My reading comprehension is just fine. I've designed a magazine covering bodybuilding & fitness professionals for 15yrs, and none of the men whore a speedo to the gym. I can't imagine Vicki is competing on stage. Not to mention none of the gyms have a problem with the men getting hard-ons over each other in the shower. Even my gym has separate stalls.
But hey, this is Vicki's gym with "community" showers. Meanwhile he complains about waiting 20min for a clean towel because he refuses to take his own. After reading what happens in his gym's shower, I definitely wouldn't use the house supplied towel.
KofC nailed it in #30. Welcome to Vicki's YMCA.