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DrafterX Offline
#401 Posted: Sat, Jul 16 2016, 4:30 PM EST
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Mad
tamapatom Offline
#402 Posted: Sat, Jul 16 2016, 4:31 PM EST
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And then Mr Jones came in swinging...... thinking this was all an SSG setup
Plowboy221 Offline
#403 Posted: Sat, Jul 16 2016, 4:48 PM EST
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While drafter kicked puppies across the lawn
ZRX1200 Offline
#404 Posted: Sat, Jul 16 2016, 4:50 PM EST
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while wearing CROCS, he thought
Speyside Offline
#405 Posted: Sat, Jul 16 2016, 4:51 PM EST
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If only
Whistlebritches Offline
#406 Posted: Sat, Jul 16 2016, 5:04 PM EST
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I had a tiara.......I'd be so pretty in a tiara
teedubbya Offline
#407 Posted: Sat, Jul 16 2016, 5:07 PM EST
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Which is true, except
Plowboy221 Offline
#408 Posted: Sat, Jul 16 2016, 5:23 PM EST
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herpes
SMOKEYOU Offline
#409 Posted: Sat, Jul 16 2016, 5:28 PM EST
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Blisters broke
Plowboy221 Offline
#410 Posted: Sat, Jul 16 2016, 5:32 PM EST
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On Jaime's annual glands
SMOKEYOU Offline
#411 Posted: Sat, Jul 16 2016, 5:37 PM EST
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They both shouted
Plowboy221 Offline
#412 Posted: Sat, Jul 16 2016, 5:43 PM EST
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Is it in
teedubbya Offline
#413 Posted: Sat, Jul 16 2016, 8:55 PM EST
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My eye?
mikey1597 Offline
#414 Posted: Sat, Jul 16 2016, 8:59 PM EST
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My brown eye?
Whistlebritches Offline
#415 Posted: Sat, Jul 16 2016, 9:07 PM EST
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Yes and it hurts so good
ZRX1200 Offline
#416 Posted: Sat, Jul 16 2016, 9:09 PM EST
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and Ron was nice enough to lick it clean
mikey1597 Offline
#417 Posted: Sat, Jul 16 2016, 9:13 PM EST
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"oh my" he said
Whistlebritches Offline
#418 Posted: Sat, Jul 16 2016, 9:35 PM EST
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Z is full of schit,if anybody licked it clean that would've been Bloodyfuqtard.He is a
ZRX1200 Offline
#419 Posted: Sat, Jul 16 2016, 10:03 PM EST
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Rudder buddy of Mr Jones
DrafterX Offline
#420 Posted: Sat, Jul 16 2016, 10:04 PM EST
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Chiken... Mellow
frankj1 Offline
#421 Posted: Sat, Jul 16 2016, 10:12 PM EST
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"we are so immature" said...
DrafterX Offline
#422 Posted: Sat, Jul 16 2016, 10:15 PM EST
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Bloody, as he... Mellow
Speyside Offline
#423 Posted: Sat, Jul 16 2016, 10:15 PM EST
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Drafter' doppelganger
teedubbya Offline
#424 Posted: Sat, Jul 16 2016, 11:58 PM EST
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Made no sense
Whistlebritches Offline
#425 Posted: Sun, Jul 17 2016, 12:47 PM EST
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Probably the LSD Mr Jones spiked the
corey sellers Offline
#426 Posted: Sun, Jul 17 2016, 12:50 PM EST
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Kool aid with that
teedubbya Offline
#427 Posted: Sun, Jul 17 2016, 1:01 PM EST
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Drafter used as an enema
Whistlebritches Offline
#428 Posted: Sun, Jul 17 2016, 1:04 PM EST
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He schit pineapple poo for 3 days
teedubbya Offline
#429 Posted: Sun, Jul 17 2016, 1:06 PM EST
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In to victor's
corey sellers Offline
#430 Posted: Sun, Jul 17 2016, 1:22 PM EST
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Lunch box which he gave to
mikey1597 Offline
#431 Posted: Sun, Jul 17 2016, 1:29 PM EST
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JADE!!
teedubbya Offline
#432 Posted: Sun, Jul 17 2016, 1:37 PM EST
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At jade's request
Whistlebritches Offline
#433 Posted: Sun, Jul 17 2016, 2:37 PM EST
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it was served over a cob salad to
mikey1597 Offline
#434 Posted: Sun, Jul 17 2016, 3:52 PM EST
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the music of
DrafterX Offline
#435 Posted: Sun, Jul 17 2016, 4:01 PM EST
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Weird Al... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#436 Posted: Sun, Jul 17 2016, 4:36 PM EST
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Johnson, yankovic was not available.
DrafterX Offline
#437 Posted: Sun, Jul 17 2016, 5:46 PM EST
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cause of his hep... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#438 Posted: Sun, Jul 17 2016, 5:56 PM EST
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From victor
Speyside Offline
#439 Posted: Sun, Jul 17 2016, 6:02 PM EST
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Who was wearing
teedubbya Offline
#440 Posted: Sun, Jul 17 2016, 6:04 PM EST
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A strap on
tamapatom Offline
#441 Posted: Sun, Jul 17 2016, 6:28 PM EST
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Chapter 3 Now things begin to get intense
Whistlebritches Offline
#442 Posted: Sun, Jul 17 2016, 6:34 PM EST
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Chapter 3:Victor wears a peanut butter flavored strap on
teedubbya Offline
#443 Posted: Sun, Jul 17 2016, 6:41 PM EST
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Poor drafter's dog
corey sellers Offline
#444 Posted: Sun, Jul 17 2016, 6:50 PM EST
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Was running away so fast that
Whistlebritches Offline
#445 Posted: Sun, Jul 17 2016, 6:58 PM EST
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he was hit by a truck crossing the highway
Speyside Offline
#446 Posted: Sun, Jul 17 2016, 7:10 PM EST
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If the strap on had only been chicken flavored
teedubbya Offline
#447 Posted: Sun, Jul 17 2016, 7:14 PM EST
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Like drafters
mikey1597 Offline
#448 Posted: Sun, Jul 17 2016, 7:16 PM EST
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favorite
Speyside Offline
#449 Posted: Sun, Jul 17 2016, 7:21 PM EST
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pasties
Whistlebritches Offline
#450 Posted: Sun, Jul 17 2016, 7:21 PM EST
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poor puppy dog would have stuck around and licked on it
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