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Trump is a con artist
gummy jones Offline
#51 Posted:
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like the old saying goes:
if you cant take the heat, blame the tea party
teedubbya Offline
#52 Posted:
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I thought he was blaming the establishment.
teedubbya Offline
#53 Posted:
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When did Preibus join the tea party?
gummy jones Offline
#54 Posted:
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i think i was referring to the flotus

but i wouldnt put it past trump to blame anyone he could if he thought the crowd would like it
teedubbya Offline
#55 Posted:
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Per Cruz if trump doesn't get north of 50% in NY it's a crushing loss. Lmao. What a maroon. Who takes that dork seriously?
gummy jones Offline
#56 Posted:
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Millions and millions of people I think Gonz
teedubbya Offline
#57 Posted:
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No that's the number of people who like natty light.
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jackconrad wrote:
As a Elected Official i can Guarantee you that a Billionaire. Business man would not ever run for President to make money. If Elected he will have to sign off on his Company and it's Profits.. He will lose a Sheet pile of Money.



Only on paper. Just because his son runs it doesn't make it his company. Just look at The Panama Papers to see how heads of state get away with hiding money.
tonygraz Offline
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I could see him using the kids as figureheads, but pulling the strings himself. At least he could use them as an excuse for failures.
DrMaddVibe Offline
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jackconrad wrote:
As a Elected Official i can Guarantee you that a Billionaire. Business man would not ever run for President to make money. If Elected he will have to sign off on his Company and it's Profits.. He will lose a Sheet pile of Money.



Cough...cough...****** Cheney...cough...
teedubbya Offline
#61 Posted:
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Liz is censored?
teedubbya Offline
#62 Posted:
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Must have spelled Lizzy wrong.
teedubbya Offline
#63 Posted:
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Cruz reminds me of Garland Greene (not the singer lol)
gummy jones Offline
#64 Posted:
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I think you have an obsession Whistle
teedubbya Offline
#65 Posted:
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I don't mind it but prefer drakkar
teedubbya Offline
#66 Posted:
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I did find this funny though

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3538478/Ted-Cruz-defended-criminalizing-sale-sex-toys-saying-people-no-right-stimulate-genitals-college-roommate-says-no-problem-then.html
DrafterX Offline
#67 Posted:
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ya think Cruz will have this guy whacked if elected..?? Huh
teedubbya Offline
#68 Posted:
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I dunno but this is a more serious link

http://nypost.com/2016/04/13/ted-cruz-really-hates-****/


oops. I forgot it's sort of like a guys junk but artificial and since cigarbid is scared of the junk it's censored.
DrafterX Offline
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page not found.... I'm guessing somethin in da link got censored... Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#70 Posted:
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I bet he has one of them Model D83 Swedish Sure-Grip Suck Machines tho... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
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DrafterX wrote:
page not found.... I'm guessing somethin in da link got censored... Mellow



yes. replace the **** with the correct spelling of dill doe
teedubbya Offline
#72 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
I bet he has one of them Model D83 Swedish Sure-Grip Suck Machines tho... Mellow



has one? he IS one.. well the Canadian version
banderl Offline
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teedubbya wrote:
has one? he IS one.. well the Canadian version



Eh?
teedubbya Offline
#74 Posted:
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I heard Cruz likes NY now. He was just kidding and stuff. Cruz as the establishment candidate is proving he will say or do anything to get elected.
DrafterX Offline
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Sounds familiar... Mellow



Obama said he was gonna pay my mortgage..!! Mad
gummy jones Offline
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obama told me if i like my guns i could keep them, just like my marriage ram27bat
DrafterX Offline
#77 Posted:
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That Bassard..!! Mad
teedubbya Offline
#78 Posted:
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Cruz has gone full Rubio.
gummy jones Offline
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You're obsessed brother
banderl Offline
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teedubbya wrote:
Cruz has gone full Rubio.



Never go full Rubio!
teedubbya Offline
#81 Posted:
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Full effin Rubio.
teedubbya Offline
#82 Posted:
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Gummy we all should be. He is a dangerous shape shifting snake oil salesman who could very well be the anti Christ. Maybe that's ok to you but I think the anti Christ is sort of bad mkay?
DrafterX Offline
#83 Posted:
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I think we've already met the anti-Christ.. he's just not coming out till he gets to the UN... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#84 Posted:
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Maybe a worker bee but not as effective. Cruz is the real thing.
DrafterX Offline
#85 Posted:
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Penelope Cruz looked the anti-Christ in the movie Blow... Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#86 Posted:
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I also heard Trump blames the World Trade Center bombings on the 7-11 stores... Mellow
tonygraz Offline
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Trumpf is the anit-christ, he combs his hair over the back of his head to keep the 666 covered.
DrafterX Offline
#88 Posted:
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he's prolly 667.. just in case... Mellow
gummy jones Offline
#89 Posted:
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trump is whatever number is one better than everyone else

hes rich ya know Cool
teedubbya Offline
#90 Posted:
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If Cruz was at my front door I'd show him he's number 1
DrafterX Offline
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You'd prolly have a beer with him... Mellow
victor809 Offline
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Seeing as there is no antichrist, I'm pretty sure Cruz is not that.
But he's a holier than thou douche.
DrafterX Offline
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victor809 wrote:
Seeing as there is no antichrist,



If you close your eyes and say that three times he'll appear.... Mellow
victor809 Offline
#94 Posted:
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Just because that works for some of the guys you play with doesn't mean everyone comes that easy.
DrafterX Offline
#95 Posted:
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freak... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#96 Posted:
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I heard drafter knows exactly how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
victor809 Offline
#97 Posted:
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*chocolate donut

(Fify)
teedubbya Offline
#98 Posted:
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Lol. Cruz cracks me up. He was ranting today about his winning streak and was reminded he was trounced last night. He then stated it was trumps home state which doesn't count. The dude is sick, even for an establishment candidate.
tonygraz Offline
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You can't make insulting comments about New Yorkers and expect them to vote for you.
teedubbya Offline
#100 Posted:
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Buy he said he was kiddin, God loves him more than us, and he's the most conservative and stuff. Besides they don't count since its trumps home state. It's not like he did better than Cruz did in Texas.
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