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8trackdisco Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Oct 22 2020, 3:14 PM EST
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Built in his own Indiana shpo.
corey sellers Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Oct 22 2020, 3:15 PM EST
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Is this the new 500?
Stogie1020 Online
#3 Posted: Thu, Oct 22 2020, 3:18 PM EST
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Smells so fresh and clean in here
8trackdisco Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Oct 22 2020, 3:24 PM EST
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Stogie1020 wrote:
Smells so fresh and clean in here


New construction with Corey’s help.

Georgia Pine and goat cheese.
Ram27 Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Oct 22 2020, 3:28 PM EST
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Congrats 8 and great title. 👍
MACS Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Oct 22 2020, 3:37 PM EST
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Yeah, congrats and stuff...
Smooth light Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Oct 22 2020, 3:54 PM EST
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Kill the Coons
Fry them up
Tast like BACON
🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓🥓

Let's go to Greenwood,IN....bran new smoking lounge, support the vets 🤚
corey sellers Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Oct 22 2020, 3:54 PM EST
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They turning peanuts down here right now real strong smell first thing in the morning.
DrafterX Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Oct 22 2020, 4:03 PM EST
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Is this the new 500 thread..?? Huh
rfenst Online
#10 Posted: Thu, Oct 22 2020, 4:07 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Is this the new 500 thread..?? Huh

No. At least not yet.
izonfire Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Oct 22 2020, 4:44 PM EST
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If this isn’t the new 500 yet,
Then the old one’s not really the old one yet.
And we can continue to post with impunity.

Right???
danmdevries Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Oct 22 2020, 5:00 PM EST
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Stogie1020 wrote:
Smells so fresh and clean in here


Once I get a few of them coons it'll be stinking.

Got two tails in the garage and it smells like a mixture of chit, old meat, and skunk ass.
danmdevries Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Oct 22 2020, 5:06 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Sending my resume to your education department.


I worked for them part time several years back, it was so incredibly boring. Get there at 8, but the first hour is for preparation. Classes don't start till 9. Then after two or three hours of reading a script and or playing videos to a class of uninterested people you take that hard earned lunch hour. After lunch you put in another two or three hours of the exact same thing you were doing in the morning, but with a new group of uninterested people and the final hour is for takedown.

It's 8-4 but you only work 9-3 and take at least an hour lunch. I got yelled at for trying to take a short lunch or skip lunch and cram in another group for the day, because my morning class only took an hour and the afternoon class only took an hour. So I scheduled a third class to fill my downtime. They told me I couldn't do that.

I only lasted about 6 months. Easy money but those were some long short days.
danmdevries Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Oct 22 2020, 5:11 PM EST
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I did run a chain line along a row of trees out back. Set and baited 4 hand traps for the raccoons. Those things are vicious. I stuck a stick in one to see how light the trigger bar was and it snapped the twig. Not a very humane option. I've used the big snapper kill traps before but caught someone's kitty with a collar on it. These could let the kitty live, but gonna break a leg or sever a paw for sure.
DrafterX Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, Oct 22 2020, 5:29 PM EST
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Unless he sticks his face in it... Mellow
Mr. Jones Offline
#16 Posted: Thu, Oct 22 2020, 5:40 PM EST
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I don't fall fo'

N
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BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
👊👊👊👊👊🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Whistlebritches Offline
#17 Posted: Thu, Oct 22 2020, 6:44 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
They turning peanuts down here right now real strong smell first thing in the morning.



I love the smell of freshly thrashed peanuts..............going on here also.Frigging wild hogs travel 20 plus miles a night to hit these fields
8trackdisco Offline
#18 Posted: Thu, Oct 22 2020, 6:49 PM EST
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rfenst wrote:
No. At least not yet.


Double bonafide in posts 5 & 6.

Biggest accomplishment in the Covid Era.
8trackdisco Offline
#19 Posted: Thu, Oct 22 2020, 6:55 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
I worked for them part time several years back, it was so incredibly boring. Get there at 8, but the first hour is for preparation. Classes don't start till 9. Then after two or three hours of reading a script and or playing videos to a class of uninterested people you take that hard earned lunch hour. After lunch you put in another two or three hours of the exact same thing you were doing in the morning, but with a new group of uninterested people and the final hour is for takedown.

It's 8-4 but you only work 9-3 and take at least an hour lunch. I got yelled at for trying to take a short lunch or skip lunch and cram in another group for the day, because my morning class only took an hour and the afternoon class only took an hour. So I scheduled a third class to fill my downtime. They told me I couldn't do that.

I only lasted about 6 months. Easy money but those were some long short days.


Even though you make it sound tempting, I’ll go the Medium Pass on the opportunity.
tonygraz Online
#20 Posted: Thu, Oct 22 2020, 6:56 PM EST
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Must be in the genes.
deadeyedick Offline
#21 Posted: Thu, Oct 22 2020, 6:59 PM EST
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Trying to decide on Trump vs Biden or Eagles vs Giants tonight. All losers.
8trackdisco Offline
#22 Posted: Thu, Oct 22 2020, 6:59 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
I did run a chain line along a row of trees out back. Set and baited 4 hand traps for the raccoons. Those things are vicious. I stuck a stick in one to see how light the trigger bar was and it snapped the twig. Not a very humane option. I've used the big snapper kill traps before but caught someone's kitty with a collar on it. These could let the kitty live, but gonna break a leg or sever a paw for sure.


Requesting a running Coon Capture Count tracker. Don’t want to miss anything.

What is the CCC total to date?
danmdevries Offline
#23 Posted: Thu, Oct 22 2020, 7:00 PM EST
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Father in law's birthday and Christmas gifts done.

about a quarter done with Christmas shopping.
8trackdisco Offline
#24 Posted: Thu, Oct 22 2020, 7:05 PM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
Trying to decide on Trump vs Biden or Eagles vs Giants tonight. All losers.


Watching The latest round of Fargo. More entertaining.
frankj1 Offline
#25 Posted: Thu, Oct 22 2020, 7:22 PM EST
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I'm not really needed for approval anymore.
We have 750's
We are overrun wif noods.
Everything we know is wrong.

Chaos...it's the new normal.
danmdevries Offline
#26 Posted: Thu, Oct 22 2020, 7:24 PM EST
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Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong

https://youtu.be/W8tRDv9fZ_c
MACS Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, Oct 22 2020, 10:06 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I'm not really needed for approval anymore.
We have 750's
We are overrun wif noods.
Everything we know is wrong.

Chaos...it's the new normal.


You don't discipline the kids... they'll do what they want.
Ram27 Offline
#28 Posted: Thu, Oct 22 2020, 10:53 PM EST
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Yes indeed MAC,creating a ROGUE 500.d'oh!
Mr. Jones Offline
#29 Posted: Thu, Oct 22 2020, 10:55 PM EST
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Debate was pretty good...

I call it a DRAW...

TRUMP CONTAINED HIMSELF WAY MORE AND CALLED OUT UNCLE COOL JOE

JOE WAS WEAK AND CONFUSED...BUT HAD SEVERAL GOOD MOMENTS
danmdevries Offline
#30 Posted: Thu, Oct 22 2020, 11:27 PM EST
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Lolz at macs n ram. Frank whip us in line!

I'm on the fence whether or not to road trip to nola first weekend in November for a Gridlife event. Wife says no, so that makes it even more tempting.
tonygraz Online
#31 Posted: Fri, Oct 23 2020, 5:17 AM EST
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Happy National Boston Cream Pie Day
8trackdisco Offline
#32 Posted: Fri, Oct 23 2020, 6:27 AM EST
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Only worked a half day yesterday. The time off was much more productive than work.
-Got a new 500 started.
-20 minute nap.
danmdevries Offline
#33 Posted: Fri, Oct 23 2020, 6:40 AM EST
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Happy Friday fellas.

Just got done putting a few small holes in a big fat raccoon with its paw stuck in a trap. When the sun comes up ill go back there and skin the tail.
BuckyB93 Offline
#34 Posted: Fri, Oct 23 2020, 6:48 AM EST
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So the count sits at 3 in the bag?
danmdevries Offline
#35 Posted: Fri, Oct 23 2020, 6:54 AM EST
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We are at 3.
CarsonTheCat Offline
#36 Posted: Fri, Oct 23 2020, 7:05 AM EST
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There was a HUGE dead raccoon at the end of the Dunkin' Donuts parking lot yesterday, with its skull crushed. If I had known you were into raccoons, I would have snagged his tail for ya!
danmdevries Offline
#37 Posted: Fri, Oct 23 2020, 7:09 AM EST
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CarsonTheCat wrote:
There was a HUGE dead raccoon at the end of the Dunkin' Donuts parking lot yesterday, with its skull crushed. If I had known you were into raccoons, I would have snagged his tail for ya!


I'm not into raccoons.

They killed my entire flock of chickens. Twice.

I'm on a mission to kill every single one I can trap.
rfenst Online
#38 Posted: Fri, Oct 23 2020, 7:10 AM EST
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Good morning.
I just realized that my car, with less than 2,000 on the odometer is like seven months old. The corona $hit keeps me close to home. We almost don't need a second car right now. Did I say that?
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#39 Posted: Fri, Oct 23 2020, 7:17 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
I'm not into raccoons.

They killed my entire flock of chickens. Twice.

I'm on a mission to kill every single one I can trap.


Ahhhh....I see now! Friggen raccoons!
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#40 Posted: Fri, Oct 23 2020, 7:21 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Father in law's birthday and Christmas gifts done.

about a quarter done with Christmas shopping.


Everybody getting a coonskin cap?
Sunoverbeach Offline
#41 Posted: Fri, Oct 23 2020, 7:58 AM EST
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Ugh, I don't wanna think about Xmas shopping. It's too early to even Bah Humbug
rfenst Online
#42 Posted: Fri, Oct 23 2020, 7:58 AM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
Everybody getting a coonskin cap?

Daniel Boone was a man,
Yes, a big man!
With an eye like an eagle
And as tall as a mountain was he!

Daniel Boone was a man,
Yes, a big man!
He was brave, he was fearless
And as tough as a mighty oak tree!

From the coonskin cap on the top of ol' Dan
To the heel of his rawhide shoe;
The rippin'est, roarin'est, fightin'est man
The frontier ever knew!

Daniel Boone was a man,
Yes, a big man!
And he fought for America
To make all Americans free!

What a boon, what a do-er,
What a dream come-a true-er was he!

Daniel Boone was a man,
Yes, a big man!
With a whoop and a holler
He could mow down a forest of trees.

With a knife and a gun he never did fail
There was nothin' he could not tame.
He blazed a big wide liberty trail
Through history's hall of fame.

Daniel Boone was a man,
Yes, a big man!
With a dream of a country
That would always forever be free.

What a boon, what a do-er,
What a dream come-a true-er was he!
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#43 Posted: Fri, Oct 23 2020, 8:16 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
We are at 3.


Cause of death for the three? Pattering after the Chicago shooting website www.heyjackass.com

Or, should we always assume the death is due to acute sudden lead poisoning, unless otherwise stated?
8trackdisco Offline
#44 Posted: Fri, Oct 23 2020, 8:20 AM EST
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rfenst wrote:
Good morning.
I just realized that my car, with less than 2,000 on the odometer is like seven months old. The corona $hit keeps me close to home. We almost don't need a second car right now. Did I say that?


Do contact your auto insurance carrier and ask for a rate adjustment reflecting your new driving habits. Many companies have sent proactive rebates. If you haven’t got one, reach out. Let them know you are happy to pay the premium at a rate that matches the risk.
8trackdisco Offline
#45 Posted: Fri, Oct 23 2020, 8:23 AM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Ugh, I don't wanna think about Xmas shopping. It's too early to even Bah Humbug


Got to get a head start. Especially if you use companies like Amazon abs the are already at December package counts. Looked at upgrading to a newer, nicer Kindle. One Kindle package estimated delivery time of 4-5 weeks.

If you have Prime, ymmv.
rfenst Online
#46 Posted: Fri, Oct 23 2020, 8:47 AM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Do contact your auto insurance carrier and ask for a rate adjustment reflecting your new driving habits. Many companies have sent proactive rebates. If you haven’t got one, reach out. Let them know you are happy to pay the premium at a rate that matches the risk.

TYVM!
Just left a message for my agent. I have First Floridian/Travelers. They voluntarily gave two monthly reductions during the earlier part of the pandemic, but I am still not driving like I used to again, and you are right on the money with your advdvice!


Edit: Agent said he'd put my mileage in at 3,000/yr., but not to expect it to make much if any difference. My use was already rated as "pleasure." Never hurts to try though...
MACS Offline
#47 Posted: Fri, Oct 23 2020, 9:12 AM EST
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Good morning.
Gene363 Offline
#48 Posted: Fri, Oct 23 2020, 9:21 AM EST
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It's a great Friday Good Morning!
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#49 Posted: Fri, Oct 23 2020, 9:36 AM EST
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Hola!
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Howdy..........
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