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Brewha Offline
#251 Posted: Wed, Jul 13 2016, 3:03 PM EST
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exploded with
teedubbya Offline
#252 Posted: Wed, Jul 13 2016, 3:09 PM EST
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twinkie filling
8trackdisco Offline
#253 Posted: Wed, Jul 13 2016, 3:09 PM EST
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Brewha wrote:
exploded with


A baby's fist
teedubbya Offline
#254 Posted: Wed, Jul 13 2016, 3:13 PM EST
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made of twinkie filling
bgz Offline
#255 Posted: Wed, Jul 13 2016, 3:25 PM EST
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Ya, that's right... bung hole exploded with twinkie filling, then...
Brewha Offline
#256 Posted: Wed, Jul 13 2016, 3:27 PM EST
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holding a gerbil
Speyside Offline
#257 Posted: Wed, Jul 13 2016, 3:28 PM EST
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He yelled cowabunghole
Brewha Offline
#258 Posted: Wed, Jul 13 2016, 3:40 PM EST
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and cried out for gerbil freedom everywhere
teedubbya Offline
#259 Posted: Wed, Jul 13 2016, 3:43 PM EST
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but alas
DrafterX Offline
#260 Posted: Wed, Jul 13 2016, 3:44 PM EST
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,the slut, Mellow
ZRX1200 Offline
#261 Posted: Wed, Jul 13 2016, 3:44 PM EST
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The gerbils
teedubbya Offline
#262 Posted: Wed, Jul 13 2016, 3:47 PM EST
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hep G
gummy jones Offline
#263 Posted: Wed, Jul 13 2016, 3:48 PM EST
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and back into its fleshy jail the gerbil went
Brewha Offline
#264 Posted: Wed, Jul 13 2016, 3:49 PM EST
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to buy a Kia
ZRX1200 Offline
#265 Posted: Wed, Jul 13 2016, 4:00 PM EST
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Tie rod guards
teedubbya Offline
#266 Posted: Wed, Jul 13 2016, 4:00 PM EST
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cost extra
gummy jones Offline
#267 Posted: Wed, Jul 13 2016, 4:01 PM EST
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but gerbils are rich so
ZRX1200 Offline
#268 Posted: Wed, Jul 13 2016, 4:02 PM EST
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they threw little
bgz Offline
#269 Posted: Wed, Jul 13 2016, 4:09 PM EST
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fleshlights
teedubbya Offline
#270 Posted: Wed, Jul 13 2016, 4:43 PM EST
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on to their
bgz Offline
#271 Posted: Wed, Jul 13 2016, 4:49 PM EST
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Trans-gendered gerbil friends'
teedubbya Offline
#272 Posted: Wed, Jul 13 2016, 4:49 PM EST
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he hes and who haws
ZRX1200 Offline
#273 Posted: Wed, Jul 13 2016, 5:01 PM EST
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that Drafter checked
teedubbya Offline
#274 Posted: Wed, Jul 13 2016, 5:08 PM EST
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with his mouf
gummy jones Offline
#275 Posted: Wed, Jul 13 2016, 5:25 PM EST
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"yep, tastes like…."
bgz Offline
#276 Posted: Wed, Jul 13 2016, 5:28 PM EST
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Gerbil d1ck
gummy jones Offline
#277 Posted: Wed, Jul 13 2016, 5:29 PM EST
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luckily, it is his favorite, so
teedubbya Offline
#278 Posted: Wed, Jul 13 2016, 5:31 PM EST
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he paid extra to
bgz Offline
#279 Posted: Wed, Jul 13 2016, 5:50 PM EST
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stroke their ponies
Brewha Offline
#280 Posted: Wed, Jul 13 2016, 5:52 PM EST
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Like they was homies

(Huh, that rhymes...)
frankj1 Offline
#281 Posted: Wed, Jul 13 2016, 6:02 PM EST
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threadjack on:

for the record, my pterydactyl is HUGE!

threadjack off...
8trackdisco Offline
#282 Posted: Wed, Jul 13 2016, 6:12 PM EST
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So he turned on PBS and watched.....
Brewha Offline
#283 Posted: Wed, Jul 13 2016, 6:14 PM EST
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Wait - What does it mean; "thread jack off"?
Brewha Offline
#284 Posted: Wed, Jul 13 2016, 6:15 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
So he turned on PBS and watched.....

Carl Sagen, with his billion and billions of
bgz Offline
#285 Posted: Wed, Jul 13 2016, 6:16 PM EST
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Brewha wrote:
Wait - What does it mean; "thread jack off"?



That was a show about Brewha
Brewha Offline
#286 Posted: Wed, Jul 13 2016, 6:17 PM EST
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No - maybe you were jacking your own thread...
8trackdisco Offline
#287 Posted: Wed, Jul 13 2016, 6:19 PM EST
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He was no Alistar Cooke.
deadeyedick Offline
#288 Posted: Wed, Jul 13 2016, 6:28 PM EST
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Until the operation
Brewha Offline
#289 Posted: Wed, Jul 13 2016, 6:30 PM EST
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We now return you to our story; which is already in progress.



Which left him..
bgz Offline
#290 Posted: Wed, Jul 13 2016, 6:31 PM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
Until the operation


Which explained why he was interested in jacking off the thread.
8trackdisco Offline
#291 Posted: Wed, Jul 13 2016, 6:31 PM EST
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J. Geils s saw a song there...
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#292 Posted: Wed, Jul 13 2016, 8:20 PM EST
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He's a hard driving man.
ZRX1200 Offline
#293 Posted: Wed, Jul 13 2016, 9:14 PM EST
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with a slow running van
jackconrad Offline
#294 Posted: Wed, Jul 13 2016, 9:25 PM EST
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who has a thing for Gerbils doing the Can Can
teedubbya Offline
#295 Posted: Wed, Jul 13 2016, 10:41 PM EST
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And whacking off with spam
ZRX1200 Offline
#296 Posted: Wed, Jul 13 2016, 10:45 PM EST
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With his thumb in a lamb
teedubbya Offline
#297 Posted: Wed, Jul 13 2016, 10:50 PM EST
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While talking to RAM
cameroon Offline
#298 Posted: Thu, Jul 14 2016, 10:03 AM EST
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in the Club Plat-I-Nam
delta1 Offline
#299 Posted: Thu, Jul 14 2016, 11:30 AM EST
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Meanwhile, back in Cambodia
MACS Offline
#300 Posted: Thu, Jul 14 2016, 11:36 AM EST
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Deep in the jungle
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