I'm shocked. SHOCKED, I tell you....
Been working OT to squirrel away some money for a bit of an extravagant present for my wife. Took her to the Louis Vuitton store in San Diego and told her to pick out the bag she wanted (within a limit I gave her) and she balked. She sounded like ME for a minute...
She said, "No honey, I don't want you to spend that much on a bag. I'm just gonna put my crap in it."
Well okay, then... here's double your normal Christmas shopping money!! Buy me sumpin' nice!