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ARN Offline
#251 Posted: Sun, Jun 3 2007, 5:08 PM EST
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Waffle cone with my icecream right now!!!!
Cycleman Offline
#252 Posted: Mon, Jun 4 2007, 2:28 PM EST
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And ARN is the Waffle'tier of the day!

Nice work!



The Prezz of the PanPussCakes.... HIT MY ASS HARD TODAY!!! (and I liked it),,,,

Thanks BOTC!!!!

Sencirly,

BOTW


(Photo to post tonight.... Very selfless of you! Good TASTE!)
wheelrite Offline
#253 Posted: Mon, Jun 4 2007, 3:55 PM EST
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My pleasure Cylcleboy !!

I know it was hard to pose with those lovely girls and glorious PANCAKES.

ENJOY,

WHEEL,,,
wheelrite Offline
#254 Posted: Mon, Jun 4 2007, 3:59 PM EST
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Btw,Cycleman

Me and the beautiful PANCAKE PRINCESS are planning a waffle photo shoot.


wheelmmm
Cycleman Offline
#255 Posted: Mon, Jun 4 2007, 4:18 PM EST
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Don't worry about the NY times deal.... I know your good for it bro...


My funn'est thread in 2 years!!
Slimboli Offline
#256 Posted: Mon, Jun 4 2007, 5:04 PM EST
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... waffles.
Cycleman Offline
#257 Posted: Mon, Jun 4 2007, 5:07 PM EST
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Thank you Slim!


There! Now the argument is over!


LOD has spoken......... ;)


BOTW rules....
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#258 Posted: Mon, Jun 4 2007, 7:01 PM EST
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I bought a bag of pretzels the other day. They weren't the traditional shape, but rather the square/grid shaped kind. They really weren't bad, but then I looked at the label on the bag and it read "WAFFLE PRETZELS". I feel so ashamed.
wheelrite Offline
#259 Posted: Tue, Jun 5 2007, 3:57 AM EST
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^^^
Waffle Pretzels,,

These waffle degenerates are slowly infecting all righteous Pancake americans with their deviant lifestyle.
Whats next?
Waffles at Church?
Have you ever heard of a "waffle breakfast" sponsored by any Church?

I think not !!!



Wheel,
PANCAKE SUPER HERO....
Cycleman Offline
#260 Posted: Tue, Jun 5 2007, 2:32 PM EST
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How WRONG you are!!!!!! Even GOD knows that Waffles Rule!!!!!


http://img476.imageshack.us/img476/502/churchsignahs7.jpg



AND LOOK HERE!!!!!!!!



http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/4323/churchsignbhv4.jpg


I rest my case....... YOU ARE EVIL!!!!!!!
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#261 Posted: Tue, Jun 5 2007, 2:43 PM EST
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^^^^

Those are fakes!!!

Look:

http://www.snopes.com/photoshoped-waffle-signs-by-pancake-haters.asp
Cycleman Offline
#262 Posted: Tue, Jun 5 2007, 3:38 PM EST
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GOD would not LIE!!!!!!!!!
jpotts Offline
#263 Posted: Tue, Jun 5 2007, 5:32 PM EST
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I believe there is a passage in Leviticus on the prohibitions of waffles...something about them being an abomination.





DAMN! They got that whole "lie with a man as you would woman" thing prohibited! There goes my sex life...
Cycleman Offline
#264 Posted: Tue, Jun 5 2007, 6:16 PM EST
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Suyrpee 12:10

He that walks in the true light at dawn, hath does eatith thine waffle; live thee waffle, makith thy family waffles, and luvith thine waffles as one so luves the mapple.



amen
wheelrite Offline
#265 Posted: Tue, Jun 5 2007, 7:50 PM EST
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Moses told the Israelites,

" Honor thy Pancakes"
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors Pancakes
Thou shalt not eat waffles....
Thou shalt not listen to Rickmaven....


wheel,,,
jackconrad Offline
#266 Posted: Tue, Jun 5 2007, 8:03 PM EST
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And on the 1st day God ceated Waffles
Cycleman Offline
#267 Posted: Wed, Jun 6 2007, 3:55 AM EST
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YOU TELLEM JACK!!!!!


YEAH!!!!
wheelrite Offline
#268 Posted: Wed, Jun 6 2007, 12:31 PM EST
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On the seventh day God rested and had Pancakes, and said "it is good".

he saved the best for last..

So there you waffle heathens.


wheel..
Pancake Theologian
fishinguitarman Offline
#269 Posted: Wed, Jun 6 2007, 12:44 PM EST
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Biscuits rule!
jojoc Offline
#270 Posted: Wed, Jun 6 2007, 1:22 PM EST
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w/ or w/out gravey?
fishinguitarman Offline
#271 Posted: Wed, Jun 6 2007, 1:43 PM EST
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I love 'em ANY way....Even with cinnamon and syrup...gravy....just butter......I'M HUNGRY NOW!
Cycleman Offline
#272 Posted: Wed, Jun 6 2007, 3:14 PM EST
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SOS!!!!!!!!!

Alll over them and the srambled eggs!!!!!

That was THEE DEAL in the USAF!

yum.

Of course... waffles made us sharp and SAC trained Killers!
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#273 Posted: Wed, Jun 6 2007, 3:58 PM EST
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On The eigth day God woke up with a terrible stomach ache and screamed," Damn those lousy Pancakes and the people who like them", and the rest is History.
Cycleman Offline
#274 Posted: Wed, Jun 6 2007, 4:29 PM EST
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Yepper....

Day nine (NINE!!!) ..... day nine and on-ward .... GOD has blessed the waffle lovers across the land of Judee'a and back!!!

Look!!!!!!




http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/8462/churchsign1oh6.jpg




^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
wtjvj Offline
#275 Posted: Wed, Jun 6 2007, 4:30 PM EST
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I like pancakes and waffles, but give me a choice of steak and eggs with hash browns, I`ll take the other on the side. :)

WT.
fishinguitarman Offline
#276 Posted: Wed, Jun 6 2007, 4:41 PM EST
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...and biscuits
Cycleman Offline
#277 Posted: Wed, Jun 6 2007, 5:12 PM EST
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and Mary said....

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/8462/churchsign1oh6.jpg
jackconrad Offline
#278 Posted: Wed, Jun 6 2007, 8:14 PM EST
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In The Beginning

God created man. God gave him MORALS, and Values, and a
conscience. And God saw he was good.

After God was done, God realized that to have a balance there
needed to be something really evil, without morals, and values, or a conscience, so thinking people could make a choice between good and evil.

So God created Pancakes..
Cycleman Offline
#279 Posted: Thu, Jun 7 2007, 1:47 PM EST
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Dang... Jack is freaking a smart cookie! I didn't know you were so smart and godley until this thread... teeheee!

(Can a 6'4" guy say Teehee and not be gay...)


WHEELRITE!!!!!!!

PLEASE SEE BELOW VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

and Mary said....

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/8462/churchsign1oh6.jpg
Cycleman Offline
#280 Posted: Mon, Jun 11 2007, 3:56 AM EST
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I hope Wheelrite is ok.....

To many pusspancakes can make you ill...... and lead to im-paa-tince (ED - errectial disfunction) .... they tell me.
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#281 Posted: Mon, Jun 11 2007, 4:22 AM EST
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^^

You do realize that we haven't heard from him since that time when he said "So as part of the deal with vespaboy I'm going to go have some waffles tomorrow morning."

Your darn waffles must have killed him.
jpotts Offline
#282 Posted: Mon, Jun 11 2007, 6:09 AM EST
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Ok, ok, ok you guys, let me put a little perspective in this Biblical waffle / pancake dispute. First, there is NOTHING in the creation story that talks about pancakes or waffles, bacon, sausage, condiments, or any other typical breakfast staples. The fact that the Holy Bible has been dragged into this neverending, banal discussion over which breakfast starch is better has gone beyond silly. It's now becoming blastphemous!

However...




...remember the mark of Cain? Well, where do you think the dimples in waffles came from?
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#283 Posted: Mon, Jun 11 2007, 6:17 AM EST
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"...remember the mark of Cain? Well, where do you think the dimples in waffles came from? "

Someone whapped him upside his head with a rolled up pancake?
jpotts Offline
#284 Posted: Mon, Jun 11 2007, 6:48 AM EST
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"Someone whapped him upside his head with a rolled up pancake?"

What do you think happened to Abel?
Cycleman Offline
#285 Posted: Mon, Jun 11 2007, 7:09 AM EST
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Hope it wasn't with piggys in a blanket... that would hurt worse....

Hail to the Waffle!
CBOB Offline
#286 Posted: Mon, Jun 11 2007, 10:23 AM EST
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Waffle vaginas.
CBOB Offline
#287 Posted: Mon, Jun 11 2007, 10:25 AM EST
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See the banana thread for an explanation.

http://www.cigarbid.com/...ageDisplay=0000000101191
jackconrad Offline
#288 Posted: Mon, Jun 11 2007, 11:24 AM EST
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DA PANCAKES HAS BEEN FLATTENED !
CBOB Offline
#289 Posted: Mon, Jun 11 2007, 1:42 PM EST
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Pooncakes
wheelrite Offline
#290 Posted: Mon, Jun 11 2007, 6:25 PM EST
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Not so fast all you waffle wimps !!!!

I'M BAAAAACK !!!

Wheel,,
Pancake Provocateur,,,
jpotts Offline
#291 Posted: Mon, Jun 11 2007, 6:31 PM EST
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By the way, why do you think Sodom and Gemorrah went up in flames?



Left the waffle iron on too long - that's why!
wheelrite Offline
#292 Posted: Mon, Jun 11 2007, 6:38 PM EST
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My daughter's wedding is in less than three weeks.So I've been a little busy My wife and she (the Pancake Princess and the Heiress)have put a major dent in the pancake fund.154 guests at an overpriced N.Dallas hotel.

Say a prayer for me,,,

Wheel,,,
pabloescabar Offline
#293 Posted: Mon, Jun 11 2007, 8:28 PM EST
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Ok...WAFFLES are good but People who are in Love with them are WACK!
jackconrad Offline
#294 Posted: Mon, Jun 11 2007, 8:42 PM EST
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292-- Chicken N Waffles is an Excellent Wedding Dinner,with ice cream n waffles for dessert ,of Course.
pabloescabar Offline
#295 Posted: Mon, Jun 11 2007, 8:46 PM EST
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I think I'm going to start drinking....Heavily
jackconrad Offline
#296 Posted: Mon, Jun 11 2007, 8:51 PM EST
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About time !
pabloescabar Offline
#297 Posted: Mon, Jun 11 2007, 8:54 PM EST
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...will you still respect me in the morning
jackconrad Offline
#298 Posted: Mon, Jun 11 2007, 9:03 PM EST
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It is Morning !
pabloescabar Offline
#299 Posted: Mon, Jun 11 2007, 9:07 PM EST
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and I just started...299 bottles of beer on the wall
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#300 Posted: Mon, Jun 11 2007, 9:19 PM EST
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300!
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