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CheapPrick Offline
#401 Posted: Thu, Feb 25 2021, 3:55 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
I'm not up to date with the slang.

Don't think I'mma turn down anyone willing to pull my pork for me tho.


Pray Thank god I didn't say PM me...
Jsnyder147 Offline
#402 Posted: Thu, Feb 25 2021, 4:44 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
I'm not up to date with the slang.

Don't think I'mma turn down anyone willing to pull my pork for me tho.

Maybe he’ll smoke your pork too. Nice ‘n Slow.
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#403 Posted: Thu, Feb 25 2021, 5:27 PM EST
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This noob jsnyder sent me beer. One from Upland and another from Evil Czech. I've been to both breweries, wondering where this dude is from. Wife cut down the box and put it in the trash before I even saw the address. Went to retrieve it, dudes another indiana boy.

Thank you! Wanna pull some pork?
Sunoverbeach Offline
#404 Posted: Thu, Feb 25 2021, 5:32 PM EST
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He's about 2ish hrs south of us, but was Plymouth based at one point if I'm 'membering correctly
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#405 Posted: Thu, Feb 25 2021, 5:36 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
I was going with the Discount Cigar Forum Doctor that said we should be drinking a half ounce to an ounce for each pound of body weight.

d'oh! Fortheluvaxmas don't do that. Like any good internet denizen I don't fact check my sources, nor know what I'm talking about 98.2% of the time
delta1 Offline
#406 Posted: Thu, Feb 25 2021, 5:38 PM EST
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gotta let the pork cool down some before you put your hands on it...

if you pull it when it's too hot, gonna mess your hands up...

when it's nice and warm and juicy, you can really get your fingers into it
danmdevries Offline
#407 Posted: Thu, Feb 25 2021, 5:51 PM EST
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I find a fist to be the best tool for the job. Lets you go in hot.

Fingers are for the detail work after the main meat separation is done and the butt has cooled off.
Jsnyder147 Offline
#408 Posted: Thu, Feb 25 2021, 5:54 PM EST
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Danm, glad they made it to you safely. SOB is correct, I’m in Indy now, but grew up in Plymouth, and lived in Mishawaka for a few years before moving down here. Evil Czech was the first brewery that I worked at, so I have a soft spot for them. Enjoy the beers!
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#409 Posted: Thu, Feb 25 2021, 5:57 PM EST
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Been reading a book called How To Prepare For Climate Change by David Pogue.

He says I need to sell now before everyone else in the southwest due to water shortage and extreme heat. Florida and the golf coast will see massive lose of real estate values as people leave due to sea level rise, hurricanes and heat/humidity. He says states north of the 45 parallel, inland and with good water structure is where I need to be. Wisconsin, Minnesota and the Pacific Northwest are the places to be.

Looks like we may be moving to 8track country or Z country soon. d'oh!
delta1 Offline
#410 Posted: Thu, Feb 25 2021, 6:02 PM EST
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pretty sure that we won't be around when it gets real serious...

but if you are tired of 115 +...now might be good...
delta1 Offline
#411 Posted: Thu, Feb 25 2021, 6:03 PM EST
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hmmmm...never thought of fisting my butt...
danmdevries Offline
#412 Posted: Thu, Feb 25 2021, 6:06 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
hmmmm...never thought of fisting my butt...


Your wife might've.
deadeyedick Online
#413 Posted: Thu, Feb 25 2021, 6:08 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
You heavy water drinkers must be in the pisser ten times a day. How do you get any work done?

I know, I know.... retired, layabouts, etc.

Never craved water. Never had a taste for it, because like my humor, it’s tasteless.

Plus, I’m losing more time on the crapper. My once every three days is almost everyday now. My productivity is dipping naturally as I get older, now this?

Water is going to be the death of me.


Living in Az I was always told not to drink water cuz fish fornacate in that stuff.
danmdevries Offline
#414 Posted: Thu, Feb 25 2021, 6:10 PM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
Been reading a book called How To Prepare For Climate Change by David Pogue.

He says I need to sell now before everyone else in the southwest due to water shortage and extreme heat. Florida and the golf coast will see massive lose of real estate values as people leave due to sea level rise, hurricanes and heat/humidity. He says states north of the 45 parallel, inland and with good water structure is where I need to be. Wisconsin, Minnesota and the Pacific Northwest are the places to be.

Looks like we may be moving to 8track country or Z country soon. d'oh!


I'd welcome you as a neighbor (I want a ride in your Vette). We get 100°+ days during the summer, you'd feel right at home except it comes with extreme humidity. At least until winter when we get down to -30-40°

Our water smells of blood and farts and stains everything orange.

But it won't be running out anytime soon, aquifer fed by Lake Michigan and run through underground limestone.
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#415 Posted: Thu, Feb 25 2021, 6:20 PM EST
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Hate humidity worse than 115 days. And so far, they are only about a dozen each year with 15-20% with nights in the 80s. So NO!

The pool could become a dry lake however if our water problems continue for another decade. Right now I have a mountain house to head to when it gets really hot.
Ram27 Offline
#416 Posted: Thu, Feb 25 2021, 6:45 PM EST
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Evening.......👀
danmdevries Offline
#417 Posted: Thu, Feb 25 2021, 7:29 PM EST
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The beer from Evil Czech had turned. Insane foam head. Smelled like wet cardboard tasted like a used diaper bin.

The one from Upland is fantastic. Tastes like spree candies.

Sours are weird.
MACS Offline
#418 Posted: Thu, Feb 25 2021, 7:33 PM EST
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Driving on the freeway today, I saw a black 7 series BMW with gold rims... personalized license plate... GSWAGGG.

Looked at the driver... 55-65 year old white dude, gray hair and beard. That dude better be driving a rich brother's ride home from detail, man.

Square peg, round hole... just don't fit.
danmdevries Offline
#419 Posted: Thu, Feb 25 2021, 7:46 PM EST
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Ageist
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#420 Posted: Thu, Feb 25 2021, 8:11 PM EST
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One time me and my wife were driving on the freeway and came up on a glittery dark purple Honda civic drop to the ground with gold rims and gold trim everywhere there could possibly be gold... and when we passed it, the driver was a 70ish year old Persian man with a white turban who was also sporting gold trim everywhere he possibly could...
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#421 Posted: Thu, Feb 25 2021, 8:26 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
d'oh! Fortheluvaxmas don't do that. Like any good internet denizen I don't fact check my sources, nor know what I'm talking about 98.2% of the time


I'm not dead yet!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#422 Posted: Thu, Feb 25 2021, 8:50 PM EST
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Well you will be soon. You're very ill
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#423 Posted: Thu, Feb 25 2021, 8:52 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Well you will be soon. You're very ill


No, I might go for a walk!
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#424 Posted: Thu, Feb 25 2021, 9:38 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
No, I might go for a walk!


I must have walked my wastewater plant 200 times today repairing schit from the arctic blast last week.I'm tired,my knee hurts,I don't give a fuq and i'm off to the rodeo.Only putting in a half day tomorrow,the boys can have it for the weekend while I chase blues and hybrids at da lake............................and get in a nap or three
MACS Offline
#425 Posted: Thu, Feb 25 2021, 9:45 PM EST
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^Totally missed the Monty Python quotes.

S'awright, he's old.
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#426 Posted: Thu, Feb 25 2021, 9:53 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
^Totally missed the Monty Python quotes.

S'awright, he's old.


Good you are picking up a brother.

Going to bed- less hydrated than 10 hours ago.

Thank you, nurse and armchair docs.
MACS Offline
#427 Posted: Thu, Feb 25 2021, 10:03 PM EST
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Tank's already snoring. I'm not far off...
danmdevries Offline
#428 Posted: Thu, Feb 25 2021, 10:18 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Well you will be soon. You're very ill


I feel happyyy

I feel hapyyyy

*thud* Frying pan

three pence
Whistlebritches Offline
#429 Posted: Thu, Feb 25 2021, 10:22 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
^Totally missed the Monty Python quotes.

S'awright, he's old.



Old and tied...........something relatively new to me and it sucks
Sunoverbeach Offline
#430 Posted: Thu, Feb 25 2021, 10:28 PM EST
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Old is new, or tired is old?
Ram27 Offline
#431 Posted: Fri, Feb 26 2021, 12:10 AM EST
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Finally Friday for you worker bee's....Beer

Friday greetings bees.
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#432 Posted: Fri, Feb 26 2021, 12:26 AM EST
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This "working late every night" thing is really cutting into my cigar smoking time...

Calgon, take me away.
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#433 Posted: Fri, Feb 26 2021, 7:11 AM EST
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Happy Friday, peoples
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#434 Posted: Fri, Feb 26 2021, 7:29 AM EST
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Dare I approach the water tap?

Will target 30-50 ounces a day moving forward, now that I’ve effectively waterboarded myself yesterday.
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#435 Posted: Fri, Feb 26 2021, 7:36 AM EST
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Happy Friday fellas

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#436 Posted: Fri, Feb 26 2021, 8:01 AM EST
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Happy Friday workers. Wife mapped out a new trail in the preserve for this morning. Elevation gain might be more than my old knee can handle but I'ma try it.
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#437 Posted: Fri, Feb 26 2021, 8:37 AM EST
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Beans in the pot today. Gotta try one more store for habaneros, struck out at three. Might have to make em without.

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#438 Posted: Fri, Feb 26 2021, 9:17 AM EST
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good morning ladies and germs
MACS Offline
#439 Posted: Fri, Feb 26 2021, 9:32 AM EST
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Mornin' brothers.

8trackdisco wrote:
Dare I approach the water tap?

Will target 30-50 ounces a day moving forward, now that I’ve effectively waterboarded myself yesterday.


If you just drink 4 bottled waters a day you should be good. Shoot for 4, and if you only get 3 it's still better than you were doing.
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#440 Posted: Fri, Feb 26 2021, 9:41 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
The beer from Evil Czech had turned. Insane foam head. Smelled like wet cardboard tasted like a used diaper bin.

The one from Upland is fantastic. Tastes like spree candies.

Sours are weird.


Damn, I guess that's what I get for keeping it for 5 years. Glad that the Upland was good. I won a lottery back in 2016 and was able to buy a case of those. If you're ever down south, you should go to Upland's Woodshop. It's a really neat place, especially seeing all of the fodders is really cool.
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#441 Posted: Fri, Feb 26 2021, 11:28 AM EST
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GONZO FRIDAY...we made it, have a cigar!
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#442 Posted: Fri, Feb 26 2021, 11:41 AM EST
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While I was at the grocery store for habaneros I got sidetracked. Wife bought an air fryer,, so thinking of stuff to make in there. Bought some catfish filets, mozzarella sticks, and jalapenos gonna try "frying" those. Jalapeno poppers, fried cheese sticks, and catfish nuggets.
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#443 Posted: Fri, Feb 26 2021, 12:29 PM EST
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Cool Dudes..
delta1 Offline
#444 Posted: Fri, Feb 26 2021, 1:27 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
While I was at the grocery store for habaneros I got sidetracked. Wife bought an air fryer,, so thinking of stuff to make in there. Bought some catfish filets, mozzarella sticks, and jalapenos gonna try "frying" those. Jalapeno poppers, fried cheese sticks, and catfish nuggets.



those are a few of my favorite things...

RIP Mr. Plummer
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#445 Posted: Fri, Feb 26 2021, 4:10 PM EST
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hehe
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#446 Posted: Fri, Feb 26 2021, 4:11 PM EST
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hehe
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#447 Posted: Fri, Feb 26 2021, 4:11 PM EST
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hehe
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#448 Posted: Fri, Feb 26 2021, 4:13 PM EST
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Think
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#449 Posted: Fri, Feb 26 2021, 4:43 PM EST
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four hundred fourty NINE!!
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#450 Posted: Fri, Feb 26 2021, 4:44 PM EST
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I do not understand why, but that ^^ is fun.
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