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Obama’s Lit Agency Used 'Born in Kenya' Bio Until 2007 - Uh oh
DrafterX Offline
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there was a memo..?? Huh
teedubbya Offline
#102 Posted:
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
See?


That's where you and I differ...I read stuff people post up. It's nice to be informed. Also, I might learn something, alter a previous opinion or out and out change that position because I was wrong.

I can admit I don't know everything, but I'll read almost anything!


LMAO

ok

I don't cruise the skinhead sites either.... at some point after reading certain streams of info over time you start to discriminate (not a negative word)..... but its cool.... I'd rather just have you conviced that I don't want to expand my mind and you are really the objective open minded one....

signed - fencepost
teedubbya Offline
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DrafterX wrote:
there was a memo..?? Huh



yes but there must be a problem with the distribution list. sonny didn't get one either.

it looks like DMV and Fuzz did though, weird that they would be on the same list.... they must have something in common
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teedubbya wrote:
LMAO

ok

I don't cruise the skinhead sites either.... at some point after reading certain streams of info over time you start to discriminate (not a negative word)..... but its cool.... I'd rather just have you conviced that I don't want to expand my mind and you are really the objective open minded one....

signed - fencepost



Yeah, well I gave up reading about Sharpton and Jesse after the Duke lacrosse debacle too. We'll always have Selma.
teedubbya Offline
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
Yeah, well I gave up reading about Sharpton and Jesse after the Duke lacrosse debacle too. We'll always have Selma.


It is the same thing different side. You are correct.

nonsense is nonsense

now back to business... I heard Obama's "birth certificate" was really a fake printed on acid blotter.... I read it the internets
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teedubbya wrote:
It is the same thing different side. You are correct.

nonsense is nonsense

now back to business... I heard Obama's "birth certificate" was really a fake printed on acid blotter.... I read it the internets


I think I read the same!
DrMaddVibe Offline
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teedubbya wrote:
It is the same thing different side. You are correct.

nonsense is nonsense

now back to business... I heard Obama's "birth certificate" was really a fake printed on acid blotter.... I read it the internets



PRESENT!Applause
FuzzNJ Offline
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teedubbya wrote:
It is the same thing different side. You are correct.

nonsense is nonsense

now back to business... I heard Obama's "birth certificate" was really a fake printed on acid blotter.... I read it the internets


I see you've now switched to puns.
Sonnyf78 Offline
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Sonnyf78 wrote:
I think I read the same!




Sarcasm I forgot to add this to my last post.
teedubbya Offline
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Sonnyf78 wrote:
Sarcasm I forgot to add this to my last post.


words have meaning buddy
teedubbya Offline
#111 Posted:
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
PRESENT!Applause



In my buggs bunny voice

a present? for me? why you shouldn't have.
teedubbya Offline
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FuzzNJ wrote:
I see you've now switched to puns.


hot crossed puns are the best
Sonnyf78 Offline
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teedubbya wrote:
words have meaning buddy


I know, I know.
DrMaddVibe Offline
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teedubbya wrote:
In my buggs bunny voice

a present? for me? why you shouldn't have.



A nice warm nun on a spit fer ya!Gonz
teedubbya Offline
#115 Posted:
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I don't want nun of that
DrMaddVibe Offline
#116 Posted:
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We'll have nun of those cunning runts 'round here!
teedubbya Offline
#117 Posted:
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we agree on that!
DrMaddVibe Offline
#118 Posted:
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Setting up their little wooden bridges...nun o' dat I say!
teedubbya Offline
#119 Posted:
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boy I say boyyyyy what the hell are you talkin bout
HockeyDad Offline
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Le HockeyDad is outraged at the mocking he has received in this thread.

Fortunately French have short attention spans and I am now looking down my nose at all of you.
teedubbya Offline
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HockeyDad wrote:
Le HockeyDad is outraged at the mocking he has received in this thread.

Fortunately French Canadians have short attention spans and I am now looking down my hoser nose at all of you.


Mock
HockeyDad Offline
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My outrage knows no bounds.


...But I'm over it already. Flyover state mockage has no lasting power.
teedubbya Offline
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HockeyDad wrote:
My outrage knows no bounds.


...But I'm over it already. Flyover province mockage has no lasting power to us hosers eh.


mock
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Haaaaay mockarena Dancing
teedubbya Offline
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Fraud!

Hawaii sends Arizona verification of Obama's birth
by Yvonne Wingett Sanchez - May. 22, 2012 09:27 PM
The Republic | azcentral.com .
Arizona Secretary of State Ken Bennett said Tuesday night that he has received information from Hawaii that proves President Obama's American birth and satisfies Arizona's requirements for having the president on the upcoming election ballot.

A Hawaii official sent Bennett's office verification of birth for President Obama on Tuesday, according to both Bennett and Hawaii officials.

Bennett said the issue is now resolved from his point of view. He has cancelled a planned Wednesday news conference where he was expected to discuss the issue.

"I'm happy that we got what we asked for and that's what I was expecting all along," Bennett said Tuesday night.

Bennett made national news earlier this month when he asked Hawaii to verify Obama's birthplace to ensure the President is eligible to appear on Arizona's November ballot.

His decision reignited the simmering birther movement, though Bennett has said he doesn't associate with the birthers.

On Tuesday Joshua A. Wisch, special assistant to the attorney general in Hawaii, said the matter had been resolved.

"We have received information from Secretary Bennett that satisfied our requirement and has therefore provided his office with a verification of birth for President Obama," Wisch wrote in an email.

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Arpaio set to crack 'birther' coconut
72 commentsby Laurie Roberts - May. 23, 2012 12:00 AM
The Republic | azcentral.com
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"Birthers" rejoice!

For years, you have wandered in the wilderness, searching in vain for that ever-elusive evidence and the credibility that comes with actual elected officials willing to take up your quest for "truth."

Finally you have reached the promised land: Arizona, where these days lunacy is law.

Oh, who am I kidding? We've long been the land of crackpottery and conspiracy.

Remember Gov. Evan Mecham and his efforts to ward off laser beams from the eavesdropping attorney general and the newspaper? Remember the alien flyby exposed by the Phoenix Lights?

Remember when the TV weather guys went all Middle Eastern on us and started using the word "haboob"?

We in Arizona are nothing if not one giant teeming conspiracy theory.

So it seems only natural that we would take up this noble cause. We may not be the birthplace of the birther movement but where better than Arizona to take one final stand -- or leap, if you will, right over the edge?

And so our intrepid sheriff, Joe Arpaio -- not content with Secretary of State Ken Bennett's electoral probe -- has dispatched a deputy and his posse to Hawaii as part of his criminal investigation into the curious matter of Barack Obama's birth certificate.

Arpaio says his investigators showed up on Monday at the Hawaii Department of Health but couldn't get past the lobby.

Hawaii tells it a little differently.

"The two gentlemen who showed up at the State Department of Health yesterday and represented themselves as being from Maricopa County Sheriff's Office were not turned away," Joshua Wisch, special assistant to the Hawaii attorney general, wrote in an e-mail. "They met in a conference room with the deputy director of health and a deputy attorney general. ... The registrar was not available at the time, so his supervisor, the deputy director, took the time to meet with the gentlemen. The statutory process was explained at the meeting, and all publicly available documentation was provided."

Or as Arpaio puts it: "We were stonewalled."

Of course, Hawaii officials aren't going to just hand over the goods to America's self-styled toughest sheriff. Especially if they're in on the cover-up, as Arpaio clearly suspects.

"We feel that that document is a forgery," he said. "We're trying to figure out who did it. That's good police work."

In addition to storming the lobby, Arpaio says his island forces are developing "numerous investigative leads."

I don't imagine that it's an easy assignment. This is a complicated case that calls for sophisticated law-enforcement techniques, given those tricky Hawaiians with their website (hawaii.gov/health/vital-records/ obama.html) offering all publicly available documents.

"These include, among other things, press releases from both the past and present state directors of health verifying that they have personally seen and verified the president's birth records, as well as a link to the White House website where a copy of the certification of live birth is posted," Wisch wrote.

I'm certain Arpaio is not dropping it even after Hawaii provided verification of Obama's birth Tuesday night. Which is why I feel it incumbent upon all of us, as Arizonans, to assist in his efforts to wring out the truth now that we have boots on the ground -- or possibly flip-flops in the sand.

It's time, once and for all, to crack open this coconut and if these hardened Hawaiian criminals won't confess, then I offer up these suggestions:

1. Make them eat poi until they agree to talk, or at least let you out of the lobby.

2. Use our senior status as the 48th state and mount a campaign to dump their No. 50 butts out of the union.

3. Seize our signature memorial -- the USS Arizona -- and threaten to float it to San Diego. Assuming, that is, that Hawaii doesn't decide to cut it loose first.

4. Three words: Occupy King Kamehameha.

5. If else fails, call in the big gun. Enlist Arizona's governor to fire up The Finger and if a good wag doesn't do the job, simply deputize her and issue the order:

Book 'em, Jan-o.



Read more: http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/news/articles/2012/05/22/20120522roberts0523-arpaio-set-crack-birther-coconut.html#ixzz1vidHFIwQ
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Bennett's an idiot who has just killed his career. The wacky right will hate him now and he's already lost the respect of any rational person.
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Rolling my eyes in mockery.




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We need a rolling my eyes in mockery smiley..... Mellow
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and a scoff too!
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vette vette baby!

Washington (CNN) -- Dark theories about President Barack Obama's citizenship show no signs of fading away.

But "birthers," as those skeptics of Obama's heritage are known, no longer seem relegated to tinfoil hat fringes of American politics.

Instead, it's Republican members of Congress, elected officials and state party organizations -- in Arizona, Iowa and Florida -- that are responsible for the latest round of conspiracy-mongering. And the loose talk could cause a headache for Mitt Romney this election season.

The issue flared this week in Iowa, a closely watched electoral battleground, where the state GOP wrote a passage into its proposed party platform calling on presidential candidates to "show proof of being a natural-born citizen," beginning with the 2012 election.

Don Racheter, chairman of the Iowa Republican Party's platform committee, told Radio Iowa that the language was intentionally crafted as a "shot" at Obama.



Arpaio: Obama documents probably forged

N.C. candidate pushing birther theory

Romney aide: 'Cronyism doesn't work' "There are many Republicans who feel that Barack Obama is not a 'natural-born citizen' because his father was not an American when he was born and, therefore, feel that according to the Constitution he's not qualified to be president, should not have been allowed to be elected by the Electoral College or even nominated by the Democratic Party in 2008," Racheter said defiantly, even though the language may be tweaked at next month's Iowa GOP convention.

Birther theories vary.

Some argue Obama was born in Kenya, not Hawaii. Others, such as the one outlined in Iowa, focus on the fact that Obama's father was not a U.S. citizen, supposedly rendering his son ineligible for the Oval Office.

The Romney campaign would clearly prefer to focus on the economy and banish birth certificate talk to the "fever swamps" of the Internet, as Buzzfeed's Ben Smith recently labeled the sinister corners of the Web where conspiracy theories thrive.

Instead, birtherism is creeping more and more into the domain of GOP officialdom.

Fresh examples appear on a near-weekly basis, often in key battleground states, much to the delight of Democrats eager to distract voters from the troubled economy and tie Republican candidates to the extreme elements of their party.

Republican members of Congress in swing states such as Florida (Rep. Cliff Stearns), Colorado (Rep. Mike Coffman) and Missouri (Rep. Vicky Hartzler) have publicly raised questions about Obama's citizenship in recent weeks.

In North Carolina, the state GOP convention will be headlined next week by Donald Trump, whose 2011 crusade to unearth details about Obama's origins drew global attention and prompted the White House to release the president's long-form birth certificate.

The Romney campaign has since leveraged Trump as a campaign surrogate and fund-raiser.

Also in North Carolina, a state both campaigns are aggressively targeting, The Charlotte Observer recently retracted its endorsement of a Republican congressional candidate after he said he was "suspicious" of Obama's birth certificate.

In Arizona -- not quite a swing state, but one that national Democrats are nonetheless keeping an eye on -- Secretary of State Ken Bennett said last week that he may refuse to put the president on the ballot in November unless the state of Hawaii authenticates Obama's birth certificate.

Bennett, a co-chairman of Romney's Arizona campaign, said he was only doing so at the request of his constituents.

On Wednesday, Bennett said that he had received the necessary verification from Hawaiian officials. "They have complied with the request and I consider the matter closed."

'Other-ness': What Obama and Romney have in common

With the general-election fight between Obama and Romney now under way, and with both campaigns fighting for an increasingly tiny share of undecided and moderate voters, Republicans are expressing frustration and downright embarrassment that the issue won't just fade away.

"Birtherism is a fringe issue that's way out of the mainstream, and it's disturbing when you see people you ... have some level of respect for, whether it's members of Congress or even Donald Trump, falling into that category," said Steve Schmidt, one of Sen. John McCain's senior advisers in 2008. "In the middle of the electorate, people think it's bats--t crazy. The side that's seen flirting with it doesn't do themselves any favors."
GOP strategist Rob Johnson, a political adviser to Texas Gov. Rick Perry, called the ongoing questions about Obama's background "an unnecessary and unfortunate distraction."
"We need to continue our focus on the president's record and Gov. Romney's plans to get the country working again," Johnson said.

Both Romney and Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus, trying to keep the campaign focused on the slow-moving economic recovery, have rejected birther theories.

"I've been pretty clear now for over a year ... that this issue is a distraction," Priebus told CNN's John King on Tuesday night. "We have everything we have to have on this president."

Even the late conservative provocateur Andrew Breitbart -- whose eponymous website recently uncovered a 1991 brochure from Obama's literary agency claiming, inaccurately, that Obama was born in Kenya -- said "the birther thing" is "ridiculous."But the conspiracies continue to percolate and wiggle into the mainstream, raising the prospect that Romney will be asked about Obama's heritage by a voter at a town-hall meeting during the heat of the campaign, or about the latest local birther flap by a reporter in Nevada, Ohio or elsewhere.

McCain faced that uncomfortable situation repeatedly during his presidential campaign four years ago.

At one memorable October 2008 town hall in Minnesota, an elderly questioner called Obama "an Arab."

McCain reached for the microphone to correct the woman and defended Obama as "a decent family man."

The moment was one of many that threw McCain's campaign, then in its final sprint, wildly off-message.

"If 10% of your audience is primed to ask a crazy question, the risk of undermining your message is exceedingly high," said Schmidt, the former McCain adviser. "You can't turn over control of the campaign's message on stuff like this."

In an era in which the political media is eager to spotlight "outrage" and the "craziest stuff happening that day in the American public space," Schmidt said that Romney's tightly disciplined campaign team has to be careful about handing the town-hall microphone over to the conservative base.

"The reality is we live in very serious times," he said. "Mitt Romney is going to have to a strategic imperative to deliver an economic message every day. And every day he is not is a bad day for him."
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FuzzNJ wrote:
Bennett's an idiot who has just killed his career. The wacky right will hate him now and he's already lost the respect of any rational person.


So, he's just as kooky as you!Gonz
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