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The Pre-Super 500.
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teedubbya Offline
#451 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 2:29 PM EST
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drafter ate some shrooms and started poisoning puppies?
Palama Offline
#452 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 2:30 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
I bet drafter heard there was someone in the area poisoning puppy-dogs and he immediately headed out to Oregon to take care of business...


When is Frank flying in? Think
delta1 Offline
#453 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 2:30 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
drafter ate some shrooms and started poisoning puppies?



not sure, but that was his plan until he ran into a van parked by the river...
teedubbya Offline
#454 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 2:33 PM EST
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OhMyGod drafter had a date with Z and they both started shrooming and poisoning puppies?
victor809 Offline
#455 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 2:38 PM EST
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Is "shrooming" what we refer to the amount of pen1s he can see past his belly?
teedubbya Offline
#456 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 2:47 PM EST
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that is a zero sum conversation
victor809 Offline
#457 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 2:50 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
that is a zero sum conversation


I dunno.... I'm pretty sure his belly protrudes more than his pen1s.... that'd make it a negative sum conversation right?
USNGunner Offline
#458 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 3:23 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
So if this is the pre-super 500... is the next one the super 500?


Reckon that depends on the 500'er. The timings good for it though. whip
teedubbya Offline
#459 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 3:25 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
I dunno.... I'm pretty sure his belly protrudes more than his pen1s.... that'd make it a negative sum conversation right?



true true
MACS Offline
#460 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 3:35 PM EST
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You guys sure do know a lot about Drafter's pen1s. Mellow
victor809 Offline
#461 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 3:38 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
You guys sure do know a lot about Drafter's pen1s. Mellow

I sent TW those pics he had taken at the herf... you know, the ones where he used your nose to measure length?
MACS Offline
#462 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 3:38 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
I sent TW those pics he had taken at the herf... you know, the ones where he used your nose to measure length?


Okay, that got a chuckle.
victor809 Offline
#463 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 3:40 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Okay, that got a chuckle.


so did the length....
MACS Offline
#464 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 3:46 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
so did the length....


I dunno... I got a pretty big nose.
victor809 Offline
#465 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 3:49 PM EST
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Fair point....
teedubbya Offline
#466 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 3:58 PM EST
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but drafters unit wasn't even a quarter of your nose size... well at least the part we could still see
victor809 Offline
#467 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 4:10 PM EST
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man,.... he really had to get MACS's eyebrows into his taint to even get that 1/4 nose....
teedubbya Offline
#468 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 4:11 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
man,.... he really had to get MACS's eyebrows into his taint to even get that 1/4 nose....



I couldn't tell where one ended and the other began
victor809 Offline
#469 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 4:15 PM EST
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....the best part was MACS kept saying his cigars tasted like ass the next day.
teedubbya Offline
#470 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 4:16 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
....the best part was MACS kept saying his cigars tasted like ass the next day.



I disagree.... the best part was drafter wondering why the tip of his wiener was burned.
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#471 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 4:20 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
You guys sure do know a lot about Drafter's pen1s. Mellow

They certainly have poor taste...
victor809 Offline
#472 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 4:25 PM EST
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Poor drafter... even izon thinks his pen1s tastes bad
izonfire Offline
#473 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 4:27 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Poor drafter... even izon thinks his pen1s tastes bad

I don’t care for calamari
opelmanta1900 Offline
#474 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 4:32 PM EST
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This 500 has gone to ****...
MACS Offline
#475 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 4:37 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
This 500 has gone to ****...


It's Victor and Teedub. Their moufs are like bungholes... when they open 'em, sh*t comes out.
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#476 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 4:41 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
It's Victor and Teedub. Their moufs are like bungholes... when they open 'em, sh*t comes out.


psh.... if my mouth really were a bunghole I woulda had to keep it covered around you.
MACS Offline
#477 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 5:00 PM EST
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Dammit... speaking of bungholes... my doctor has scheduled me for the camera in the bunghole procedure for next Thursday.
delta1 Offline
#478 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 5:05 PM EST
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lmao at this page of posts
Sunoverbeach Offline
#479 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 5:16 PM EST
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Done with work. See youse guys have gone off the rails. Carry on
USNGunner Offline
#480 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 6:09 PM EST
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Well. We'll just leave this here.

LOL. Up periscope MACS. The prep is the worst part of the entire damned thing. Anti-climatic, other than the dignity lost thing. LOL
8trackdisco Offline
#481 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 6:18 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Everyone knows waffles > pancakes.


It is rare, but sometimes........ you are truly disappointing.
8trackdisco Offline
#482 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 6:28 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
HHD Ram n dudes

Texted someone at work to see how it was going, she said it was worse than yesterday. Dunno why I didn't get called. Probably getting tired of paying overtime.


All they have to do is shell out a couple generic Advil for $100 per and they cover half the cost of having you in.
8trackdisco Offline
#483 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 6:40 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Work called. Double time for tonight.

I said no.... Brick wall



Deadeyedick, Ram & Dudes need you to put in the hours so they keep getting paid.
Cheno Offline
#484 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 7:07 PM EST
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I think this 500 is ending tonight.
teedubbya Offline
#485 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 7:29 PM EST
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Don’t remember if I put this out there but it intrigues me. Not sure endorsing it but taking it seriously. It’s from 2016 but there are a couple things in the pipeline that support it.



https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/pdf/10.1177/0269881116675512
tonygraz Offline
#486 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 7:30 PM EST
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My last colonoscopy prep wasn't bad. I noticed feeling much better when I was on empty.
deadeyedick Offline
#487 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 7:30 PM EST
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New source of income: I made $17 today at the Open betting on the caddie races. Going back on Friday to the 16th hole so I'm going to do some recon on who is the fittest caddie.
teedubbya Offline
#488 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 7:31 PM EST
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The prep always makes my ass throw up.
deadeyedick Offline
#489 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 7:36 PM EST
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Are we there yet?
deadeyedick Offline
#490 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 7:36 PM EST
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How 'bout now?
deadeyedick Offline
#491 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 7:38 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Deadeyedick, Ram & Dudes need you to put in the hours so they keep getting paid.


=d> There are a bunch of us slackers pulling for 'ol danm to work. Does OT help fund my SS?Think
teedubbya Offline
#492 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 7:40 PM EST
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Money isn’t everything
teedubbya Offline
#493 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 7:41 PM EST
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End it now! Anyone but me
MACS Offline
#494 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 7:44 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
The prep always makes my ass throw up.


Pretty sure that's the point of drinking it.
deadeyedick Offline
#495 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 7:44 PM EST
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I see Opie lurking. Go for it
teedubbya Offline
#496 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 7:45 PM EST
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Yea let the deek have it
MACS Offline
#497 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 7:47 PM EST
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No...
deadeyedick Offline
#498 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 7:49 PM EST
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Up for grabs......
8trackdisco Offline
#499 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 7:54 PM EST
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How did this thread get so pervy........... without my involvement
MACS Offline
#500 Posted: Wed, Jan 29 2020, 7:54 PM EST
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I'm lurking, too...

Just in case.
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