You know what???
This is the type of story ^^^ that "frosts my AZZ...TOTALLY"
To the P.H.U.Q.I.N.G MAX!!!!
IN SEPT. 2012, I REPORT A TERRORIST THREAT TO
THE FBI THAT SAVES HARRISBURG PA FROM A REAL DIRTY BOMB EXPLOSION BY 30 AFNATS, 10 SAUDIS AND
1 6'8" SCARY AZZ EGYPTIAN MUDDERFUCKER...
I SAVE THOUSANDS OF CIVILIAN LIVES, THE ENTIRE CAPITAL OF PENNSYLVANIA, BILLIONS ( IF NOT TRILLIONS) IN PROPERTY VALUE, AND THE ENTIRE CHESAPEAKE BAY WATERSHED AND THE CHESAPEAKE BAY ITSELF FROM RADIOACTIVE CONTAMINATION FOR CENTURIES....
THEN THE FBI, JSOC, & WHOEVER ELSE SWOOP DOWN AND KILL THE TERRORISTS, PREVENT THE DIRTY BOMB FROM GOING OFF....THREATEN EVERY COP, POLITICIAN AND HILTON HOTEL EMPLOYEE WITH DEATH and their guaranteed families demise TO KEEP THEIR MOUTHS SHUT AND NEVER SAY A WORD ABOUT THIS ENTIRE RAID THAT WAS NEVER RELEASED TO THE AMERICAN PRESS OR PUBLIC....
THEN THE COWARD FBI-SSG FELON PRICKS
GANGSTALK MY SORRY AZZ FOR 5 FREAKIN YEARS AND TRY TO KILL ME ( IN VARIOUS WAYS) OVER 7 FREAKIN TIMES, STEAL A $MILLION ++ FROM MY HUT, TRY AND FRAME ME INTO FALSE CRIMES I HAD ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH.....BUT THEY FAIL...BECAUSE I AM WAY SMARTER AND BETTER AT THIS STUFF THAN THEY ARE...
NOW, Obama is in office this whole freakin' timeline...
He and COMEY ARE IN CAHOOTS LIKE BED BUGS TO KILL
ME...WHY?? I DONT GET IT?
^^^ and during this time...
THEY ARE HELPING HEZBOLLAH RUN DRUGS AND WEAPONS TO KILL ISRAELIS???
WHAT THE P.H.U.Q.? IS WRONG WITH THIS STORY?
I SAY EVERYTHING IS SO WRONG IT IS FREAKIN
"UPSIDE DOWN BIZARRO WORLD"..... and I'm the guy their trying to kill ???? THE GUY WHO SAVED ALL OF CENTRAL, PA FROM A NUCLEAR DISASTER?
YOU 2 STUPID "****GOOTT DUECE AND 7 FOOT FREAKOID FELON MURDERING FBI HEAD DUMB SHIITBAGS"...YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE KILLING HEZBOLLAH DRUG DEALING AND GUN RUNNING TERRORISTS...NOT SOME UNEMPLOYED GUY GETTING A DIVORCE WHOSE LIFE IS IN THE TOILET AND POSES YOU ABSOLUTELY NO THREAT AT ALL YET HAS THE TALENT AND WHERE WITH ALL to spot the biggest threat to America since 911 that you douche bags knew nothing about and I HANDED it to you on a SILVER P.H.U.Q.I.N.G. PLATTER...?
Cut me a p.h.u.q.i.n. HUSK...
THEN, I OUT THE BIGGEST SPY IN NSA HISTORY RIGHT UNDER YOUR NOSES ( ANDRE' THE GIANT)...
THEN I EXPOSE THE TWO BIGGEST SPYS IN LANCASTER COUNTY ( THE EX-DAIRY OWNERS) WHO INFILTRATED THE NSA AND YOU DONT ARREST THEM?
THEN I OUT DOUBLE AGENT "AGENT BREAK COVER" IN LEWISBURG, PA WHO GAVE AWAY YOUR ENTIRE H.R. DEPT EMPLOYEE RECORDS ON A WWII MICRO DOT...
THEN I GIVE YOU ON A SILVER PLATER "THE EXTON, PA"
"YOU KNOW WHO AND WHAT HE DID ABOVE RT. 80" GUY AND YOU DONT ARREST HIM EITHER???
YOU P.H.U.Q.S. OWE ME ...
BIG TIME...
I'VE SOLVED MORE CRIMES FOR YOU THAN ANYONE UNDER YOUR EMPLOY SINCE HOOVER STARTED YOUR
ORGANIZATION...
YOUR ALL A BUNCH OF FLUNKY PUZZIES.