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Whistlebritches Offline
#601 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 3:00 PM EST
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giving knobbers on the corner of Main and Gentry
Speyside Offline
#602 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 3:01 PM EST
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And choking the chicken to much
Whistlebritches Offline
#603 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 3:06 PM EST
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and making the little fireman spit
teedubbya Offline
#604 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 3:44 PM EST
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on his pokeman tattoo
teedubbya Offline
#605 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 4:18 PM EST
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which is on his
ZRX1200 Offline
#606 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 4:27 PM EST
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Enhanced hairy breasts
teedubbya Offline
#607 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 4:35 PM EST
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and around his belly button
tamapatom Offline
#608 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 4:48 PM EST
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Then the battle began
ZRX1200 Offline
#609 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 5:00 PM EST
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Between the Bronies and the Cloppers
deadeyedick Offline
#610 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 5:00 PM EST
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Between the sword swallowers
ZRX1200 Offline
#611 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 5:18 PM EST
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and taco trucks
deadeyedick Offline
#612 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 5:23 PM EST
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that Drafter ate for lunch
teedubbya Offline
#613 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 5:39 PM EST
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drafter ate a clopper?
Whistlebritches Offline
#614 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 7:50 PM EST
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In the meantime TW was found with his
Speyside Offline
#615 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 9:34 PM EST
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Glow in the dark strap on stuck in
teedubbya Offline
#616 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 9:40 PM EST
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Whistlebritches
ZRX1200 Offline
#617 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 9:44 PM EST
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Leafblower
teedubbya Offline
#618 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 9:45 PM EST
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Ryan
Speyside Offline
#619 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 10:05 PM EST
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Seacrest
frankj1 Offline
#620 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 10:07 PM EST
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who also could not believe his name came up on cbid...
teedubbya Offline
#621 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 10:10 PM EST
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But frank thinks he's dreamy
frankj1 Offline
#622 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 10:27 PM EST
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and possibly bicurious
chazbo Offline
#623 Posted: Thu, Jul 21 2016, 5:29 AM EST
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Guys in the hospital laying in bed with an oxygen tub in his nose. A nurse walks in and the man ask, are my testicles black? The young nurse says I'm sure they are fine. The man ask if she can check and see if his testicles are black. So she reaches under the covers, pulls his pecker up and grabs his balls. Sir they are fine says the young nurse.
The man says, That was nice but are My Test Back Yetd'oh!
gummy jones Offline
#624 Posted: Thu, Jul 21 2016, 8:22 AM EST
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but back at the farm
teedubbya Offline
#625 Posted: Thu, Jul 21 2016, 8:34 AM EST
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frank and seacrest were spooning
gummy jones Offline
#626 Posted: Thu, Jul 21 2016, 8:46 AM EST
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and swooning
cameroon Offline
#627 Posted: Thu, Jul 21 2016, 10:35 AM EST
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and crooning songs of love
DrafterX Offline
#628 Posted: Thu, Jul 21 2016, 10:48 AM EST
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgsJLGQTfEE

Mellow
ZRX1200 Offline
#629 Posted: Thu, Jul 21 2016, 11:16 AM EST
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Trying to get chazbo to
Speyside Offline
#630 Posted: Thu, Jul 21 2016, 11:26 AM EST
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Stick with the story
ZRX1200 Offline
#631 Posted: Thu, Jul 21 2016, 11:26 AM EST
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But he was hopped up on
DrafterX Offline
#632 Posted: Thu, Jul 21 2016, 11:43 AM EST
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Goof balls... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#633 Posted: Thu, Jul 21 2016, 12:22 PM EST
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yes, drafters new nickname is goof
Whistlebritches Offline
#634 Posted: Thu, Jul 21 2016, 12:30 PM EST
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Chazbo,better known throughout the NorthEast as
ZRX1200 Offline
#635 Posted: Thu, Jul 21 2016, 12:42 PM EST
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The Midnight Cowboy
teedubbya Offline
#636 Posted: Thu, Jul 21 2016, 12:45 PM EST
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with the twink like boy toy
ZRX1200 Offline
#637 Posted: Thu, Jul 21 2016, 1:03 PM EST
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sidekick Gummy Jones
teedubbya Offline
#638 Posted: Thu, Jul 21 2016, 1:10 PM EST
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AKA Hugh Janus
cameroon Offline
#639 Posted: Thu, Jul 21 2016, 1:11 PM EST
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not to be confused with a Gummy Johnson, the secret camping treat
teedubbya Offline
#640 Posted: Thu, Jul 21 2016, 1:12 PM EST
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and zrx's scooby treat
Speyside Offline
#641 Posted: Thu, Jul 21 2016, 1:31 PM EST
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So this tale actually does involve camping in a van by the river
teedubbya Offline
#642 Posted: Thu, Jul 21 2016, 1:38 PM EST
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with a flesh arrow in the quiver
ZRX1200 Offline
#643 Posted: Thu, Jul 21 2016, 1:38 PM EST
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of tears and regret
mikey1597 Offline
#644 Posted: Thu, Jul 21 2016, 1:44 PM EST
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and smoke pouring from
Whistlebritches Offline
#645 Posted: Thu, Jul 21 2016, 2:05 PM EST
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Chazbos back door
deadeyedick Offline
#646 Posted: Thu, Jul 21 2016, 2:05 PM EST
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an Oregon blunt stuck
Whistlebritches Offline
#647 Posted: Thu, Jul 21 2016, 2:06 PM EST
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had been entering and exiting at approximately 125,000 rpm
teedubbya Offline
#648 Posted: Thu, Jul 21 2016, 2:07 PM EST
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Slower than usual
ZRX1200 Offline
#649 Posted: Thu, Jul 21 2016, 2:34 PM EST
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butt quicker than most
gummy jones Offline
#650 Posted: Thu, Jul 21 2016, 2:35 PM EST
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but like his grinder profile explicitly stated
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