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Mithrandir Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Feb 24 2016, 5:15 PM EST
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Happy Gilmore of politics. He's pulling in a whole bunch of maverick, anti-establishment, tabaccy chewin', beer drinkin' American citizens who are done with the same old-same old political BS......And I really enjoyed Happy GilmoreHerfing.......I might becoming a TRUMPETEER!
DBIII Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Feb 24 2016, 5:20 PM EST
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....the next president.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Feb 24 2016, 5:49 PM EST
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He's stomping a mudhole on Ted Cruz and walking it dry!

The other establishment buffoons don't have any plan or any way to even get the delegates needed to get the nom. Just watch Super Tuesday will be renamed to Super Trump.

Look at all the real politicians that sat on the sidelines and let this happen. Blame them!
cacman Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Feb 24 2016, 6:11 PM EST
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Donal Trump, as I heard it today from other GOP leaders, is only "applying" for the nomination. Indicating that the applicant still has to be given the job position.

The old establishment folks are squirming...
tamapatom Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Feb 24 2016, 6:14 PM EST
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......having fun.
tonygraz Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Feb 24 2016, 6:39 PM EST
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Mithrandir wrote:
Happy Gilmore of politics. He's pulling in a whole bunch of maverick, anti-establishment, tabaccy chewin', beer drinkin' American citizens who are done with the same old-same old political BS......And I really enjoyed Happy GilmoreHerfing.......I might becoming a TRUMPETEER!


Remember he really loves the poorly educated.
teddyballgame Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Feb 24 2016, 6:41 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
Remember he really loves the poorly educated.



With you being the poster child of the poorly educated, does you love him back?
Brewha Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Feb 24 2016, 7:12 PM EST
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teddyballgame wrote:
With you being the poster child of the poorly educated, does you love him back?

Don't be jealous.....
teddyballgame Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Feb 24 2016, 8:00 PM EST
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You need a new joke writer.

When people tell you that you are clever by half, it is not a compliment.
jjanecka Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Feb 24 2016, 9:39 PM EST
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Who the hell are they going to pick over trump at this point? It's not like Cruz or Rubio are worth a ****.
Brewha Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Feb 24 2016, 9:41 PM EST
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teddyballgame wrote:
You need a knew joke writer.

When people tell you that you are clever by half, it is not a compliment.

Ah, you have a singular wit Teddy.

Sorry to say that Cbid is stuck with my same old, old, dry, tired, unimaginative, obtuse, monochromatic, self effacing, glib commentary - which barely qualifies as jokes....

But so it goes.





At least I don't have to read my own crap.
tonygraz Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Feb 24 2016, 11:52 PM EST
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teddyballgame wrote:
You need a new joke writer.

When people tell you that you are clever by half, it is not a compliment.


You need a new candidate, no one thinks you a clever and you have switched your candidate support from an obviously overrated sleepy surgeon to one or both or the leading candidates for the antichrist.
teddyballgame Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Feb 25 2016, 12:04 AM EST
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If I cared what you thought clever, I would shoot myself.
(don't worry, that will never happen)

I know funny, and you guys ain't it.

This is just stating a fact, no need to get your panties in a bunch.
tonygraz Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Feb 25 2016, 12:32 AM EST
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Maybe you should go to the gun range.
Covfireman Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, Feb 25 2016, 4:00 AM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
Maybe you should go to the gun range.


To shoot at 8 inch thick steel with a .223?
DrafterX Offline
#16 Posted: Thu, Feb 25 2016, 8:11 AM EST
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Covfireman wrote:
To shoot THRU 8 inch thick steel with a .223?


There ya go... ThumpUp
tailgater Offline
#17 Posted: Thu, Feb 25 2016, 9:37 AM EST
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teddyballgame wrote:

I know funny, and you guys ain't it.

This is just stating a fact, no need to get your panties in a bunch.


Hey, Tonygraz has been much funnier of late.
Maybe he's going commando?
teddyballgame Offline
#18 Posted: Thu, Feb 25 2016, 11:55 AM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
Maybe you should go to the gun range.



I will, if you stand down range.

Dance!!


I said DANCE!!


(shoot shoot shoot..bullet bullet bullet)
DrafterX Offline
#19 Posted: Thu, Feb 25 2016, 1:03 PM EST
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Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#20 Posted: Thu, Feb 25 2016, 1:10 PM EST
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Full of crap Starfish
ZRX1200 Offline
#21 Posted: Thu, Feb 25 2016, 1:12 PM EST
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......POTUS America deserves.
teedubbya Offline
#22 Posted: Thu, Feb 25 2016, 1:18 PM EST
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the cool part is when he is on tv I can hear the benny hill theme in my head instead of shaft
Brewha Offline
#23 Posted: Thu, Feb 25 2016, 1:38 PM EST
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Covfireman wrote:
To shoot at 8 inch thick steel with a .223?

Well, If we consider the displacement ratio of mass at the elastic limit, and negate sinusoidal repleneration….



- oh, never mind.
DrafterX Offline
#24 Posted: Thu, Feb 25 2016, 3:17 PM EST
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Tony saw it happen... Mellow
Covfireman Offline
#25 Posted: Thu, Feb 25 2016, 7:11 PM EST
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I think the same bullet was captured on the Zapruder film and of course tony was there also .
Mr. Jones Offline
#26 Posted: Thu, Feb 25 2016, 8:16 PM EST
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All's I know is....

If Trump gets anywhere near that
Nuclear FOOTBALL ...the MJ 12 will load that
case w/ fake codes....bigtime....
tonygraz Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, Feb 25 2016, 8:17 PM EST
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C'mon Covhoser, we know you can't think.
Covfireman Offline
#28 Posted: Fri, Feb 26 2016, 6:13 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
C'mon Covhoser, we know you can't think.


I can know a .223 bullet won't go through 8" of steel

MACS Offline
#29 Posted: Fri, Feb 26 2016, 6:40 PM EST
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Covfireman wrote:
I can know a .223 bullet won't go through 8" of steel



Bazinga!
gummy jones Offline
#30 Posted: Fri, Feb 26 2016, 7:33 PM EST
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Covfireman wrote:
I can know a .223 bullet won't go through 8" of steel



I heard they can shoot down a plane
Brewha Offline
#31 Posted: Sat, Feb 27 2016, 12:32 PM EST
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gummy jones wrote:
I heard they can shoot down a plane

That only works in Hollywood.....
Covfireman Offline
#32 Posted: Sat, Feb 27 2016, 11:45 PM EST
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Brewha wrote:
That only works in Hollywood.....


I heard it worked in a movie called

LIAR LIAR
DrafterX Offline
#33 Posted: Sun, Feb 28 2016, 11:45 AM EST
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Sounds like Trump is gonna run Independent if he loses the Republican nomination... Think


He said he's not being treated fairly... Mellow
Brewha Offline
#34 Posted: Sun, Feb 28 2016, 1:41 PM EST
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Poor Trump....
gummy jones Offline
#35 Posted: Sun, Feb 28 2016, 2:18 PM EST
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Sarah mcglaughlin should do a sad commercial for trump
DrMaddVibe Offline
#36 Posted: Mon, Feb 29 2016, 7:15 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Sounds like Trump is gonna run Independent if he loses the Republican nomination... Think


He said he's not being treated fairly... Mellow




IF he loses?

IF?


He's running away with it kit and kaboodle right now.

The train is leaving the station and those that want cabinet positions are supporting.
GD320 Offline
#37 Posted: Mon, Feb 29 2016, 3:30 PM EST
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May God help us all.......Trump or Hillary. Nova Scotia is advertising for those who wish to move if Trump is elected. Something warmer would be nice. What happened to serious candidates that are not in danger of indictment. I'm depressed....and living in downstate IL, where Chicago Democrats have run us to bankruptcy,,,,that takes some doing.
Mr. Jones Offline
#38 Posted: Mon, Feb 29 2016, 3:51 PM EST
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TRUMPS "RELEASED AND REDACTED TAX FORMS"
WILL LOOK LIKE A BLACKBOARD W/ SIX ? WORDS
AND NO Numbers...
itsawaldo Offline
#39 Posted: Tue, Mar 1 2016, 9:37 AM EST
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Although I usually refrain from political discussions, like GD says either one is not a choice I want to make.
The stuff he spouted early on, I could see people supporting him but now it's only bluster, buffoonery and childish sound bites. Debasing other candidates with his name calling.
To me, he is an embarssement to the United States, to the US haters he's a poster child for stupid Americans.
When CNN interviewed him about the Mussolini quote he tweeted, he started to say "I lo..." (That guy) he stopped himself and corrected what he wanted to say.
He shoots his mouth off without (it seems to me) thinking what he's saying.
Do we really want this guy to be our president?
riverdog Offline
#40 Posted: Tue, Mar 1 2016, 10:39 AM EST
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Obama - Hope


Trump - Despair
DrafterX Offline
#41 Posted: Tue, Mar 1 2016, 11:03 AM EST
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Gloom.. Despair.. and Agony on me.... Sad
teedubbya Offline
#42 Posted: Tue, Mar 1 2016, 11:03 AM EST
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Rubio is starting to look desperate. .
DrafterX Offline
#43 Posted: Tue, Mar 1 2016, 11:04 AM EST
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Ya, but his wife is hot.... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#44 Posted: Tue, Mar 1 2016, 11:05 AM EST
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I saw her boob once (that would be Marco)
DrafterX Offline
#45 Posted: Tue, Mar 1 2016, 11:21 AM EST
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Laugh


I am a bit nervous today... Unsure
teedubbya Offline
#46 Posted: Tue, Mar 1 2016, 11:28 AM EST
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Why?
riverdog Offline
#47 Posted: Tue, Mar 1 2016, 11:31 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Gloom.. Despair.. and Agony on me.... Sad

Deep dark depression, excessive misery.Sad
DrafterX Offline
#48 Posted: Tue, Mar 1 2016, 11:46 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Why?



I'm afraid we're gonna find out once and for just how stupid some people are.. Laugh
DrafterX Offline
#49 Posted: Tue, Mar 1 2016, 11:46 AM EST
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riverdog wrote:
Deep dark depression, excessive misery.Sad



Whooaaaa.. Sad
teedubbya Offline
#50 Posted: Tue, Mar 1 2016, 11:48 AM EST
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Drafter that's a given. Folks are going to vote for trump or Cruz to prove it. Nothing you can do but practice pushing out.
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