Here is the waiver you have to sign :
(1) Due to the "Excrutiating Heat" (and subsequent unbelievable pain associated with misuse) of this product, I agree that I accept any and all responsibility when I order and receive it. I understand that this stuff is quite possibly the hottest sh--, uh, "stuff" that has ever crossed my lips.
(2) These sauces will be used at my own risk, and I fully understand the potential danger if handled improperly. I agree to use the proper "tasting" method of: Dipping a toothpick into the sauce - - withdrawing the toothpick with just a teensy, weensy, very small drop on it - - AND THEN PUTTING THE DROP BACK INTO THE BOTTLE!!...leaving just a "smidgeon"/minor "coating" on the end of the toothpick - - and then just TOUCHING the end of my tongue.....!!!!!.....Whew!!!.....AHHhhEEeeeeee!!!!!
(3) If I give this product as a gift, I will make the recipient fully aware of the potential danger if handled improperly; will let the recipient read and understand this disclaimer; and/or, I acknowledge my ability to administer "mouth-to-mouth" (or the latest nationally recognized, approved, and certified) resuscitation (knowing fully well that it will be "HOT").
(4) I hereby disclaim, release, and relinquish any and all claims, actions and/or lawsuits that I, or any of my dependents, heirs, or family members may have relating to any damage and/or injury that results, or is alleged to have resulted, from the use, consumption, ingestion, and/or contact of any bodily part or organ of or from the purchased product(s).
(5) I am not currently inebriated, and am fully able to make a sound decision about this purchase.
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