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MACS Offline
#351 Posted: Thu, Oct 29 2020, 5:39 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
Lord that put a picture in my head.


It was a picture of a goat... with a man bun... wasn't it?
danmdevries Offline
#352 Posted: Thu, Oct 29 2020, 5:45 PM EST
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Back to work.
tonygraz Offline
#353 Posted: Thu, Oct 29 2020, 6:06 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
I thought we agreed on g-pap...


I musta mist the meeting.
corey sellers Offline
#354 Posted: Thu, Oct 29 2020, 6:15 PM EST
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Haha close brother it had a banjo strapped to it's back.
8trackdisco Offline
#355 Posted: Thu, Oct 29 2020, 6:36 PM EST
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Walmart is projecting a Trump win.

They are pulling ammo off of the shelves ahead of potential “unrest”.
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#356 Posted: Thu, Oct 29 2020, 6:40 PM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
He was in the Navy. Pretty sure he was already exposed to a bunch of different breeds.


And been on one end or the other of a leash. Probably in Thailand.
Whistlebritches Offline
#357 Posted: Thu, Oct 29 2020, 7:40 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
And been on one end or the other of a leash. Probably in Thailand.



MACS you ever tell these guys about crossing the line.All my wogs wore collars and were on a leash,wearing that azz out with my shillelagh.
HockeyDad Offline
#358 Posted: Thu, Oct 29 2020, 7:44 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
MACS you ever tell these guys about crossing the line.All my wogs wore collars and were on a leash,wearing that azz out with my shillelagh.


I don’t even know what you just said but I think I’m appalled.
Whistlebritches Offline
#359 Posted: Thu, Oct 29 2020, 7:55 PM EST
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HockeyDad wrote:
I don’t even know what you just said but I think I’m appalled.



Shellback initiation...........it's a **** ing blast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69MlHyJpQXU

https://navycrow.com/shellbacks-a-proud-naval-tradition/
MACS Offline
#360 Posted: Thu, Oct 29 2020, 8:23 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
MACS you ever tell these guys about crossing the line.All my wogs wore collars and were on a leash,wearing that azz out with my shillelagh.


Is nothing sacred? Those are things sailors don't divulge to non-sailors, bro.

Besides... the Navy doesn't allow those "initiations" any more.
Smooth light Offline
#361 Posted: Thu, Oct 29 2020, 8:31 PM EST
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Squid just squids
frankj1 Offline
#362 Posted: Thu, Oct 29 2020, 9:04 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Is nothing sacred? Those are things sailors don't divulge to non-sailors, bro.

Besides... the Navy doesn't allow those "initiations" any more.

there are seamen all over the place on this thread
MACS Offline
#363 Posted: Thu, Oct 29 2020, 9:27 PM EST
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Cleanup on aisle 8!!
Gene363 Offline
#364 Posted: Thu, Oct 29 2020, 9:29 PM EST
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Crossing the equator, such an adventure they said.
Whistlebritches Offline
#365 Posted: Thu, Oct 29 2020, 9:38 PM EST
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MACS wrote:


Besides... the Navy doesn't allow those "initiations" any more.


Yep they have pussified every branch
8trackdisco Offline
#366 Posted: Thu, Oct 29 2020, 9:54 PM EST
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An emotion I don’t experience a bunch.

Tonight, after two months, my son returned tonight for the weekend.

Barely understand this emotion but I think is is called Joy!=d>
Ram27 Offline
#367 Posted: Thu, Oct 29 2020, 10:47 PM EST
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Enjoy your time together 8.

Good night all. 💤 💤
Smooth light Offline
#368 Posted: Thu, Oct 29 2020, 11:28 PM EST
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I second that emotion, enjoy the your time 8🍻
"ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE"

Later 🐊
danmdevries Offline
#369 Posted: Fri, Oct 30 2020, 12:56 AM EST
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Happy Friday fellas
corey sellers Offline
#370 Posted: Fri, Oct 30 2020, 4:37 AM EST
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Morning gents
Sunoverbeach Offline
#371 Posted: Fri, Oct 30 2020, 5:32 AM EST
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Morning again *sigh*
Gene363 Offline
#372 Posted: Fri, Oct 30 2020, 5:42 AM EST
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G'Morning! Off to PT for a cranky shoulder that did not agree with carrying everything in one trip to the range. d'oh!
tonygraz Offline
#373 Posted: Fri, Oct 30 2020, 7:39 AM EST
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Happy National Frankenstein Friday
deadeyedick Offline
#374 Posted: Fri, Oct 30 2020, 7:53 AM EST
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Present but not accounted for.
Ram27 Offline
#375 Posted: Fri, Oct 30 2020, 8:19 AM EST
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TGIF folks...... ( for you worker bees.)
MACS Offline
#376 Posted: Fri, Oct 30 2020, 8:31 AM EST
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Hello...
tonygraz Offline
#377 Posted: Fri, Oct 30 2020, 8:34 AM EST
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Snowing pretty hard here. Got about an inch of accumulation on the deck so far.
danmdevries Offline
#378 Posted: Fri, Oct 30 2020, 8:41 AM EST
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Busy night last night. The covids are pouring in again.... Our 3 converted units for covids are full again. Haven't been since late May/early June when we took the units and cut em in half to be half covid half clean. They're all back to all covids.

I don't like this.
deadeyedick Offline
#379 Posted: Fri, Oct 30 2020, 9:46 AM EST
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Busy day today. Have four pair of my walking/hiking shoes to goo. Luckily I keep six pair in rotation at all times so I don't run into problems. Then I'll have to think of something.
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#380 Posted: Fri, Oct 30 2020, 10:11 AM EST
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It's mischief night! Let's go soap some windows and TP🧻 the grumpy neighbors house 🏡. Will wear masks so they don't know who did it 🤣

🎃🎃🎃🎃👹👹👹👿👿👿😇😇😇
Ram27 Offline
#381 Posted: Fri, Oct 30 2020, 1:00 PM EST
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🙈🙊🙉
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#382 Posted: Fri, Oct 30 2020, 1:03 PM EST
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wife and daughter are busy planning a big day of Halloween activities to make up for the lack of Trick or Treating tomorrow...party limited to my daughter's family and my son's family, four grandkids ages 5 and under...


hope to uncurb my enthusiasm in time for the festivities...pandemic is turning me into a grouch...
MACS Offline
#383 Posted: Fri, Oct 30 2020, 1:50 PM EST
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I got candy to hand out if the kids are so inclined...

If not, I was smart enough to get candy I like. PB cups and such...
delta1 Offline
#384 Posted: Fri, Oct 30 2020, 1:54 PM EST
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smaht...

I like Kelly's mixed mini bag "for the kids"...and she got a personal bag of Butterfingers for me...


I usually put on 5 -10 lbs between Halloween and New Years
MACS Offline
#385 Posted: Fri, Oct 30 2020, 1:56 PM EST
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Hey! Butterfinger doesn't make a sugar free candybar Mr. I don't follow my doctor's advice.
Gene363 Offline
#386 Posted: Fri, Oct 30 2020, 3:31 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Hey! Butterfinger doesn't make a sugar free candybar Mr. I don't follow my doctor's advice.


If you like Butterfinger and want sugar free, these are good: Atkinson's Sugar Free Peanut Butter Bars


https://www.amazon.com/Atkinsons-Sugar-Peanut-Butter-BlackTie/dp/B00KC5E36U/ref=pd_yo_rr_rp_1/130-1632387-8725640?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B00KC5E36U&pd_rd_r=f44f90bf-8e17-4447-8476-131668efd084&pd_rd_w=Pkhdh&pd_rd_wg=CXV73&pf_rd_p=718ace9c-9288-4f90-b403-7836d0816e76&pf_rd_r=277Q37BS1TD8JJXJZZEG&psc=1&refRID=277Q37BS1TD8JJXJZZEG


They also make the standard sugared candy:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004EEU3BE/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o03_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
BuckyB93 Offline
#387 Posted: Fri, Oct 30 2020, 3:50 PM EST
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I'm going to hand out pencils, dental floss, book markers, hand sanitizer, and squares of toilet paper.
BuckyB93 Offline
#388 Posted: Fri, Oct 30 2020, 3:56 PM EST
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I'm looking forward to the day after Halloween when all the stores have candy 50% off. I've already started hiding bags of Peanut Butter cups in random areas at the local Walmart. (Behind stuff in the sporting goods section, the pharmacy, crafts, lawn and garden...)

The 7 P's: Proper Planning and Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance. I've already begun the Proper Planning and Preparation stages of candy hording.
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#389 Posted: Fri, Oct 30 2020, 3:57 PM EST
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Tree hundrd eighty NINE!
opelmanta1900 Offline
#390 Posted: Fri, Oct 30 2020, 3:58 PM EST
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BuckyB93 wrote:
I'm going to hand out pencils, dental floss, book markers, hand sanitizer, and squares of toilet paper.


BuckyB93 wrote:
I'm looking forward to the day after Halloween when I power wash the human **** out of my mailbox

fify...
Smooth light Offline
#391 Posted: Fri, Oct 30 2020, 5:40 PM EST
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MISCHIEF NIGHT SPECIAL!
no threats you deserve the trick.

BuckyB👿
danmdevries Offline
#392 Posted: Fri, Oct 30 2020, 5:55 PM EST
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Back to work.
BuckyB93 Offline
#393 Posted: Fri, Oct 30 2020, 8:39 PM EST
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Actually, turns out I'll be at work. One member of my team slipped on the snow today and wrenched her knee. Looks like she'll be out for a while so I'll be filling in tomorrow night.

Whoever designed our building should be shot. We live in New England and we get snowy sloppy weather in the winter. For some reason they laid down smooth faced tile as the floor in the entrance way foyer.

If it wasn't for the security cameras, I'd go in some night when the place is closed and paint it with that garage floor textured paint stuff. It's only a matter of time and one big lawsuit away before the insurance company or OSHA or someone forces them to do something about it anyway.

Hmmmm... I think I have a retirement plan option waiting for me.

rfenst, you think you have one more personal/workplace injury case left in ya?
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#394 Posted: Fri, Oct 30 2020, 8:45 PM EST
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Made in earlier, looks I might have to run to Memphis and back tomorrow, at least I’ll get in before to late thankfully, a lot of drinks and ignorant stuff happens on Halloween.
Plowboy221 Offline
#395 Posted: Fri, Oct 30 2020, 8:45 PM EST
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*drunks
Smooth light Offline
#396 Posted: Fri, Oct 30 2020, 9:17 PM EST
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GOBLINS ALERT!!!🎃
danmdevries Offline
#397 Posted: Sat, Oct 31 2020, 3:57 AM EST
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Happy Saturday fellas
rfenst Offline
#398 Posted: Sat, Oct 31 2020, 7:14 AM EST
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I understand exactly where you are coming from and how you feel.
rfenst Offline
#399 Posted: Sat, Oct 31 2020, 7:20 AM EST
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BuckyB93 wrote:
Actually, turns out I'll be at work. One member of my team slipped on the snow today and wrenched her knee. Looks like she'll be out for a while so I'll be filling in tomorrow night.

Whoever designed our building should be shot. We live in New England and we get snowy sloppy weather in the winter. For some reason they laid down smooth faced tile as the floor in the entrance way foyer.

If it wasn't for the security cameras, I'd go in some night when the place is closed and paint it with that garage floor textured paint stuff. It's only a matter of time and one big lawsuit away before the insurance company or OSHA or someone forces them to do something about it anyway.

Hmmmm... I think I have a retirement plan option waiting for me.

rfenst, you think you have one more personal/workplace injury case left in ya?

Only if it's "the big one."
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#400 Posted: Sat, Oct 31 2020, 7:39 AM EST
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Happy Saturday gents. It's about 58 out and just waiting for the sun to start a 7.4 mile hike in the preserve. I see some football and a cigar in my future as well. My Sun Devils are still undefeated.
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