"If another fu#%ing letter goes to that kids house from that kids school, in the fu#%ing oven you go....head first." - Goodfellas
"I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." - Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs" - Die Hard
"Joey: Hey! I know you! You're Kareem Abdul-Jabaar, you play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers!
Roger Murdock: I'm sorry, I think you have me confused with someone else, my name is Roger Murdock.
Joey: You are Kareem! I've seen you play! My dad's got season tickets.
Roger Murdock: I think it's time to go back to your seat, right Clarence?
Oveur: No, let him stay. He's not bothering anyone.
Joey: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense.
Roger Murdock: THE HELL I DON'T! Look, I'm out there bustin' my butt EVERY NIGHT. Tell your old man to run up and down the court for forty minutes!" - Airplane
"The suspense is terrible . . . I hope it'll last." - Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
"I'll read it for you. It says this is fu#%ing private property. No fu#%ing trespassing. That means fu#%ing you." - Falling Down
"Inconceivable." - The Princess Bride
"You talkin' to me?" - Taxi Driver
" I love the smell of napalm in the morning." - Apoclypse Now
Obi-wan Kenobi: "That's no moon. It's a space station." - Star Wars
"What?!? A surprise party!" - Stripes
