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Whistlebritches Offline
#551 Posted: Tue, Jul 19 2016, 6:59 PM EST
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Must of been whiskey'd up
teedubbya Offline
#552 Posted: Tue, Jul 19 2016, 7:01 PM EST
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Which is Indian for
Speyside Offline
#553 Posted: Tue, Jul 19 2016, 7:06 PM EST
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Worshiping Krishna while having tantric sex
teedubbya Offline
#554 Posted: Tue, Jul 19 2016, 7:07 PM EST
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In a church
Speyside Offline
#555 Posted: Tue, Jul 19 2016, 7:10 PM EST
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The harpsichord music in the background seemed
teedubbya Offline
#556 Posted: Tue, Jul 19 2016, 7:11 PM EST
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Strange, and when he looked
Speyside Offline
#557 Posted: Tue, Jul 19 2016, 7:18 PM EST
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Backward he was shocked because
corey sellers Offline
#558 Posted: Tue, Jul 19 2016, 7:35 PM EST
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He seen ZRX coming toward him then all of a sudden
tamapatom Offline
#559 Posted: Tue, Jul 19 2016, 7:57 PM EST
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he was beamed up by aliens.
Whistlebritches Offline
#560 Posted: Tue, Jul 19 2016, 8:00 PM EST
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My butt hurts............probed?
Speyside Offline
#561 Posted: Tue, Jul 19 2016, 8:09 PM EST
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And what was it probed with?
teedubbya Offline
#562 Posted: Tue, Jul 19 2016, 8:29 PM EST
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Zrx may not have a green card but has a black deke.
frankj1 Offline
#563 Posted: Tue, Jul 19 2016, 8:51 PM EST
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what happened, asked the
Speyside Offline
#564 Posted: Tue, Jul 19 2016, 9:31 PM EST
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Alter boy who dared not bend over
frankj1 Offline
#565 Posted: Tue, Jul 19 2016, 9:57 PM EST
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when all of a sudden, Ben Dover
deadeyedick Offline
#566 Posted: Tue, Jul 19 2016, 10:01 PM EST
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who claimed he was just keeping da beat
frankj1 Offline
#567 Posted: Tue, Jul 19 2016, 10:05 PM EST
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!!!
teedubbya Offline
#568 Posted: Tue, Jul 19 2016, 10:43 PM EST
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But was really beatin the meat
gummy jones Offline
#569 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 8:00 AM EST
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as they began to dance an interesting smell wafted by
cameroon Offline
#570 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 9:47 AM EST
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It smelled like waffles, AND ONLY WAFFLES
Brewha Offline
#571 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 9:48 AM EST
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But with pancakes on the side...
gummy jones Offline
#572 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 10:03 AM EST
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mouth watering, DED decided his only option was
delta1 Offline
#573 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 11:17 AM EST
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to sample some from both sides
teedubbya Offline
#574 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 11:22 AM EST
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of the blue waffle
teedubbya Offline
#575 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 11:22 AM EST
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and the pittsburgh pancake
delta1 Offline
#576 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 11:26 AM EST
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After a few nibbles, DED
gummy jones Offline
#577 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 11:37 AM EST
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couldnt get enough so
ZRX1200 Offline
#578 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 11:46 AM EST
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He kept an eye out for a waitress
teedubbya Offline
#579 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 11:49 AM EST
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who would
ZRX1200 Offline
#580 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 11:51 AM EST
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Give him a whole chicken
teedubbya Offline
#581 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 11:58 AM EST
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if he promised
Whistlebritches Offline
#582 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 12:39 PM EST
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to go camping with Z
chazbo Offline
#583 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 12:41 PM EST
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Donna was a new bride and had 4 children with Paul before he died of cancer. She remarried and had 4 more children with her second husband. Several years later her second husband died in a car crash. She remarried to a nice guy, Tim and they had three children. Donna passed away last week and at her funeral Aunt Betty said, Donna is finally together.
Donna's sister asked aunt Betty, together with who? her first or second husband. Aunt Betty turned and said
Her legs😜
teedubbya Offline
#584 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 12:41 PM EST
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that's a lot of people to go camping with
cameroon Offline
#585 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 1:04 PM EST
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and a lot of waffles to make
delta1 Offline
#586 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 1:05 PM EST
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but Z likes his legs apart, so
ZRX1200 Offline
#587 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 1:11 PM EST
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Quaff the freshness
teedubbya Offline
#588 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 1:54 PM EST
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of jared and his
gummy jones Offline
#589 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 2:00 PM EST
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5 dollar footlong
but this time
Whistlebritches Offline
#590 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 2:01 PM EST
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It was loaded with special sauce.........Which made Z's
ZRX1200 Offline
#591 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 2:05 PM EST
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Sword fight
teedubbya Offline
#592 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 2:06 PM EST
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really sloppy
ZRX1200 Offline
#593 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 2:08 PM EST
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Which got teedubya and whistlebritches to stop
teedubbya Offline
#594 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 2:10 PM EST
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watching and start vomiting
ZRX1200 Offline
#595 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 2:11 PM EST
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Out of their firehoses that they were ruddering
teedubbya Offline
#596 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 2:14 PM EST
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wildly like cannons shooting ropes
ZRX1200 Offline
#597 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 2:15 PM EST
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That Bloody was trying desperately to catch with
teedubbya Offline
#598 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 2:20 PM EST
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a condom to save for later.
ZRX1200 Offline
#599 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 2:23 PM EST
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Since he shaved his beard when he
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#600 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2016, 2:52 PM EST
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got deak warts on his lips from
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