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Whistlebritches Offline
#351 Posted: Thu, Jul 14 2016, 10:24 PM EST
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Z's banger and mash
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#352 Posted: Fri, Jul 15 2016, 6:31 AM EST
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Chapter 2 - The Moderators step in
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#353 Posted: Fri, Jul 15 2016, 6:44 AM EST
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With a roll of duct tape and a tarp in hand
teedubbya Offline
#354 Posted: Fri, Jul 15 2016, 7:31 AM EST
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to conduct an"audit"
corey sellers Offline
#355 Posted: Fri, Jul 15 2016, 8:25 AM EST
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And first in line is
gummy jones Offline
#356 Posted: Fri, Jul 15 2016, 8:28 AM EST
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angela merkel
teedubbya Offline
#357 Posted: Fri, Jul 15 2016, 8:39 AM EST
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's wig.
gummy jones Offline
#358 Posted: Fri, Jul 15 2016, 8:41 AM EST
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but this was no ordinary wig
teedubbya Offline
#359 Posted: Fri, Jul 15 2016, 8:54 AM EST
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It was made from unicorn
gummy jones Offline
#360 Posted: Fri, Jul 15 2016, 9:30 AM EST
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pubes
teedubbya Offline
#361 Posted: Fri, Jul 15 2016, 9:56 AM EST
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Dipped in
ZRX1200 Offline
#362 Posted: Fri, Jul 15 2016, 10:16 AM EST
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Yogurt
cameroon Offline
#363 Posted: Fri, Jul 15 2016, 10:30 AM EST
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and Pokemon blood
ZRX1200 Offline
#364 Posted: Fri, Jul 15 2016, 10:39 AM EST
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With pig ears sewn on
DrafterX Offline
#365 Posted: Fri, Jul 15 2016, 10:40 AM EST
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their huevos.... Mellow
delta1 Offline
#366 Posted: Fri, Jul 15 2016, 11:03 AM EST
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Merkel was caught
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#367 Posted: Fri, Jul 15 2016, 11:08 AM EST
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on camera doing
DrafterX Offline
#368 Posted: Fri, Jul 15 2016, 11:12 AM EST
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the hustle... Mellow
corey sellers Offline
#369 Posted: Fri, Jul 15 2016, 11:18 AM EST
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With
DrafterX Offline
#370 Posted: Fri, Jul 15 2016, 11:25 AM EST
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Mr Ed... Mellow
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#371 Posted: Fri, Jul 15 2016, 11:26 AM EST
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Who was talking about
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#372 Posted: Fri, Jul 15 2016, 11:28 AM EST
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TW's momma.... Mellow
corey sellers Offline
#373 Posted: Fri, Jul 15 2016, 11:29 AM EST
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Being so fat that
DrafterX Offline
#374 Posted: Fri, Jul 15 2016, 11:35 AM EST
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OhMyGod
gummy jones Offline
#375 Posted: Fri, Jul 15 2016, 12:03 PM EST
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she was always eating peanut butter, leaving mr ed
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#376 Posted: Fri, Jul 15 2016, 6:26 PM EST
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Butt Crack sandwiches
teedubbya Offline
#377 Posted: Fri, Jul 15 2016, 6:52 PM EST
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For his friends
tamapatom Offline
#378 Posted: Fri, Jul 15 2016, 7:50 PM EST
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Winny and Neigh
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#379 Posted: Fri, Jul 15 2016, 10:17 PM EST
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Suddenly
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#380 Posted: Sat, Jul 16 2016, 4:01 AM EST
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A hushed steely silence wafted into the room
Whistlebritches Offline
#381 Posted: Sat, Jul 16 2016, 8:55 AM EST
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TW just exposed the twig and berries
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#382 Posted: Sat, Jul 16 2016, 9:06 AM EST
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again.... Mellow
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#383 Posted: Sat, Jul 16 2016, 9:07 AM EST
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for Drafter
corey sellers Offline
#384 Posted: Sat, Jul 16 2016, 9:08 AM EST
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Except this time he started
DrafterX Offline
#385 Posted: Sat, Jul 16 2016, 9:09 AM EST
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throwing up... Mellow
corey sellers Offline
#386 Posted: Sat, Jul 16 2016, 9:11 AM EST
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When he saw
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#387 Posted: Sat, Jul 16 2016, 9:13 AM EST
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his reflection... Mellow
Speyside Offline
#388 Posted: Sat, Jul 16 2016, 9:40 AM EST
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Because
delta1 Offline
#389 Posted: Sat, Jul 16 2016, 11:29 AM EST
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blue waffles are no joke
ZRX1200 Offline
#390 Posted: Sat, Jul 16 2016, 11:49 AM EST
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and he knew Drafter always has maple syrup packages
teedubbya Offline
#391 Posted: Sat, Jul 16 2016, 11:55 AM EST
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Which makes drafter dreamy
DrafterX Offline
#392 Posted: Sat, Jul 16 2016, 12:22 PM EST
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and stuff.... Mellow
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#393 Posted: Sat, Jul 16 2016, 12:42 PM EST
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ed with sausage
Speyside Offline
#394 Posted: Sat, Jul 16 2016, 12:47 PM EST
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And then drafter woke up
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#395 Posted: Sat, Jul 16 2016, 1:03 PM EST
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With a deke in his
delta1 Offline
#396 Posted: Sat, Jul 16 2016, 1:43 PM EST
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bum and a .45 in his mouth.
Whistlebritches Offline
#397 Posted: Sat, Jul 16 2016, 2:47 PM EST
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Neither were a snug fit because Drafter has
ZRX1200 Offline
#398 Posted: Sat, Jul 16 2016, 3:25 PM EST
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gills
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#399 Posted: Sat, Jul 16 2016, 3:54 PM EST
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filled with seamen
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#400 Posted: Sat, Jul 16 2016, 4:03 PM EST
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And no elasticity
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