Kerrrrrrrr-PLUNK!!!
THAT IS SO WRONG...
climbing a wall in the waining months of pregnancy...
Did the umbilical cord reach the entire way down?
Did the bambino look like a "shake and bake" drum stick after rolling in the sand?
Or did the cord "snap back" like a bungi cord or a yo-yo?
I think DRAFTER smacked it back over with a vintage old wooden 1950's Slazenger tennis racket he carries in his trunk to hit flying bats in the desert...