Earlier, my election partner, Victor made a statement that I wanted to expand on about the massive waves of illegal noobs.
They post competitor references, they ask about cello on or off, they take things literally and they commit the most heinous and diabolical offense ever, they steal our posts. We have found that these noobs cross over illegally from another website, Puff. Worst yet, we've had a number of incidents regard Frank's former running partner, Hank_the_Tank; fortunately, and I do mean fortunately, his crimes were so great that he has been deported back to Canada.
Enough is enough, this reign of terror must end! If I am elected we will build a glorious wall! It will be a great wall made with metal and fire. Our "firewall" will protect us so that we never have to deal with Hank again and we will get the funds directly from the noobs who crossed over illegally. Yep, that's right, I spoke with Puff and they were not happy. We will make them pay for the wall!