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frankj1 Offline
#451 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 6:47 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Probably happend when he dressed up as a pirate

funny!
delta1 Offline
#452 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 6:59 PM EST
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hurt my lower back playing high school football...had x-rays taken by a very buxom technician, who managed to rub her boobs on me several times while she was directing me to the correct angle and spot for each shot...

the last pose, flat on my back with an obvious protrusion causing the hospital gown to tent was very embarrassing...she noticed and gave me a little smirk...
MACS Offline
#453 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 7:05 PM EST
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You shouldn't be playing HS football at your age... dummy.
danmdevries Offline
#454 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 7:08 PM EST
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I don't usually wear a tshirt under my scrubs.

I'm sure a few people have seen my moobs
corey sellers Offline
#455 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 7:29 PM EST
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Did you smile back haha , I always get the fat ugly ones but then again a few drinks and it's all good.
corey sellers Offline
#456 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 8:04 PM EST
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I posted on all topics thats a hank trick just figured without reading them it would be something to do.
USNGunner Offline
#457 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 9:25 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
You shouldn't be playing HS football at your age... dummy.


Well, if he's still up to giving them the good news, what the hell? ThumpUp
MACS Offline
#458 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 9:41 PM EST
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MY leadership knows that my current team is riddled with problem children. The dipsh*ts were kicked to my team before I ever got there, by a LT on the other end of the work week. I've made it work, but we still have 4-5 call-outs on Sunday. What's the chances of 20% of your team being sick on the same day? 3 out of 4 Sundays?

Anyway... I support my good people. I do not support the lazy-asses and I just got spoken to for not treating everyone the same. YGBFKM (you gotta be fkn kiddin me)

I had the union e-mail my captain with a complaint saying I denied one of my malcontents vacation, and created a hostile work environment. You're fkn right I did... because #1 - the b*tch never signs up for overtime, #2 - she's a lazy POS, #3 - she asked for vacation on Christmas Eve when we already have 12 overtime spots for our sister team to fill, and they already work Christmas.

Nah, b*tch. You're working. Thank God, my LT and Captain supported my decision.

Now her sorry as will call off sick and nothing will be done. Bank on it.
frankj1 Offline
#459 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 9:45 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
MY leadership knows that my current team is riddled with problem children. The dipsh*ts were kicked to my team before I ever got there, by a LT on the other end of the work week. I've made it work, but we still have 4-5 call-outs on Sunday. What's the chances of 20% of your team being sick on the same day? 3 out of 4 Sundays?

Anyway... I support my good people. I do not support the lazy-asses and I just got spoken to for not treating everyone the same. YGBFKM (you gotta be fkn kiddin me)

I had the union e-mail my captain with a complaint saying I denied one of my malcontents vacation, and created a hostile work environment. You're fkn right I did... because #1 - the b*tch never signs up for overtime, #2 - she's a lazy POS, #3 - she asked for vacation on Christmas Eve when we already have 12 overtime spots for our sister team to fill, and they already work Christmas.

Nah, b*tch. You're working. Thank God, my LT and Captain supported my decision.

Now her sorry as will call off sick and nothing will be done. Bank on it.

you want me and Drafter should come out there for a pow wow?
X is very persuasive in a small, windowless room.
Cheno Offline
#460 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 9:52 PM EST
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Macs, as a proud union man, that is one thing I hate about the union. It protects the crappy workers. There are people who are late everyday, take a 2 hour lunch all the time (we get an hour) they call off when they get forced on a job, and they are lazy and just not do much cause they know other people will do the work for them, unfortunately we can't just not do the work since it's a crew working and we don't have individual assignments. It makes the good workers mad and makes for a bad working environment. I wish they could be fired, and so does management sometimes but they have openly admitted to me that they don't do anything because it's too much work to do a paper trail to make enough of a case to do anything. We have a strong union and since it's a company only union, and we really can't go too many places unless to another state, they rarely fire people. It's sad really.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#461 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 10:12 PM EST
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That kind of chit makes me crazy. My crew's pretty solid across the board, but I have occasional supervisory duties over another dept also, and there are people I swear work harder at avoiding work than it would take just to do the dam job
Cheno Offline
#462 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 10:19 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
That kind of chit makes me crazy. My crew's pretty solid across the board, but I have occasional supervisory duties over another dept also, and there are people I swear work harder at avoiding work than it would take just to do the dam job


Yup. They don't realize it either.
MACS Offline
#463 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 10:35 PM EST
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The 20 people on my team who come to work and do their jobs appreciate me because I call out the jackasses... it's the jackasses who hate me because I call them on their bullsh*t.

My decisions are sound. My delivery needs work since I am no longer a Senior Chief.
MACS Offline
#464 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 10:37 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
you want me and Drafter should come out there for a pow wow?
X is very persuasive in a small, windowless room.


Yeah... I got a handful of people who need a tune-up. You guys can room wit me... I got a coupla spare rooms and a beer fridge...
USNGunner Offline
#465 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 10:49 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
The 20 people on my team who come to work and do their jobs appreciate me because I call out the jackasses... it's the jackasses who hate me because I call them on their bullsh*t.

My decisions are sound. My delivery needs work since I am no longer a Senior Chief.


Yep. They need called out though. Public shaming worked. BigGrin

**** em. It's content, not presentation. LOL
frankj1 Offline
#466 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 11:11 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Yeah... I got a handful of people who need a tune-up. You guys can room wit me... I got a coupla spare rooms and a beer fridge...

imagine how great!
Ram27 Offline
#467 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 11:20 PM EST
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I know what you mean MAC, I sure as he$$ don't miss those days. Just keep thinking RETIREMENT. Frying pan
opelmanta1900 Offline
#468 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 11:37 PM EST
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Deep sea trip Friday.... Macs, you should call in sick and join me!
danmdevries Offline
#469 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 11:38 PM EST
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We got a few of them in my unit but not anywhere as bad as other units.

I've got 3-4 of 12 nightshift nurses who are extremely unreliable and never know if they're going to be in. If they have a rough night, good chance they get a headache and leave. Or if they stick it out they call off the remainder of the week because one call off is counted the same against your record as a consecutive stretch of days. And if you show up, clock in, and then leave it's not a call off. Got one that plays that game after getting written up for no call no shows.

Several that put in an awful lot of effort into doing nothing all night.

Management doesn't do anything about it. I've been here 10 years and nobody's gotten anything more than a write up for attendance issues. I've been written up for "bullying" people about their lack of responsibility
frankj1 Offline
#470 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2019, 11:41 PM EST
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youse guys need a whistleblower
danmdevries Offline
#471 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 2:08 AM EST
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Happy Thursday fellas
Ram27 Offline
#472 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 6:39 AM EST
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Go forth all ye employed, as I head back to bed shortly...........RollEyes
8trackdisco Offline
#473 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 6:46 AM EST
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One day cold snap over. Some snow today. 13/8.
Ram27 Offline
#474 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 7:21 AM EST
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Oy vey take grandkids to bus,wife made bed.Frying pan


Off to recliner......💤
deadeyedick Offline
#475 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 7:36 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
youse guys need a whistleblower


I was thinking you guys would waterboard somebody. Now I hear you thinking of blowing somebodies whistle?
MACS Offline
#476 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 7:46 AM EST
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Today's agenda: Get a haircut. Relax.
DrafterX Offline
#477 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 8:08 AM EST
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Cool Dudes...
Cheno Offline
#478 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 8:22 AM EST
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Morning y'all, work Christmas party this afternoon, pizza, wings, and bowling. No beer since it's during work hours.
DrafterX Offline
#479 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 8:28 AM EST
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Those bassards..!! Mad
fishinguitarman Offline
#480 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 10:08 AM EST
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👀
opelmanta1900 Offline
#481 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 10:14 AM EST
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The boy has a Christmas program today... Daughter's was on Monday...

Deep sea tomorrow, then 3 straight weeks of the kids being home for Christmas vacation...
MACS Offline
#482 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 10:18 AM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
The boy has a Christmas program today... Daughter's was on Monday...

Deep sea tomorrow, then 3 straight weeks of the kids being home for Christmas vacation...


Morro Bay?
opelmanta1900 Offline
#483 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 10:23 AM EST
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Most definitely...
MACS Offline
#484 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 10:40 AM EST
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Get some big'uns, bro...
danmdevries Offline
#485 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 10:42 AM EST
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Trying to stay up later so I'm not up at 2pm.

It's not working. Gonna delay the inevitable another 10 minutes with a shower, but I'm ready for bed.

Gonna be a wild day at work today. 11 bed unit, 11 patients none up for transfer or discharge. Two open hearts and two smaller surgeries scheduled this morning. All 4 need to come to us. With no open beds. None of them can hang out in PACU, they need to directly to us immediately from the OR table. Usually we'd just pester for transfer orders on the most stable patients. But there's zero beds available in the building. For a month now they've been running double beds in any room big enough to hold two beds. About 50 patients over capacity and at 100% surge cap. Been on bypass (not accepting transfers or non-critical ambulance) for 3 weeks.

So. I don't know what they're gonna do but I'm damn sure glad I work night shift. Hopefully they figure out something (helicopters were flying all night moving people around and still closed out net zero) before I return.
teedubbya Offline
#486 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 11:09 AM EST
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Just glad not one of em dan.

Sounds like they had the same issues as you. I was in icu this days instead of two late felt due to lack of beds. I think I would have had 3 due to afib but the other 2 were no beds.

I could also tell the regular nurses from the hired guns. It was obvious there was a team and then there were the others.
teedubbya Offline
#487 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 11:10 AM EST
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This should have been five. Five days. Weird.
USNGunner Offline
#488 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 11:51 AM EST
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It is really a miracle that there aren't more folks lost. My MIL died not from the surgery, but from infection that set in post of and nobody caught. That is simply inexcusable, and honestly I think the administrators should have attend the funeral of anyone lost at their facilities.

That might drive up the give a damn meter. It might not, but then it would be in the open.
teedubbya Offline
#489 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 12:30 PM EST
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Reread my post. I’ve become billy Bob’s swingblade character
fishinguitarman Offline
#490 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 1:55 PM EST
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Got any muturd fer dem biskits
MACS Offline
#491 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 2:33 PM EST
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Steamed clams with garlic butter. Delish.
DrafterX Offline
#492 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 2:36 PM EST
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I could sure use some biscuits with mustard about now... Mellow
delta1 Offline
#493 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 2:41 PM EST
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Think


Speak to the hand
corey sellers Offline
#494 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 2:42 PM EST
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With some sausage also
delta1 Offline
#495 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 2:45 PM EST
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now yer talking...
fishinguitarman Offline
#496 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 2:57 PM EST
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Shrimp 🍤
fishinguitarman Offline
#497 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 3:07 PM EST
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ram27bat RAAAAMram27bat

Your turn!

fog
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#498 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 3:07 PM EST
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Don't make fun of Al's height...
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#499 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 3:08 PM EST
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Mellow
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#500 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 3:17 PM EST
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