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surfish1961 Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, May 16 2012, 8:21 AM EST
Joined: 01-27-2008
Posts: 7,346
Can you believe it? They sent my income tax return form back to me! (AND I HAVE TO PAY THIS YEAR!!!)

In response to question # 4, "Do you have any dependents?"

I replied:
2.1 million illegal immigrants
1.1 million crack heads
4.4 million unemployable people
901 thousand people in over 85 prisons
and 650 idiots in Washington DC

Apparently, this was *NOT* an acceptable answer.

*Who the hell did I miss?*
matchew Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, May 16 2012, 8:32 AM EST
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Posts: 318
very funny!

true though.....
DadZilla3 Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, May 16 2012, 2:47 PM EST
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Posts: 4,633
surfish1961 wrote:
*Who the hell did I miss?*


What about the sh*tload of dependents we support in other countries? Think
jackconrad Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, May 16 2012, 5:32 PM EST
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LMAO!
rfenst Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, May 16 2012, 8:49 PM EST
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Funny!
fishinguitarman Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, May 16 2012, 8:53 PM EST
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That's freakin hilarious!
engletl Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, May 16 2012, 8:53 PM EST
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you were being very conservative with your dependents...
surfish1961 Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, May 17 2012, 9:27 AM EST
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DadZilla3 wrote:
What about the sh*tload of dependents we support in other countries? Think

Damn. That almost 200 million more. I'm gonna get a real good refund.
surfish1961 Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, May 17 2012, 9:28 AM EST
Joined: 01-27-2008
Posts: 7,346
And I don't remember if I wrote down the








NINE!!!!!!!!!








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kcramer Offline
#10 Posted: Sun, May 20 2012, 9:18 PM EST
Joined: 06-13-2011
Posts: 1,277
Lol...I might steal this joke.
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