Being a Southerner stuck in California for last 20 years I sort of miss some of the good old boy nicknames such as "Cooter", "Booger Red", "Hawg", "Rooster", "Coondog" and Bubba to name a few! And of course there is my favorite, "Gator"! No matter which you choose, have a good cigar and think it over for a while, but might as well stick to Redneck! Charlie