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Tue, May 6 2003, 11:42 AM EST
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"... if you can make me scream .... I'll make you breakfast ...."
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Tue, May 6 2003, 11:51 AM EST
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I don't want to own you, I just want to test drive you.
I actually heard a guy say this. When the woman came back from the bar she had a pitcher of beer with her and poured the entire thing on this guy.
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Tue, May 6 2003, 11:52 AM EST
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..." so just screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Velma? ..."
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Tue, May 6 2003, 11:57 AM EST
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... I've already got the F, the C, and the K. All I need now is U ..."
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Tue, May 6 2003, 12:02 PM EST
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I lost my phone #,can I have yours? X
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Tue, May 6 2003, 12:03 PM EST
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Hey baby,how about a free mustache ride? X
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Tue, May 6 2003, 12:15 PM EST
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You are a 10 on my looks scale. That means I have to drink 10 beers before I can bare to look at you.
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Tue, May 6 2003, 3:55 PM EST
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Hello sweetheart,just wanted you to know,as long as i have a face you'll always have a place to sit!
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Tue, May 6 2003, 5:33 PM EST
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I actually overheard this one in a local bar. The funny thing is it worked.
Hey, you wanna go in halves on a ****.
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Tue, May 6 2003, 6:46 PM EST
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You look just like Hillary Clinton.
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Tue, May 6 2003, 6:58 PM EST
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Hangin' out with a friend of a friend at a bar, who just kept yelling "HEY SEXAY MOMMA" at every woman who walked by....It didn't work real well.
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Tue, May 6 2003, 7:10 PM EST
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This one only works on Republican women " Hi I'm a personal friend of Rick Maven ". JonR
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Wed, May 7 2003, 7:09 AM EST
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"You're almost as pretty as the chick I banged last weekend"
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Wed, May 7 2003, 7:27 AM EST
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"You look so familiar--didn't you and I used to be married?"
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Thu, May 8 2003, 7:53 AM EST
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"So....are you breathing?"
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Thu, May 8 2003, 8:02 AM EST
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Hey baby, did you know that I can breath from my ears?
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Thu, May 8 2003, 8:40 AM EST
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Hi,do you come often...I mean come HEAR often? X
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Mon, May 12 2003, 2:24 AM EST
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Why don't you and I go back to my place to work on some math. Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!
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Mon, May 12 2003, 3:47 AM EST
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You don't sweat too much for a fat girl.
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Mon, May 12 2003, 5:12 AM EST
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"My face is leaving in 10 minutes! You better be on it!"
...octo
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Mon, May 12 2003, 5:14 AM EST
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"If I told you that you have a hot body...Would you hold it against me?"
...Joe Dirt
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Mon, May 12 2003, 5:15 AM EST
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As you use your hand to wipe off your mouth say,
"Here...Let me clean you off a place to sit!"
...octo
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Mon, May 12 2003, 6:04 AM EST
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"you look a lot like Janet Reno...."
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Mon, May 12 2003, 1:28 PM EST
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Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
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Mon, May 12 2003, 1:30 PM EST
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Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
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Wed, May 14 2003, 6:30 AM EST
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"You don't want to dance"?
"Then I guess a bl---ob is out of the question"!?!?
LMAO
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Wed, May 14 2003, 7:00 AM EST
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Charlie
Was that Caddyshack II? That came from some flick didn't it?
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