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CelticBomber Offline
#2101 Posted: Mon, Nov 23 2020, 8:51 PM EST
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LMAO that was a fun night. Started with a handful of edibles then drank a full fifth of Wild Turkey 101. I was ready to GO! It wasn't really a fight though. It was more of a who could talk over who contest and believe it or not Timmy won! The best part of the whole thing was watching Clint's face. Imagine you're an adult in the room with 2 drunk adhd 6 year olds. I know what you are but, what am I?!

I went to bed, woke up 5 hours later with only a slight headache from being dehydrated and was ready to go again. One thing we all agreed on was that taking a drunk p*ss that lasts 5 minutes is almost as good as sex. I can't wait for this weekend. The Tyson fight will be on! When this pandemic is over, those of us that survive, need to get together and go out on the town.
MACS Offline
#2102 Posted: Tue, Nov 24 2020, 12:41 AM EST
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Vegas, baby... rooms are cheap as sh*t right now and likely will be for the forseeable future. Only idiots would gamble, though... them machines are gonna be tighter than a jew broads wallet for a long damn time. Some rich bastids need to make up for lost time. F--- them. Lets rent their rooms for cheap, drink our own booze, smoke our own cigars, and celebrate!

While eating their expensive food on the cheap. Who's with me?
ZRX1200 Offline
#2103 Posted: Tue, Nov 24 2020, 1:38 AM EST
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Yeah them machines are gonna be tighter than Drafter’s belt.
clintCigar Offline
#2104 Posted: Tue, Nov 24 2020, 10:57 AM EST
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LOL

I'm down
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#2105 Posted: Tue, Nov 24 2020, 12:11 PM EST
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Posts: 121,359
MACS wrote:
Vegas, baby... rooms are cheap as sh*t right now and likely will be for the forseeable future. Only idiots would gamble, though... them machines are gonna be tighter than a jew broads wallet for a long damn time. Some rich bastids need to make up for lost time. F--- them. Lets rent their rooms for cheap, drink our own booze, smoke our own cigars, and celebrate!

While eating their expensive food on the cheap. Who's with me?



In related news, dateline February 2021, 1/3 of the active C-Bidders have died from complications related to COVID19 contracted in Las Vegas coupled with excessive smoking, drinking, obesity and sedentary, unhealthy lifestyles.

Thanks MACS!
frankj1 Offline
#2106 Posted: Tue, Nov 24 2020, 12:17 PM EST
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Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
In related news, dateline February 2021, 1/3 of the active C-Bidders have died from complications related to COVID19 contracted in Las Vegas coupled with excessive smoking, drinking, obesity and sedentary, unhealthy lifestyles.

Thanks MACS!

yeah!
And he should have capitalized the J in Jew broad!
MACS Offline
#2107 Posted: Tue, Nov 24 2020, 12:45 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
yeah!
And he should have capitalized the J in Jew broad!


My bad... no offense intended as you well know. Laugh
izonfire Offline
#2108 Posted: Tue, Nov 24 2020, 12:49 PM EST
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Posts: 8,647
frankj1 wrote:
yeah!
And he should have capitalized the J in Jew broad!

Costs extra for that...
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#2109 Posted: Tue, Nov 24 2020, 4:10 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
yeah!
And he should have capitalized the J in Jew broad!


Damn goyim.

/sigh
frankj1 Offline
#2110 Posted: Tue, Nov 24 2020, 5:41 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
My bad... no offense intended as you well know. Laugh

natch!
HA!

I wrote Jew broad once and immediately got scolded by jespear...pretty funny.
frankj1 Offline
#2111 Posted: Tue, Nov 24 2020, 5:42 PM EST
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Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
Damn goyim.

/sigh

somebody has to pay retail.
delta1 Offline
#2112 Posted: Tue, Nov 24 2020, 5:46 PM EST
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d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!
frankj1 Offline
#2113 Posted: Tue, Nov 24 2020, 7:31 PM EST
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not you, Al
tonygraz Offline
#2114 Posted: Sat, Nov 28 2020, 9:01 AM EST
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Did anyone besides me show up last night ?
bgz Offline
#2115 Posted: Sat, Nov 28 2020, 9:09 AM EST
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Fight's tonight Tony, lol.
Notthe1 Offline
#2116 Posted: Sat, Nov 28 2020, 10:12 AM EST
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I will probably join tonight.
izonfire Offline
#2117 Posted: Sat, Nov 28 2020, 3:20 PM EST
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Was I the only one on Tuesday night???
tonygraz Offline
#2118 Posted: Sat, Nov 28 2020, 4:35 PM EST
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I musta missed you.
MACS Offline
#2119 Posted: Sat, Nov 28 2020, 5:15 PM EST
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I'ma roll out to the back yard and fire up a smoke... I'll turn on the vherf in case anyone is bored and wants to join me.

Gonna try some of that Shieldag 18, I think.
clintCigar Offline
#2120 Posted: Sat, Nov 28 2020, 5:19 PM EST
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Tyson vs Roy Jones Jr tonight!! wh00t
rfenst Offline
#2121 Posted: Sat, Nov 28 2020, 6:09 PM EST
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$50 for the fight? NO WAY!
Anyone got a free or less expensive link?
opelmanta1900 Offline
#2122 Posted: Sat, Nov 28 2020, 6:18 PM EST
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I can sell you a cheaper one...
rfenst Offline
#2123 Posted: Sat, Nov 28 2020, 7:11 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
I can sell you a cheaper one...

Please do!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#2124 Posted: Sat, Nov 28 2020, 7:58 PM EST
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I know the real party doesn't start rolling until later, but was a pleasure gents
rfenst Offline
#2125 Posted: Sat, Nov 28 2020, 8:00 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
I know the real party doesn't start rolling until later, but was a pleasure gents

Sorry I am going to miss you as I am just about to log on.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#2126 Posted: Sat, Nov 28 2020, 8:55 PM EST
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My attendance is pretty random, Robert, but maybe next time
teedubbya Offline
#2127 Posted: Sun, Nov 29 2020, 6:09 PM EST
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That boxing and wrasslin sure had a lot of hugging
delta1 Offline
#2128 Posted: Sun, Nov 29 2020, 6:17 PM EST
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yah...Celtic and bgz sure like to "debate" about stuff, then giggle and laugh as they make up...
clintCigar Offline
#2129 Posted: Sun, Nov 29 2020, 6:40 PM EST
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but that snake wrasslin was the bestest
bgz Offline
#2130 Posted: Mon, Nov 30 2020, 10:20 AM EST
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TW is into them nature shows.
ZRX1200 Offline
#2131 Posted: Mon, Nov 30 2020, 10:30 AM EST
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Who doesn’t like the old National Geographic’s for their pictures of those foreign tanned pancake titties?
BuckyB93 Offline
#2132 Posted: Mon, Nov 30 2020, 11:07 AM EST
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Posts: 14,209
teedubbya wrote:
That boxing and wrasslin sure had a lot of hugging


Yeah, 45 min of my life I'll never get back.

Then after the hugging it transitioned to some home video footage. I should have logged off earlier.
bgz Offline
#2133 Posted: Mon, Nov 30 2020, 11:27 AM EST
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Bucky don't like nature shows.
clintCigar Offline
#2134 Posted: Mon, Nov 30 2020, 11:38 AM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Who doesn’t like the old National Geographic’s for their pictures of those foreign tanned pancake titties?

I've tried to forget those days. Thks for the reminder
BuckyB93 Offline
#2135 Posted: Mon, Nov 30 2020, 11:38 AM EST
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This one time at band camp...
bgz Offline
#2136 Posted: Mon, Nov 30 2020, 12:19 PM EST
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Homeboy had a trombone bucky... a trombone!
BuckyB93 Offline
#2137 Posted: Mon, Nov 30 2020, 12:24 PM EST
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Is that what we are calling frankj1's third leg now?
bgz Offline
#2138 Posted: Mon, Nov 30 2020, 12:32 PM EST
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Frankie T... one bad mofo
ZRX1200 Offline
#2139 Posted: Mon, Nov 30 2020, 2:00 PM EST
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Thanks how Frank wrote “Ring my Bell”.
delta1 Offline
#2140 Posted: Mon, Nov 30 2020, 2:37 PM EST
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man can camp with you without leaving the east coast


he turned "Bunyanesque" into a colloquialism for "tiny"
Smooth light Offline
#2141 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2020, 10:26 PM EST
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ESND 😁
frankj1 Offline
#2142 Posted: Wed, Dec 2 2020, 11:19 PM EST
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I feel bad for Trombone Shorty.
tonygraz Offline
#2143 Posted: Thu, Dec 3 2020, 9:22 AM EST
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should be ESAD, dumbass.
bgz Offline
#2144 Posted: Thu, Dec 3 2020, 9:48 AM EST
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Oh, is that why everyone is telling him to go away and calling him a dumbass?

I have him blocked, but I can just respond with dumbass when I see he was the last one to post...

Sounds reasonable.
MACS Offline
#2145 Posted: Thu, Dec 3 2020, 11:18 AM EST
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If one does not feed the trolls, they eventually wander off looking for food elsewhere.

Just leave it be.
bgz Offline
#2146 Posted: Thu, Dec 3 2020, 11:23 AM EST
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This one don't though... besides, you mofos fed me, how that work out for you lol.
MACS Offline
#2147 Posted: Thu, Dec 3 2020, 11:38 AM EST
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bgz wrote:
This one don't though... besides, you mofos fed me, how that work out for you lol.


True... true... but I'm telling you NOT to feed it. IGNORE IT.
bgz Offline
#2148 Posted: Thu, Dec 3 2020, 11:54 AM EST
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I did ignore it... and now you want me to be careful and not drop crumbs? Next thing your going to tell me is to stop tea bagging it... wtf!
Smooth light Offline
#2149 Posted: Thu, Dec 3 2020, 12:26 PM EST
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AFTERNOON 😀...ESND 😁 hehehe,ha
teedubbya Offline
#2150 Posted: Thu, Dec 3 2020, 1:33 PM EST
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Who are you guys even talking about?
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