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#1 Posted: Tue, May 6 2003, 11:42 AM EST
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"... if you can make me scream .... I'll make you breakfast ...."
DrMaddVibe Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, May 6 2003, 11:51 AM EST
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I don't want to own you, I just want to test drive you.

I actually heard a guy say this. When the woman came back from the bar she had a pitcher of beer with her and poured the entire thing on this guy.
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#3 Posted: Tue, May 6 2003, 11:52 AM EST
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..." so just screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Velma? ..."
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#4 Posted: Tue, May 6 2003, 11:57 AM EST
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... I've already got the F, the C, and the K. All I need now is U ..."
xibbumbero Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, May 6 2003, 12:02 PM EST
Joined: 01-25-2002
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I lost my phone #,can I have yours? X
xibbumbero Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, May 6 2003, 12:03 PM EST
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Hey baby,how about a free mustache ride? X
plabonte Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, May 6 2003, 12:15 PM EST
Joined: 09-11-2000
Posts: 2,131
You are a 10 on my looks scale. That means I have to drink 10 beers before I can bare to look at you.
merlin9052 Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, May 6 2003, 3:55 PM EST
Joined: 04-25-2003
Posts: 308
Hello sweetheart,just wanted you to know,as long as i have a face you'll always have a place to sit!
Homebrew Offline
#9 Posted: Tue, May 6 2003, 5:33 PM EST
Joined: 02-11-2003
Posts: 11,885
I actually overheard this one in a local bar. The funny thing is it worked.
Hey, you wanna go in halves on a ****.
rayder1 Offline
#10 Posted: Tue, May 6 2003, 6:46 PM EST
Joined: 06-02-2002
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You look just like Hillary Clinton.
GardnerFTW Offline
#11 Posted: Tue, May 6 2003, 6:58 PM EST
Joined: 10-15-2002
Posts: 71
Hangin' out with a friend of a friend at a bar, who just kept yelling "HEY SEXAY MOMMA" at every woman who walked by....It didn't work real well.
JonR Offline
#12 Posted: Tue, May 6 2003, 7:10 PM EST
Joined: 02-19-2002
Posts: 9,740
This one only works on Republican women " Hi I'm a personal friend of Rick Maven ". JonR
tailgater Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, May 7 2003, 7:09 AM EST
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
"You're almost as pretty as the chick I banged last weekend"
gerber Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, May 7 2003, 7:27 AM EST
Joined: 10-30-2002
Posts: 783
"You look so familiar--didn't you and I used to be married?"
tarheel4lyf Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, May 8 2003, 7:53 AM EST
Joined: 09-23-2002
Posts: 2,543
"So....are you breathing?"
Shua Offline
#16 Posted: Thu, May 8 2003, 8:02 AM EST
Joined: 04-23-2003
Posts: 41
Hey baby, did you know that I can breath from my ears?
xibbumbero Offline
#17 Posted: Thu, May 8 2003, 8:40 AM EST
Joined: 01-25-2002
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Hi,do you come often...I mean come HEAR often? X
auximage Offline
#18 Posted: Mon, May 12 2003, 2:24 AM EST
Joined: 05-08-2003
Posts: 35
Why don't you and I go back to my place to work on some math. Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!

eleltea Offline
#19 Posted: Mon, May 12 2003, 3:47 AM EST
Joined: 03-03-2002
Posts: 4,562
You don't sweat too much for a fat girl.
octowings Offline
#20 Posted: Mon, May 12 2003, 5:12 AM EST
Joined: 10-22-2002
Posts: 390
"My face is leaving in 10 minutes! You better be on it!"

...octo
octowings Offline
#21 Posted: Mon, May 12 2003, 5:14 AM EST
Joined: 10-22-2002
Posts: 390
"If I told you that you have a hot body...Would you hold it against me?"

...Joe Dirt
octowings Offline
#22 Posted: Mon, May 12 2003, 5:15 AM EST
Joined: 10-22-2002
Posts: 390
As you use your hand to wipe off your mouth say,

"Here...Let me clean you off a place to sit!"

...octo
Charlie Offline
#23 Posted: Mon, May 12 2003, 6:04 AM EST
Joined: 06-16-2002
Posts: 39,751
"you look a lot like Janet Reno...."

Charlie
Iceman219 Offline
#24 Posted: Mon, May 12 2003, 1:28 PM EST
Joined: 07-13-2002
Posts: 204
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Iceman219 Offline
#25 Posted: Mon, May 12 2003, 1:30 PM EST
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Posts: 204
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Charlie Offline
#26 Posted: Wed, May 14 2003, 6:30 AM EST
Joined: 06-16-2002
Posts: 39,751
"You don't want to dance"?
"Then I guess a bl---ob is out of the question"!?!?

LMAO

Charlie
sketcha Offline
#27 Posted: Wed, May 14 2003, 7:00 AM EST
Joined: 03-26-2003
Posts: 3,238
Charlie

Was that Caddyshack II? That came from some flick didn't it?
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