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qmech Offline
#201 Posted: Sat, Mar 4 2017, 1:19 AM EST
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Anyone heard of any good fart jokes they would like to share?
Q
Speyside Offline
#202 Posted: Sat, Mar 4 2017, 8:26 AM EST
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Morning all.
DrafterX Offline
#203 Posted: Sat, Mar 4 2017, 8:45 AM EST
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Cool Dudes..
DrafterX Offline
#204 Posted: Sat, Mar 4 2017, 8:46 AM EST
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Farts are no laughing matter.... Mellow
8trackdisco Offline
#205 Posted: Sat, Mar 4 2017, 8:53 AM EST
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United v. Bournemouth.
Ram27 Offline
#206 Posted: Sat, Mar 4 2017, 9:07 AM EST
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Hello...........
DrafterX Offline
#207 Posted: Sat, Mar 4 2017, 9:18 AM EST
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Ram..!! Laugh
danmdevries Offline
#208 Posted: Sat, Mar 4 2017, 9:31 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Farts are no laughing matter.... Mellow


They funny though.
8trackdisco Offline
#209 Posted: Sat, Mar 4 2017, 9:33 AM EST
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Look at the busy crew here this morning.

Are you all working on the CBid system upgrade today?
victor809 Offline
#210 Posted: Sat, Mar 4 2017, 9:43 AM EST
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Flying to seattle... what's up kids?
tonygraz Offline
#211 Posted: Sat, Mar 4 2017, 10:39 AM EST
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Mornin' - It's National Marching Music Day, National Grammar Day, National Hug a G.I. Day, and National Pound Cake Day.

It's also rather cold out here with wind chills in the single digits + and -
RMAN4443 Offline
#212 Posted: Sat, Mar 4 2017, 11:04 AM EST
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qmech wrote:
Anyone heard of any good fart jokes they would like to share?
Q


I think we've all been there

https://youtu.be/MHIvCKoCVBw


d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!
DrafterX Offline
#213 Posted: Sat, Mar 4 2017, 11:06 AM EST
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Smell mop.... Mellow
SmokeMonkey Offline
#214 Posted: Sat, Mar 4 2017, 5:04 PM EST
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Good afternoon, y'all

8trackdisco wrote:
United v. Bournemouth.


Just smh at the result. We demand 6th place, damnit!

Day started early to go see my boys play in a spring exhibition. Trying to decide now, with Mrs Monkey out of town, whether to be productive while I smoke or just smoke.

Think
RMAN4443 Offline
#215 Posted: Sat, Mar 4 2017, 5:20 PM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
Good afternoon, y'all



Just smh at the result. We demand 6th place, damnit!

Day started early to go see my boys play in a spring exhibition. Trying to decide now, with Mrs Monkey out of town, whether to be productive while I smoke or just smoke.

Think

Productivity is way overrated Herfing Beer
SmokeMonkey Offline
#216 Posted: Sat, Mar 4 2017, 5:31 PM EST
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As I sit in my chair watching Miami v FSU, I'm starting to agree with you.
delta1 Offline
#217 Posted: Sat, Mar 4 2017, 6:35 PM EST
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Just crawled outta bed...cold became an ear infection...stuffed sinuses, earache, vertigo...no energy...

Missed a chance to go fishing with MACS today, dammit! Hope he catches a bunch...
DrafterX Offline
#218 Posted: Sat, Mar 4 2017, 7:07 PM EST
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Bummer dude.... that's gotta hurt... Sad
8trackdisco Offline
#219 Posted: Sat, Mar 4 2017, 8:01 PM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
Good afternoon, y'all



Just smh at the result. We demand 6th place, damnit!

Day started early to go see my boys play in a spring exhibition. Trying to decide now, with Mrs Monkey out of town, whether to be productive while I smoke or just smoke.

Think


I would wager your team finishes ahead of Arsenal. United will finish third or fourth, with my guys behind them.
MACS Offline
#220 Posted: Sat, Mar 4 2017, 8:53 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
Just crawled outta bed...cold became an ear infection...stuffed sinuses, earache, vertigo...no energy...

Missed a chance to go fishing with MACS today, dammit! Hope he catches a bunch...


Nope... only thing biting were the mackerel. Same story for every boat we asked... nada. We did bring Mrs MACS 8 mackerel and we saw 4 whales. Momma whale and a baby were about 75 yds from the boat.

Freaked me out a bit.
rfenst Offline
#221 Posted: Sat, Mar 4 2017, 9:15 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Nope... only thing biting were the mackerel. Same story for every boat we asked... nada. We did bring Mrs MACS 8 mackerel and we saw 4 whales. Momma whale and a baby were about 75 yds from the boat.

Freaked me out a bit.


But, you smoked some great cigars, right?
DrafterX Offline
#222 Posted: Sat, Mar 4 2017, 9:15 PM EST
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Did you ask them if they'd seen Wilson..?? Huh
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#223 Posted: Sat, Mar 4 2017, 10:07 PM EST
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Nice evening with the family including my brother in law and his two little girls.

Keep my brother in law and his family in your prayers. Their newborn son is in the hospital and almost passed away. He seems to be doing a little better but it's hard to tell. He has RSV really bad and because he is only a few weeks old it is really bad for him. This is the same couple that had their house burn down a couple months ago. They need a break.
DrafterX Offline
#224 Posted: Sat, Mar 4 2017, 10:12 PM EST
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Pray
frankj1 Offline
#225 Posted: Sat, Mar 4 2017, 10:38 PM EST
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qmech wrote:
Anyone heard of any good fart jokes they would like to share?
Q

Mikey has an old fart in a jar somewhere...
watchurai Offline
#226 Posted: Sun, Mar 5 2017, 6:33 AM EST
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Poor Ram. Did Miley at least punch holes in the lid??
SmokeMonkey Offline
#227 Posted: Sun, Mar 5 2017, 7:39 AM EST
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Good morning, y'all
Speyside Offline
#228 Posted: Sun, Mar 5 2017, 8:33 AM EST
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Morning.
danmdevries Offline
#229 Posted: Sun, Mar 5 2017, 9:45 AM EST
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Hello everybody
DrafterX Offline
#230 Posted: Sun, Mar 5 2017, 9:46 AM EST
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Cool Dudes...
8trackdisco Offline
#231 Posted: Sun, Mar 5 2017, 10:01 AM EST
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Watching Tottenham choke out Everton.
tonygraz Offline
#232 Posted: Sun, Mar 5 2017, 11:51 AM EST
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Mornin' - It's National Absinthe Day, National Cheese Doodle Day and National Multiple Personality Day. Remind you of anybody ?


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Mr. Jones Offline
#233 Posted: Sun, Mar 5 2017, 12:00 PM EST
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^^^ NOPE

Don't drink the overpaid FBI-SSG
ANALYST-PROFILER KOOLAID Tony...

They know nothing.
They Just gotta justify their
$150K+++ salary and their ANNUAL CASH CUT
T.H.I.C.K. BROWN envelope of the massive amounts of CASH the SSG FIELD AGENTS STEAL ANNUALLY.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#234 Posted: Sun, Mar 5 2017, 2:02 PM EST
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Watched Spurs almost choke a 2 goal lead against Everton. Cleaned half the garage, gathered and burned sticks in the yard. 2 cigars. Productive morning. Now keeping an eye on the embers and relaxing a bit until Mrs Monkey returns from horse show land.
MACS Offline
#235 Posted: Sun, Mar 5 2017, 3:19 PM EST
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rfenst wrote:
But, you smoked some great cigars, right?


We did... La Aurora 1495 to start (meh), and a Diplo 2 to end the day.
8trackdisco Offline
#236 Posted: Sun, Mar 5 2017, 5:15 PM EST
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Frozen custard run, spent $100 on coffee and a half pound of 65% humi beads from the Heart.

Finishing of a HDM oscuro and a double Basil Hayden's.

A fine afternoon.
victor809 Offline
#237 Posted: Sun, Mar 5 2017, 6:39 PM EST
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Back to the airport. Return flight is on delta and not virgin. Prolly no free alcohol. Where's that firstworld problems thread....
frankj1 Offline
#238 Posted: Sun, Mar 5 2017, 7:16 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Back to the airport. Return flight is on delta and not virgin. Prolly no free alcohol. Where's that firstworld problems thread....

Delta ain't what it used to be years ago, they had something called Song for a while, pretty close to the level Jet Blue now offers...but Song went away
victor809 Offline
#239 Posted: Sun, Mar 5 2017, 7:21 PM EST
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Hey... Got upgraded to comfort+... free booze and movies!

I swear... I've watched more movies on planes the past 3 years than in theatres or at home.
frankj1 Offline
#240 Posted: Sun, Mar 5 2017, 7:27 PM EST
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was that enough to sweeten the mission?
victor809 Offline
#241 Posted: Sun, Mar 5 2017, 7:38 PM EST
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Dammit... tiny commuter plane does not have a screen on the seats. Going to have to watch on my phone which means waiting until we're airborne.

I'm gonna need more alcohol.
Ram27 Offline
#242 Posted: Mon, Mar 6 2017, 2:24 AM EST
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Welcome to Monday, let the games begin.RollEyes




Morning folks........
8trackdisco Offline
#243 Posted: Mon, Mar 6 2017, 6:10 AM EST
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Victor, Ram, etc.

Let's get some.
bs_kwaj Offline
#244 Posted: Mon, Mar 6 2017, 6:24 AM EST
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Back when I was doing RAGBRAI... the Register's Annual Great Bicycle Ride Across Iowa, there was a team named Team Roadkill. They would stop and put stickers and balloons on all the road kill we came across while riding our bicycles across Iowa.

I started out with Team Lone Star. The next year I was on Team Blaster. One year I got kicked off Team Blaster for emptying an ice chest of it cokes one night and putting beer in it. Then I got picked up by Team Loud Quack (the Ducks).

It was good times and bad times, but mostly good... Beer
SmokeMonkey Offline
#245 Posted: Mon, Mar 6 2017, 7:05 AM EST
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Good morning, y'all
MACS Offline
#246 Posted: Mon, Mar 6 2017, 8:43 AM EST
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Hello... Monday.
DrafterX Offline
#247 Posted: Mon, Mar 6 2017, 9:14 AM EST
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Cool Dudes...
tonygraz Offline
#248 Posted: Mon, Mar 6 2017, 9:28 AM EST
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bs_kwaj wrote:
Back when I was doing RAGBRAI... the Register's Annual Great Bicycle Ride Across Iowa... Beer


Did you run across chicken man - I heard he was everywhere.
teedubbya Offline
#249 Posted: Mon, Mar 6 2017, 9:29 AM EST
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Bs kwaj I remember most of those teams. I was on team mystery machine.
tonygraz Offline
#250 Posted: Mon, Mar 6 2017, 9:32 AM EST
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Mornin' - It's National Dress Day, National Dentist’s Day, National Frozen Food Day, National Oreo Cookie Day and National White Chocolate Cheesecake Day. What are you wearing ?


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