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opelmanta1900 Offline
#2001 Posted: Mon, Nov 2 2020, 11:45 AM EST
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These guys make involuntary celibacy look damned easy, I'll give em that... they're laughing, they're telling jokes... I say let em carry on... it's all they've got!
opelmanta1900 Offline
#2002 Posted: Mon, Nov 2 2020, 11:45 AM EST
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That's a good standalone post... I'm gonna pin that to my Twitter account...
Smooth light Offline
#2003 Posted: Mon, Nov 2 2020, 3:35 PM EST
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What's the velocity of s*hit flying sideways,in a downpour if it's diarrhea?🧐
Professor's of Poo
tonygraz Offline
#2004 Posted: Mon, Nov 2 2020, 4:04 PM EST
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Was this the old 2000 ? New 2500 ?
MACS Offline
#2005 Posted: Tue, Nov 3 2020, 12:35 PM EST
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The cat that was hanging out with me in my garage on Halloween was in my back yard today. Came right up to the sliding door and was looking in at me. I went out to say hello and he was friendly as all get out, again... until he saw my cat. Then he got wary.

Phoebe pretty much ignored him, except for looking at him and sniffing the air a bit. I went over and pet her to see if he'd follow. He did not. When I went to pet him after petting her he wanted to rub against my foot and leg, but the bassturd scratched me when I tried to pet him again. Not badly, just 2 little marks on my left thumb, but still... little fugger.
corey sellers Offline
#2006 Posted: Tue, Nov 3 2020, 1:04 PM EST
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It would have been foot to ass.
DrafterX Offline
#2007 Posted: Tue, Nov 3 2020, 1:10 PM EST
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TW woulda hit it in da mouf.... Mellow
tonygraz Offline
#2008 Posted: Tue, Nov 3 2020, 3:08 PM EST
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MACS is cozying up to a little strange ?
MACS Offline
#2009 Posted: Tue, Nov 3 2020, 3:13 PM EST
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^Not really. He's greeted me on a number of occasions when I walk down the street. The last 2 times he came to my house and he seems super friendly. I gave him some treats and stuff... and this is how he repays my kindness.

He doesn't have a collar or tags or anything, but he seems to always be out in front of the same house, and he's way too friendly to be a stray.
BuckyB93 Offline
#2010 Posted: Tue, Nov 3 2020, 4:18 PM EST
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Ask him if he's seen CROS
BuckyB93 Offline
#2011 Posted: Tue, Nov 3 2020, 4:19 PM EST
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Anyone Vherfing tonight as the poll results come dribbling in?
DrafterX Offline
#2012 Posted: Tue, Nov 3 2020, 4:24 PM EST
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Poor.. poor CROS.... Sad
Smooth light Offline
#2013 Posted: Tue, Nov 3 2020, 6:06 PM EST
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Does kitty keep the Coons away,then it's a keeper for outside. just grow catnip in the very back of the yard, and a fish head occasionally.

Train that ***** 🐈
Smooth light Offline
#2014 Posted: Tue, Nov 3 2020, 6:07 PM EST
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Does kitty keep the Coons away,then it's a keeper for outside. just grow catnip in the very back of the yard, and a fish head occasionally.

Train that 🐈 right
CelticBomber Offline
#2015 Posted: Wed, Nov 4 2020, 2:37 PM EST
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BuckyB93 wrote:
Heisenberg, Schrodinger, and Ohm driving down the coast.

They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"No, but I know exactly where I am," Heisenberg replies.

The cop says, "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts, "Great! Now I'm lost!"

Finding this suspicious, the cop orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says, "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"

"We do now, a$$hole!" shouts Schrodinger.

The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.


This made me laugh more than it should have.
CelticBomber Offline
#2016 Posted: Wed, Nov 4 2020, 2:39 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
These guys make involuntary celibacy look damned easy, I'll give em that... they're laughing, they're telling jokes... I say let em carry on... it's all they've got!



What is this involuntary you speak of? I've never experienced this concept before. My pillow says "Yes!" every time.
ZRX1200 Offline
#2017 Posted: Wed, Nov 4 2020, 3:12 PM EST
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We’ll always have Paris.
tonygraz Offline
#2018 Posted: Wed, Nov 4 2020, 6:40 PM EST
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Where did CB get the talking pillow ?
Palama Offline
#2019 Posted: Wed, Nov 4 2020, 8:15 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
Where did CB get the talking pillow ?


He’s a ventriloquist? Think
Smooth light Offline
#2020 Posted: Wed, Nov 4 2020, 9:41 PM EST
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Miss Pillow! Bet she talks dirty too 🤭
bgz Offline
#2021 Posted: Sat, Nov 7 2020, 1:07 PM EST
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Did I read the fights correctly? Some good fights?!?!?!

Just waiting on the opie eval...
corey sellers Offline
#2022 Posted: Sat, Nov 7 2020, 2:05 PM EST
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Probably won't make it tonight.
Palama Offline
#2023 Posted: Sat, Nov 7 2020, 2:14 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
Probably won't make it tonight.


Will be out and about later this morning / early afternoon then a couple of Honey-Do things when I get back.

But, since EST is now “only” 5 hours ahead, maybe I can join in towards the later evening, we’ll see....
izonfire Offline
#2024 Posted: Sat, Nov 7 2020, 2:21 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
Probably won't make it tonight.

That's BS Corey.
SOB bows out, and now you???
You're gonna miss a goat-fucquing good time.

Had a blast 2 weeks ago on the herf from my storage space in the midwest.
And finally got a chance to knock some whiskey down with the Britches.

Got a temporary hell-hole set up to join the herf early this time.
AKDave is vowing to show up. Hope to see everyone there.
Even Palama...
ZRX1200 Offline
#2025 Posted: Sat, Nov 7 2020, 2:25 PM EST
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I have it on good authority that our patriarch will be making an appearance tonight.....fuuuuq Is hate to miss him and izon.
ZRX1200 Offline
#2026 Posted: Sat, Nov 7 2020, 2:26 PM EST
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I’m gonna shower now and might even shave my balls for this.
izonfire Offline
#2027 Posted: Sat, Nov 7 2020, 2:34 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
I’m gonna shower now and might even shave my balls for this.

Give yourself a Brazilian.
I'm working on mine right now...
Palama Offline
#2028 Posted: Sat, Nov 7 2020, 2:37 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
I’m gonna shower now and might even shave my balls for this.


Danger, danger! Speak to the hand

Why not use this instead?

https://www.manscaped.com/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIx86v7Zbx7AIVRBx9Ch1ozQAyEAAYASAAEgI7MvD_BwE

Pat McAfee approved! ThumpUp
izonfire Offline
#2029 Posted: Sat, Nov 7 2020, 2:38 PM EST
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Oh, yeah, and can someone get ahold of TW and get him on the herf?
He's been very scarce lately. That pu$$y.

And speaking of pu$$ies, hoping to see Carson there.
And BenWa too, if he can get his balls out of his wife's purse...
teedubbya Offline
#2030 Posted: Sat, Nov 7 2020, 2:39 PM EST
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I’m scared to shave near mine
izonfire Offline
#2031 Posted: Sat, Nov 7 2020, 2:40 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I’m scared to shave near mine

Tuck in your chiclet and show up tonight!!!
teedubbya Offline
#2032 Posted: Sat, Nov 7 2020, 2:58 PM EST
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I will. Not sure what time yet. Need to break in a new toy and it makes me tingly to know you will be watching.
teedubbya Offline
#2033 Posted: Sat, Nov 7 2020, 2:59 PM EST
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Thinking of drinking absinthe
izonfire Offline
#2034 Posted: Sat, Nov 7 2020, 3:03 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I will. Not sure what time yet. Need to break in a new toy and it makes me tingly to know you will be watching.

Something to make your starfish quiver?

ram27bat Starfish
frankj1 Offline
#2035 Posted: Sat, Nov 7 2020, 3:23 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Thinking of drinking absinthe

I'll keep an ear out for ya
teedubbya Offline
#2036 Posted: Sat, Nov 7 2020, 3:27 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Something to make your starfish quiver?

ram27bat Starfish



Yes. Opie sent it to me
izonfire Offline
#2037 Posted: Sat, Nov 7 2020, 3:28 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I'll keep an ear out for ya

You're a real work of art Papa...
teedubbya Offline
#2038 Posted: Sat, Nov 7 2020, 3:35 PM EST
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We want the funk gotta have that funk
rfenst Offline
#2039 Posted: Sat, Nov 7 2020, 3:35 PM EST
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Hope to jump in tonight. Laptop is in the shop and all I have is my phone...
izonfire Offline
#2040 Posted: Sat, Nov 7 2020, 5:20 PM EST
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BTW - bought a bottle of Old Forester in the hopes that Papa and Britches show up...
ZRX1200 Offline
#2041 Posted: Sat, Nov 7 2020, 5:26 PM EST
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80 or 100 proof?
izonfire Offline
#2042 Posted: Sat, Nov 7 2020, 5:46 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
80 or 100 proof?

86

Decided against the high octane.
It's gonna be a long night...

Have things gotten off to a start yet?
corey sellers Offline
#2043 Posted: Sat, Nov 7 2020, 11:53 PM EST
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Great to see all the brothers of the leaf again and you to Keltic you heavyweight.
teedubbya Offline
#2044 Posted: Sun, Nov 8 2020, 8:41 AM EST
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I was fine then went in to go to the bathroom. The minute I stood up I knew I was done for awhile LOL. Ended up laying there motionless watching a Boris Karloff movie. It was similar to watching the VHerf.
corey sellers Offline
#2045 Posted: Sun, Nov 8 2020, 8:59 AM EST
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Glad I got off when I did I had to learn how to walk again.
bgz Offline
#2046 Posted: Sun, Nov 8 2020, 9:37 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I was fine then went in to go to the bathroom. The minute I stood up I knew I was done for awhile LOL. Ended up laying there motionless watching a Boris Karloff movie. It was similar to watching the VHerf.


Ya, we put on a good show last night... ours was better, you missed it.
corey sellers Offline
#2047 Posted: Sun, Nov 8 2020, 10:04 AM EST
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Add 100lbs to Boris could it be...

Ah nevermind
teedubbya Offline
#2048 Posted: Sun, Nov 8 2020, 11:12 AM EST
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Ah man. What did I miss?
tonygraz Offline
#2049 Posted: Sun, Nov 8 2020, 1:23 PM EST
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Boris Karloff is good - in an evil way.
clintCigar Offline
#2050 Posted: Sun, Nov 8 2020, 2:10 PM EST
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Shenanigans went till around 1:30am CST. Good times.
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