We should ban life jackets and other flotation devices. They only encourage risky behavior. The only 100% effective way to prevent drowning is total abstinence from going in the water.
And if you do,by chance, find yourself struggling with drowning, then no life-savmg or other procedure or act should be allowed to be administered. You got yourself into this mess; you have to live with the consequences.
You should see drowning as a gift.
You. there with the sunglasses! You're just asking for it.
Also,If you were forcibly pushed into the water, don't worry. It was a legitimate push1ng, your body will find a way to shut out all the water and survive the drowning.