Can you believe it? They sent my income tax return form back to me! (AND I HAVE TO PAY THIS YEAR!!!)
In response to question # 4, "Do you have any dependents?"
I replied:
2.1 million illegal immigrants
1.1 million crack heads
4.4 million unemployable people
901 thousand people in over 85 prisons
and 650 idiots in Washington DC
Apparently, this was *NOT* an acceptable answer.
*Who the hell did I miss?*