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The End of an Empire
teedubbya Offline
#51 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
Stinkdyr wrote:
see my post:

http://www.cigarbid.com/...posts/625593/SECEDE-NOW


soon enough. one if by land, two if by sea...


fog


I think the rest the country would just give Texas one...the middle one

they really need to figure out how to losen the hat bands down there
HockeyDad Offline
#52 Posted:
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,208
Got a pocket full of sunshine!
teedubbya Offline
#53 Posted:
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Posts: 95,637
HockeyDad wrote:
Got a pocket full of sunshine!


And on the other side a full moon (with a few pox and stretchmarks)
DrMaddVibe Offline
#54 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,618
teedubbya wrote:
I don't need no stinkin plan. I have HOPE!



Well...don't bogart it! Pass it around!

We ALL need a little Hope. That is unless Hope is that little boy you make dress like a girl...nobody needs THAT!
teedubbya Offline
#55 Posted:
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
Well...don't bogart it! Pass it around!

We ALL need a little Hope. That is unless Hope is that little boy you make dress like a girl...nobody needs THAT!


That would be Pope although he is much cuter in his lil nazi outfit
DrMaddVibe Offline
#56 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,618
teedubbya wrote:
That would be Pope although he is much cuter in his lil nazi outfit



Hope...Pope...Rope...Dope...horse
tweoijfoi Offline
#57 Posted:
Joined: 09-22-2010
Posts: 395
As I read the original post, all I could think of was a two-year old crying, "Waaah. Waaaaah," throwing a tantrum, pounding their fists on the ground, while their mother watches them, a little embarrassed by them, a little pitying them.
TheUsualSuspect Offline
#58 Posted:
Joined: 06-25-2012
Posts: 4
“A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most benefits from the public treasury with the result that a democracy always collapses over loose fiscal policy, always followed by a dictatorship. The average age of the world's greatest civilizations has been 200 years.”
― Alexis de Tocqueville
victor809 Offline
#59 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
TheUsualSuspect wrote:
“A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most benefits from the public treasury with the result that a democracy always collapses over loose fiscal policy, always followed by a dictatorship. The average age of the world's greatest civilizations has been 200 years.”
― Alexis de Tocqueville


"Never trust quotes on the internet" - Abraham Lincoln

Hate to break it to you... and almost your first post too....

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/politics/2012/11/sorry-conservatives-de-tocqueville-did-not-call-2012-election/58839/
bloody spaniard Offline
#60 Posted:
Joined: 03-14-2003
Posts: 43,802
What's the big deal? It's about time we got off our high horse & lived like the rest of the world. What makes us any better?!?!Beer
Thank you, Hussein. You make me giddy with anticipation for what's ahead. Laugh



Now let's get back to the real important stuff- discussing Petraeus playing footsie.
HockeyDad Offline
#61 Posted:
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,208
Dead Frenchman quote outrage
teedubbya Offline
#62 Posted:
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odd that a fake quote from as the second post would be from a frenchman seemingly suggesting it is futile and we should all give up.

I now understand there is no hope (thanks LeHD) but I still get irony
DrMaddVibe Offline
#63 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,618
teedubbya wrote:
I now understand there is no hope (thanks LeHD) but I still get irony



You'll get NOTHING and LIKE IT!

Practice up on your scoffing!
Brewha Offline
#64 Posted:
Joined: 01-25-2010
Posts: 12,202
"So this is how democracy dies, with thunderous applause…”
- John Kerry


"What if the democracy we thought we were serving no longer exists, and the Republic has become the very evil we have been fighting to destroy?"
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
dpnewell Offline
#65 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2009
Posts: 7,491
Brewha wrote:
"So this is how democracy dies, with thunderous applause…”
- John Kerry


"What if the democracy we thought we were serving no longer exists, and the Republic has become the very evil we have been fighting to destroy?"
- Martin Luther King, Jr.


Wow, MLK must have been prophetic. It's like he was speaking to all Obama supporters on November 7th. Man, that's creepie.
Brewha Offline
#66 Posted:
Joined: 01-25-2010
Posts: 12,202
Seems that you too “have a dream”.
DrafterX Offline
#67 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,598
Floating down through the clouds
Memories come rushing up to meet me now.
But in the space between the heavens
and the corner of some foreign field
I had a dream.
I had a dream........... Sad
teedubbya Offline
#68 Posted:
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Owe - Abe Lincoln
Brewha Offline
#69 Posted:
Joined: 01-25-2010
Posts: 12,202
“Despite all my rage, I’m still just a rat in a cage”
- Abraham Lincoln
HockeyDad Offline
#70 Posted:
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,208
"Gettysburg? Where the hell is Gettyburg?" ~ Abraham Lincoln
Brewha Offline
#71 Posted:
Joined: 01-25-2010
Posts: 12,202
“Look me up at my Gettysburg address.”
- Abraham Lincoln
skillett Offline
#72 Posted:
Joined: 05-14-2012
Posts: 159
Based on 99% of responses to post and as I had anticipated, the age and educational level of posters seem to correlate. Sad.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#73 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,618
skillett wrote:
Based on 99% of responses to post and as I had anticipated, the age and educational level of posters seem to correlate. Sad.



Don't pout lil scout...turn that frown upside down!
HockeyDad Offline
#74 Posted:
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,208
skillett wrote:
Based on 99% of responses to post and as I had anticipated, the age and educational level of posters seem to correlate. Sad.



I thought your head would be bigger! It looks like a peanut!
DrafterX Offline
#75 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,598
Good-bye Max.
Good-bye Ma.
After the service when you're walking slowly to the car
And the silver in her hair shines in the cold November air
You hear the tolling bell
And touch the silk in your lapel
And as the tear drops rise to meet the comfort of the band
You take her frail hand
And hold on to the dream...... Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#76 Posted:
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Posts: 98,598
A place to stay
"Oi! A real one ..."
Enough to eat
Somewhere old heroes shuffle safely down the street
Where you can speak out loud
About your doubts and fears
And what's more no-one ever disappears
You never hear their standard issue kicking in your door.
You can relax on both sides of the tracks
And maniacs don't blow holes in bandsmen by remote control
And everyone has recourse to the law
And no-one kills the children anymore.
And no one kills the children anymore...... Sad


teedubbya Offline
#77 Posted:
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Posts: 95,637
You call yourself a Christian
I think that you're a hypocrite
You say you are a patriot
I think that you're a crock of ****

And listen, I love gasoline
I drink it every day
But it's getting very pricey
And who is going to pay
DrafterX Offline
#78 Posted:
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Posts: 98,598
ethanol sucks.... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#79 Posted:
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Posts: 95,637
Through the fish-eyed lens of tear stained eyes
I can barely define the shape of this moment in time
And far from flying high in clear blue skies
I'm spiraling down to the hole in the ground where I hide.

If you negotiate the minefield in the drive
And beat the dogs and cheat the cold electronic eyes
And if you make it past the shotgun in the hall,
Dial the combination, open the priesthole
And if I'm in I'll tell you what's behind the wall.

There's a kid who had a big hallucination
Making love to girls in magazines.
He wonders if you're sleeping with your new found faith.
Could anybody love him
Or is it just a crazy dream?

And if I show you my dark side
Will you still hold me tonight?
And if I open my heart to you
And show you my weak side
What would you do?
Would you sell your story to Rolling Stone?
Would you take the children away
And leave me alone?
And smile in reassurance
As you whisper down the phone?
Would you send me packing?
Or would you take me home?

Thought I oughta bare my naked feelings,
Thought I oughta tear the curtain down.
I held the blade in trembling hands
Prepared to make it but just then the phone rang
I never had the nerve to make the final cut.

"Hello? Listen, I think I've got it. Okay, listen its a HaHa!"
DrafterX Offline
#80 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,598
I think I need a beer..... Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#81 Posted:
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Posts: 98,598
Night after night
Going round and round my brain
His dream is driving me insane.
In the corner of some foreign field
The gunner sleeps tonight.
What's done is done.
We cannot just write off his final scene.
Take heed of his dream.
Take heed.......
Stinkdyr Offline
#82 Posted:
Joined: 06-16-2009
Posts: 9,948
dpnewell wrote:
Totally agree with you there, Jamie. Libertarians are the only hope this nation has, which I guess means there is no hope.



Bingo that!

Beer
teedubbya Offline
#83 Posted:
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You believed in their stories of fame, fortune and glory.
Now you're lost in a haze of alcohol soft middle age
The pie in the sky turned out to be miles too high.
And you hide, hide, hide,
Behind brown and mild eyes.

"Oi!"

teedubbya Offline
#84 Posted:
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Tell me true, tell me why, was Jesus crucified
Is it for this that Daddy died?
Was it for you? Was it me?
Did I watch too much T.V.?
Is that a hint of accusation in your eyes?
If it wasn't for the nips
Being so good at building ships
The yards would still be open on the clyde.
And it can't be much fun for them
Beneath the rising sun
With all their kids committing suicide.
What have we done, Maggie what have we done?
What have we done to England?
Should we shout, should we scream
"What happened to the post war dream?"
Oh Maggie, Maggie what have we done?
teedubbya Offline
#85 Posted:
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Posts: 95,637
**** all that we've got to get on with these
Gotta compete with the wily Japanese.
There's too many home fires burning
And not enough trees.
So **** all that
We've go to get on with these.

Can't stop
Lose job
Mind gone
Silicon
What bomb
Get away
Pay day
Make hay
Break down
Need fix
Big six
Clickity click
Hold on
Oh no
Brrrrrrrrrring bingo!

Make 'em laugh.
Make 'em cry.
Make 'em dance in the aisles.
Make 'em pay.
Make 'em stay.
Make'em feel ok.

Not nah John
We've got to get on with the film show.
Hollywood waits at the end of the rainbow.
Who cares what it's about
As long as the kids go?
Not now John
Got to get on with the show.

Hang on John we've got to get on with this.
I don't know what it is
But it fits on here like.....
Come at the end of the shift
We'll go and get pissed.
But now now John
I've got to get on with this.

Hold on John
I think there's something good on.
I used to read books but.....
It could be the news
Or some other abuse
Or it could be reusable shows.

**** all that we've got to get on with these
Got to compete with the wily Japanese.
No need to worry about the Vietnamese.
Got to bring the Russian Bear to his knees.
Well, maybe not the Russian Bear
Maybe the Swedes.
We showed Argentina
Now let's go and show these.
Make us feel tough
And wouldn't Maggie be pleased?
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah!

"s'cusi dove il bar
(What?)
se para collo pou eine toe bar
s'il vous plait ou est le bar
(...say it in English!...)
oi, where's the **** bar John?
(Oh, now you're talking!)"
Oh! Rule Britannia! Britannia rules the day
Down!
Go, Maggie!
Hammer, Hammer, Hammer, Hammer, now!
DrafterX Offline
#86 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,598
Whistle
Brewha Offline
#87 Posted:
Joined: 01-25-2010
Posts: 12,202
skillett wrote:
Based on 99% of responses to post and as I had anticipated, the age and educational level of posters seem to correlate. Sad.

One is responded to in accordance with ones fitness to post.
Brewha Offline
#88 Posted:
Joined: 01-25-2010
Posts: 12,202
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me.
(Galileo.) Galileo. (Galileo.) Galileo, Galileo figaro
Magnifico. I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me.
He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity.


- Abraham Lincoln
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