bgz wrote:Probably be better to get to the source of the problem... biological life tends to kill each other, the world would be better off if we just nuke this rock and be done with it.
A more sublime approach might be to employ social Darwinism:
Take the warning labels off bleach, and add the friendly phrase “For the whitest teeth ever”.
Offer free matches with any gasoline purchase.
Here is a winner; free six pack of beer with every box of shot gun shells.
I reckon things would sort themselfs our in quick order.....