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Hank_The_Tank Offline
#151 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 2:44 PM EST
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dstieger wrote:
Well....at least it's not your fault...


No, it is my fault, I just suck. Dang lack of self control. Any advice on how to develop self control? Man, my life would be so much better off if I had some...

A bet would have just given me extra incentive...
DrafterX Offline
#152 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 2:59 PM EST
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You could hire someone to follow you around and taze you when you screw up.. Mellow
elRopo Offline
#153 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 3:19 PM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
No, it is my fault, I just suck. Dang lack of self control. Any advice on how to develop self control? Man, my life would be so much better off if I had some...

A bet would have just given me extra incentive...

If you're going to the emerald city anytime soon you can visit the wizard.
dstieger Offline
#154 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 3:25 PM EST
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....I could while away the hours....conferrin' with the flowers......consultin' with the rain
elRopo Offline
#155 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 3:30 PM EST
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dstieger wrote:
....I could while away the hours....conferrin' with the flowers......consultin' with the rain

If I only had a brainWhistle
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#156 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 3:36 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
You could hire someone to follow you around and taze you when you screw up.. Mellow


That is a fantastic idea...thanks!
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#157 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 3:37 PM EST
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elRopo wrote:
If I only had a brainWhistle


I am obviously a little slow...so maybe the wizard can help me...
dstieger Offline
#158 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 3:43 PM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
No, it is my fault, I just suck. Dang lack of self control. Any advice on how to develop self control? Man, my life would be so much better off if I had some...



Not sure what I can do for you, Charles. I attribute mine to some degree to fairly strict parents....and the rest to time in the military.

And maybe the military had more to do with it than my folks....
elRopo Offline
#159 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 3:45 PM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
I am obviously a little slow...so maybe the wizard can help me...

You have to kill the wicked witch first.
DrafterX Offline
#160 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 3:46 PM EST
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dstieger wrote:
Not sure what I can do for you, Charles. I attribute mine to some degree to fairly strict parents....and the rest to time in the military.

And maybe the military had more to do with it than my folks....small sample size, but of my three boys, the two that spent time in the service have a heck of a lot more self control/self discipline than the third.




Have you tried tazing him..?? Huh
dstieger Offline
#161 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 3:48 PM EST
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something to be considered, I spose
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#162 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 3:50 PM EST
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dstieger wrote:
Not sure what I can do for you, Charles. I attribute mine to some degree to fairly strict parents....and the rest to time in the military.

And maybe the military had more to do with it than my folks....


My primary lack of self control lies with my eating, my lack of working out, my chewing (dip), my attitude and my lusting. I know most on here don't care about the lust thing, but being a Christian, it matters to me.

If I could improve those 5 things I would be so much better off. I have no idea how to develop self control...at least at this point in my life. A little late to join the military...haha
DrafterX Offline
#163 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 3:57 PM EST
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Think
Has anyone tazed you recently. .?? Huh
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#164 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 3:58 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Think
Has anyone tazed you recently. .?? Huh


Unfortunately not....Think
elRopo Offline
#165 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 4:01 PM EST
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I think that's too much to take on all at once. Try splitting it up, set goals one at a time, think positive. Go for long walks at first and think about the good things you're doing for yourself.

P.S.
Lusting is okay IMO
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#166 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 4:04 PM EST
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elRopo wrote:
I think that's too much to take on all at once. Try splitting it up, set goals one at a time, think positive. Go for long walks at first and think about the good things you're doing for yourself.

P.S.
Lusting is okay IMO


The lust thing is something I will always deal with and the attitude...eh who cares..haha...so if I could just eat better, workout and quit chewing that would be awesome!

Plus, my mental state (anxiety/depression) has been doing really good...so at least one positive thing I got some control over.
DrafterX Offline
#167 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 4:24 PM EST
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Nothing wrong with lusting a little bit as long as your not touching yourself while you're doing it. ... Mellow


Think
I think that's the rules anyway... you might need to ask Ram... Mellow
dstieger Offline
#168 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 4:28 PM EST
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A wise woman ....actually, she wasn't all that wise, I guess....mostly sorta nutz.....said, "nothing wrong with just looking at the donuts"
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#169 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 6:06 PM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
Unfortunately not....Think

The proper response is "Don't taze me, bro!"
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#170 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 6:07 PM EST
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dstieger wrote:
A wise woman ....actually, she wasn't all that wise, I guess....mostly sorta nutz.....said, "nothing wrong with just looking at the donuts"

Is it OK to put your finger in the donut hole?
gummy jones Offline
#171 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 6:21 PM EST
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Many people struggle with lust, including many many born again Christians (especially males). Heck, even a very high percentage of pastors admit to it. Doesn't make it right but you should know you aren't alone.

The fact that you feel bad about it should be evidence to you that the Spirit is working on you. Much better than feeling only emptiness. Sexual desire is completely normal. If you believe we are created then it is no accident that we are designed to experience pleasure in many forms. It's abeautiful thing. However, we are not to be a slave to our bodies and we are called to strive for holiness.

There is literally nothing you can do that can't be forgiven. Start there and keep working at it. Try not to beat yourself up too much. We are all messy creatures.
DrafterX Offline
#172 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 6:45 PM EST
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Sounds like he's been beating it alot... Mellow
elRopo Offline
#173 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 6:49 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Sounds like he's been beating it alot... Mellow

Nothing to worry about. I'm 70 years old and barely need my glasses. Liar
SteveS Offline
#174 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 7:49 PM EST
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elRopo wrote:
Nothing to worry about. I'm 70 years old and barely need my glasses. Liar


I'm a lot more comfortable wearing mine when driving but don't otherwise wear them, even though the eye doc seems to think I do ...
gummy jones Offline
#175 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 10:14 PM EST
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Yea I think youre right
His palms are probably like an orangutan and his vision like Mr magoo
frankj1 Offline
#176 Posted: Thu, Mar 2 2017, 10:26 PM EST
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I just woke up. When did Jimmy Carter start posting?
Ram27 Offline
#177 Posted: Fri, Mar 3 2017, 2:38 AM EST
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Finally Friday Applause Beer Beer Applause


Good morning & welcome all. RollEyes
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#178 Posted: Fri, Mar 3 2017, 4:15 AM EST
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tamapatom wrote:
Is it OK to put your finger in the donut hole?

I like to stick my tongue in there, and try not to hit the sides.........takes a lot of practice Drool
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#179 Posted: Fri, Mar 3 2017, 6:09 AM EST
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Frank, Ram, rman.

Happy Friday to all.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#180 Posted: Fri, Mar 3 2017, 7:34 AM EST
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PGIF! Morning DB's.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#181 Posted: Fri, Mar 3 2017, 7:36 AM EST
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gummy jones wrote:
Many people struggle with lust, including many many born again Christians (especially males). Heck, even a very high percentage of pastors admit to it. Doesn't make it right but you should know you aren't alone.

The fact that you feel bad about it should be evidence to you that the Spirit is working on you. Much better than feeling only emptiness. Sexual desire is completely normal. If you believe we are created then it is no accident that we are designed to experience pleasure in many forms. It's abeautiful thing. However, we are not to be a slave to our bodies and we are called to strive for holiness.

There is literally nothing you can do that can't be forgiven. Start there and keep working at it. Try not to beat yourself up too much. We are all messy creatures.


Thanks! Those are the things I remind myself all the time. It will always be a struggle, but I won't ever stop trying to do better.
MACS Offline
#182 Posted: Fri, Mar 3 2017, 8:33 AM EST
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My brethren of the leaf... top o' the mornin' to you'ze.
tonygraz Offline
#183 Posted: Fri, Mar 3 2017, 8:49 AM EST
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Mornin' - IT's National Tartar Sauce Day, National Speech and Debate Education Day – By Annual Resolution, National Anthem Day,National Cold Cuts Day, National I Want You to be Happy Day, National Mulled Wine Day, National Day of Unplugging, National Employee Appreciation Day and National Salesperson Day.

and winter has returned.
DrafterX Offline
#184 Posted: Fri, Mar 3 2017, 9:05 AM EST
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Cool Dudes. ..
gummy jones Offline
#185 Posted: Fri, Mar 3 2017, 9:08 AM EST
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happy friday
the kids love this little clip
if you have kids you understand
if you dont, then this is what youre missing (on repeat over and over and over and over)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFuFm0m2wj0
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#186 Posted: Fri, Mar 3 2017, 10:12 AM EST
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Good morning, y'all
SteveS Offline
#187 Posted: Fri, Mar 3 2017, 10:22 AM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
My primary lack of self control lies with my eating, my lack of working out, my chewing (dip), my attitude and my lusting. I know most on here don't care about the lust thing, but being a Christian, it matters to me.


My suggestion is to not worry so much about the lust thing ... knock off the chew, then focus on getting your diet and exercise under control so you'll have a chance with the babes you lust after ... once you begin to connect and maybe even score, you'll be motivated to work on other forms of 'control' ...
MACS Offline
#188 Posted: Fri, Mar 3 2017, 10:29 AM EST
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wky5H1xC6-I
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#189 Posted: Fri, Mar 3 2017, 11:49 AM EST
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Lust in the Dust... Divine.
DrafterX Offline
#190 Posted: Fri, Mar 3 2017, 11:56 AM EST
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Think
Is that like your 'd^ck in da dirt'...?? Huh
DrafterX Offline
#191 Posted: Fri, Mar 3 2017, 1:16 PM EST
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Bowl of chili... cheese-burger & fries... BigGrin
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#192 Posted: Fri, Mar 3 2017, 1:23 PM EST
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TGIF!
Bur Offline
#193 Posted: Fri, Mar 3 2017, 1:34 PM EST
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Ain't that the truth!

Getting some loud music on and starting to read a 35 page report for work.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#194 Posted: Fri, Mar 3 2017, 1:52 PM EST
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I went a little crazy today...oatmeal...with TWO boxes of raisins... I am a wild man!
watchurai Offline
#195 Posted: Fri, Mar 3 2017, 4:18 PM EST
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Woah, woah.
Reign it in there, Capn Crazy. No point becoming a sad statistic over breakfast cereal.

Hank_The_Tank Offline
#196 Posted: Fri, Mar 3 2017, 4:26 PM EST
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I was going to start a thread but decided it was a little much....

What happened to Mr. Bitcoin himself, YoAndy? Did he get deployed or something?
MACS Offline
#197 Posted: Fri, Mar 3 2017, 8:34 PM EST
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I left work at noon, and I am exhausted.

Went to the bank, bought ice and squid, dropped off/picked up uniforms, got the boat, cleaned it, ran the engine, prepped all my gear (smoked a party short while doing it), then cut up some frozen sardines for chum, cut up the squid for bait and bagged the innards for more chum... Done.
DrafterX Offline
#198 Posted: Fri, Mar 3 2017, 8:46 PM EST
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Deep fry..?? Huh
tonygraz Offline
#199 Posted: Fri, Mar 3 2017, 10:11 PM EST
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Don't go to MACS for dinner tonight !
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#200 Posted: Fri, Mar 3 2017, 10:21 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Think
Is that like your 'd^ck in da dirt'...?? Huh

or maybe ...

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/snl-digital-short-d-in-a-box/n12100?snl=1
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