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Brewha Offline
#51 Posted: Mon, Mar 21 2016, 6:56 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
This looks like a job for Teddyballgame...


[title sequence]
Announcer: Faster than a sleeping bullet! More powerful than a loco borracho! Able to leap tall children in a single bound!

Voices: Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Teddyball!

Announcer: Yes, it's Teddyball, strange visitor from another planet, who came to Earth with powers and abilities far beneath those of mortal men.
Teddyball, who can change the course of mighty conversations, bend logic in his bare hands, and who, disguised as Tailgater, mild-mannered beer drinker for a great metropolitan newspaper, fights a never-ending battle for opinion, just-us and the Amerikan way.






Sorry - could not help myself....
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#52 Posted: Mon, Mar 21 2016, 7:05 PM EST
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Brewha wrote:
[title sequence]
Announcer: Faster than a sleeping bullet! More powerful than a loco borracho! Able to leap tall children in a single bound!

Voices: Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Teddyball!

Announcer: Yes, it's Teddyball, strange visitor from another planet, who came to Earth with powers and abilities far beneath those of mortal men.
Teddyball, who can change the course of mighty conversations, bend logic in his bare hands, and who, disguised as Tailgater, mild-mannered beer drinker for a great metropolitan newspaper, fights a never-ending battle for opinion, just-us and the Amerikan way.






Sorry - could not help myself....


hehehehe
teedubbya Offline
#53 Posted: Mon, Mar 21 2016, 7:08 PM EST
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Anyone else think Cruz might be gay? He sure looks and acts it.
Brewha Offline
#54 Posted: Mon, Mar 21 2016, 7:20 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Anyone else think Cruz might be gay? He sure looks and acts it.

I heard he pleasures himself with his feet.

Them uses them to eat a banana....
MACS Offline
#55 Posted: Mon, Mar 21 2016, 7:43 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Anyone else think Cruz might be gay? He sure looks and acts it.


If Cruz is gay, that isn't why I wouldn't vote for him. Just wanna clear that hurdle before it gets any taller.
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#56 Posted: Mon, Mar 21 2016, 7:46 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
If Cruz is gay, then I've got dibs on him. Just wanna clear that hurdle before it gets any taller.


Now THAT'S how you do a FIFY.
MACS Offline
#57 Posted: Mon, Mar 21 2016, 7:54 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Now THAT'S how you do a FIFY.


Yeah, there are too many Texans with a man crush on him already. They're all armed, so I'll just continue enjoying my heterosexual relationship with my beautiful wife. I don't want no trouble, ya hear?
Brewha Offline
#58 Posted: Mon, Mar 21 2016, 7:56 PM EST
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I didn't know Cruz was gay. When did he come out?

Ooow - bet his wife isn't surprised.....
teedubbya Offline
#59 Posted: Mon, Mar 21 2016, 8:20 PM EST
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I hear he's a catcher
Brewha Offline
#60 Posted: Mon, Mar 21 2016, 8:32 PM EST
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In the rye???





Oh, this is that starfish thing again.....
tailgater Offline
#61 Posted: Mon, Mar 21 2016, 9:43 PM EST
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How did brewha know I'm mild mannered?
teedubbya Offline
#62 Posted: Mon, Mar 21 2016, 10:20 PM EST
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Maybe it's your limp wrist
victor809 Offline
#63 Posted: Mon, Mar 21 2016, 11:11 PM EST
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Still trying to get around the cbid censorship of p3nis eh tw?
teedubbya Offline
#64 Posted: Tue, Mar 22 2016, 12:32 AM EST
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Nah. If they are scared of the serpent it's totally understandable.
tailgater Offline
#65 Posted: Tue, Mar 22 2016, 9:30 AM EST
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That wasn't my wrist.
frankj1 Offline
#66 Posted: Tue, Mar 22 2016, 12:10 PM EST
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those aren't pillows
tailgater Offline
#67 Posted: Tue, Mar 22 2016, 3:52 PM EST
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Now you're getting cheeky.
teedubbya Offline
#68 Posted: Tue, Mar 22 2016, 4:07 PM EST
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Frank and TG seem to know each other intimately.
teedubbya Offline
#69 Posted: Tue, Mar 22 2016, 4:08 PM EST
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According to Senator McCarthy/Cruz we are doing an economic boycott of Belgium right now.
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#70 Posted: Tue, Mar 22 2016, 4:23 PM EST
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Press secretary says shelter in place.
ZRX1200 Offline
#71 Posted: Tue, Mar 22 2016, 4:27 PM EST
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Kasich said he'd send a strongly worded letter and have his dad not deliver their mail.
ZRX1200 Offline
#72 Posted: Tue, Mar 22 2016, 4:28 PM EST
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Barry's gonna blame congress.
ZRX1200 Offline
#73 Posted: Tue, Mar 22 2016, 4:29 PM EST
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Hill D O double GG is gonna blame Trump.
teedubbya Offline
#74 Posted: Tue, Mar 22 2016, 6:25 PM EST
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Trump wants to torture Cruz. Oddly I'm ok with that. Cruz is going to stop blowing his boyfriend for a week and only take it in the bum. His version of a boy cot. Both are already blaming obammy.

Bill is going to air drop pictures of hilldog throughout the Middle East to drive every living being out.
Brewha Offline
#75 Posted: Tue, Mar 22 2016, 6:36 PM EST
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Yes, the truthyness is coming to the thread.....


I feel the TRUTH!!!
frankj1 Offline
#76 Posted: Tue, Mar 22 2016, 8:09 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Frank and TG seem to know each other intimately.

you make it sound so ugly
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