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MACS Offline
#101 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 7:55 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
he's used to lines forming at his backdoor... Mellow


And it's a high fly ball to deep center field... it's back, it's back... it's GONE!!
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#102 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 8:28 AM EST
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Morning, ya'll! 2.5 hours and then I am off for 10.5 days. I'm ready!
gummy jones Offline
#103 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 8:39 AM EST
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Hank_The_Tank wrote:
Morning, ya'll! 2.5 hours and then I am off for 10.5 days. I'm ready!


you seem to have lots of time off
what do you do for a living?
Ram27 Offline
#104 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 8:47 AM EST
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Top of the morning folks. Herfing
dstieger Offline
#105 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 8:47 AM EST
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gummy jones wrote:
you seem to have lots of time off
what do you do for a living?



Madam at an Attention Whorehouse


that's after a major career change...he used to be a Pity Party Planner

or....maybe Chairman of the Insecurities Exchange Commission?

sorry Hank....sorta....been choking it back for too long...it just sorta all barfed up at once
MACS Offline
#106 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 9:16 AM EST
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First Drafter sends Frank's fastball over the fence, and now Dave's hittin' one outa the park.

You guys are on fire today, and I needed the laughs. Thanks.
gummy jones Offline
#107 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 9:29 AM EST
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dstieger wrote:
Madam at an Attention Whorehouse


that's after a major career change...he used to be a Pity Party Planner

or....maybe Chairman of the Insecurities Exchange Commission?

sorry Hank....sorta....been choking it back for too long...it just sorta all barfed up at once


that was very creative
Buckwheat Offline
#108 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 9:57 AM EST
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dstieger wrote:
Madam at an Attention Whorehouse


that's after a major career change...he used to be a Pity Party Planner

or....maybe Chairman of the Insecurities Exchange Commission?

sorry Hank....sorta....been choking it back for too long...it just sorta all barfed up at once


Applause
teedubbya Offline
#109 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 12:14 PM EST
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Great. My effin roof is still killin me, I'm off work sitting at the dentist office and now all of a sudden my bung hole is really itchy and sore.
delta1 Offline
#110 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 12:14 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Huh, I thought you were only in you late eighties.

Good for you!


Not talking I'm not a day over 64...but I am into music from the late 80's...

sposed to cool off some today...high of 99 predicted...wondering why we moved here...
delta1 Offline
#111 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 12:17 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Great. My effin roof is still killin me, I'm off work sitting at the dentist office and now all of a sudden my bung hole is really itchy and sore.



...we warned you about sitting on those fence posts...better get a restraining order on that roof before it finishes you...
DrafterX Offline
#112 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 12:19 PM EST
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Chiken tenders basket... BigGrin
frankj1 Offline
#113 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 12:47 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Great. My effin roof is still killin me, I'm off work sitting at the dentist office and now all of a sudden my bung hole is really itchy and sore.

did the dentist give you gas?


(set up so MACS can laugh)
RMAN4443 Offline
#114 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 12:55 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
did the dentist give you gas?


(set up so MACS can laugh)

I'm pretty sure that was the chili d'oh!
opelmanta1900 Offline
#115 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 1:01 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
Not talking I'm not a day over 64...but I am into music from the late 80's...

sposed to cool off some today...high of 99 predicted...wondering why we moved here...

Seriously, with temps like that you could be living up here... cheap water, no traffic, great fishing...
MACS Offline
#116 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 1:30 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
Not talking I'm not a day over 64...but I am into music from the late 80's...

sposed to cool off some today...high of 99 predicted...wondering why we moved here...


To be closer to me. Have you forgotten already?
delta1 Offline
#117 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 1:35 PM EST
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d'oh! ... you're right my brother...I can put up with a little heat...but the forecast was wrong...again...103 and climbing...

Ant is planning to do a home brew in a couple of weeks...hope you can make it, so we can turn it into a brewbecue...
delta1 Offline
#118 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 1:36 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Seriously, with temps like that you could be living up here... cheap water, no traffic, great fishing...


that sounds very inviting...could be in the cards when MACS decides to bail for FL
MACS Offline
#119 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 1:39 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
d'oh! ... you're right my brother...I can put up with a little heat...but the forecast was wrong...again...103 and climbing...

Ant is planning to do a home brew in a couple of weeks...hope you can make it, so we can turn it into a brewbecue...


I'ma be in 'Sconnie July 27- Aug 1. We do need to arrange a trip to the Coronado Islands in August for yellowtail - they bitin'. Passport and Mex permit required.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#120 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 3:00 PM EST
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gummy jones wrote:
you seem to have lots of time off
what do you do for a living?


Just 11 days of vacation which will be gone after this week. Still have a few sick days off though.

I am a freight forwarder (international shipping). We are essentially the go between for airlines and the shipper/consignee.
Hank_The_Tank Offline
#121 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 3:01 PM EST
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dstieger wrote:
Madam at an Attention Whorehouse


that's after a major career change...he used to be a Pity Party Planner

or....maybe Chairman of the Insecurities Exchange Commission?

sorry Hank....sorta....been choking it back for too long...it just sorta all barfed up at once


Applause
opelmanta1900 Offline
#122 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 3:20 PM EST
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Leftover bbq chicken... back to painting the kitchen...
teedubbya Offline
#123 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 3:34 PM EST
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$3400 and 2 dentists later they think they have fixed it. Maybe.
DrafterX Offline
#124 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 3:38 PM EST
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shoulda gone to Mexico... prolly woulda only been like 50 bucks... Mellow





and your wife coulda translated for you.... Mellow
bgz Offline
#125 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 3:48 PM EST
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Colorado Omelette from IHop.
DrafterX Offline
#126 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 3:55 PM EST
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Think
teedubbya Offline
#127 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 4:09 PM EST
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None of that even includes the extra stitch I had put in the starfish
DrafterX Offline
#128 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 4:11 PM EST
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Those dentist sure do like you.... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#129 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 4:14 PM EST
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True true
DrafterX Offline
#130 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 4:30 PM EST
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Did you ask them or did you just wake up with the extra stitch..?? Huh
8trackdisco Offline
#131 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 5:01 PM EST
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5:00 whistle
MACS Offline
#132 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 5:02 PM EST
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Carne Asada Burrito with guacamole.
8trackdisco Offline
#133 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 5:02 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Carne Asada Burrito with guacamole.


THAT sound great!
gummy jones Offline
#134 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 5:40 PM EST
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Tacos!
teedubbya Offline
#135 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 5:43 PM EST
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Just woke up with it
8trackdisco Offline
#136 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 5:46 PM EST
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Burgers and chicken going onto the grill.
DrafterX Offline
#137 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 6:16 PM EST
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Left over chickens and ribs.. thinking about boiling some corn.. gotta shuck it and stuff tho.. I dunno... Unsure
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#138 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 7:49 PM EST
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Packing the truck to tent camp at racetrack. What a pain. Almost worth the 100some bucks to take camper instead. Maybe not, but sure would be easier. Just didn't have enough buddies willing to cough up money for air conditioned beds this year.

One paid for my round trip gas to tow his car, so I'll be pitching a tent. Been a few years...
8trackdisco Offline
#139 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 8:01 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
buddies willing to cough up money for air conditioned beds this year.

so I'll be pitching a tent. ...


Repressed for so long, you got a case of the geys?
victor809 Offline
#140 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 8:06 PM EST
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He found that case in a rectum yesterday. Just has to work through it.
bgz Offline
#141 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 8:13 PM EST
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I should go race my car one of these times. I guess I should buy a helmet, but I have no idea wtf to buy.
frankj1 Offline
#142 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 10:18 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
He found that case in a rectum yesterday. Just has to work through it.

wow.
I was wondering who would do it and what they'd say...glad it was you.
frankj1 Offline
#143 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 10:19 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
I should go race my car one of these times. I guess I should buy a helmet, but I have no idea wtf to buy.

um, a helmet...duh!
victor809 Offline
#144 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 10:40 PM EST
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Does raise the question of how many gays are in a case...
victor809 Offline
#145 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 10:42 PM EST
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I suppose I should phrase that as "how many gays come in a case"...
MACS Offline
#146 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 10:48 PM EST
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*backs away slowly*
Peckerhead Offline
#147 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 10:54 PM EST
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Popped in to see wth watermelons had to do with greyhounds but I see this has taken the typical turn...

TL:DR
victor809 Offline
#148 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 10:55 PM EST
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Who was that?
MACS Offline
#149 Posted: Thu, Jul 13 2017, 11:25 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Who was that?


Some peckerhead... aptly named.
8trackdisco Offline
#150 Posted: Fri, Jul 14 2017, 5:12 AM EST
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He apparently does understand the coding.

Stupid Bronze package people.
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