I'll leave the op for opel, but for stickboy, coming in here, green as a noob in a van by the river... obviously has a thing for phalic objects thus the name he gave himself. Obviously a well thought out name as his love for said phalic objects are as real as what he does with said phalic objects... therefore, I think for the first time in history a noob has came before us (and probably after us) with the a name worthy of keeping... therefore noob, we will honor your hard work and dedication to long firm objects and refer to you by your self given name. Welcome to the asylum stickboy.