I think Frank started to read the post and it caused a brain aneurysm to pop and his left eyeball fell out. My left nut hit the floor. I did copy and paste in google translate. What it said was. "WTF and Hell naw try Yahoo."
It reminded me of those Diamond commercials. You know the one that each year their saying would change.
Diamonds... A girl's best friend.
Diamonds... They will leave her breathless.
Then I was waiting on the next one to say...
Diamonds, That will shut her the Fug up!
Somebody hurry up and send this boy a cigar covered in glitter PLEASE!
Seriously FruFru dude if you really like Gurkhas keep with em but if you have not figured it out yet here is the deal. Even the best looking woman in the world can have rotten puzy. When you get your first curly hair, you will realize it is not all about the glitter and glam. A true cigar smoker does not judge a cover by its book. Presentation is nice no doubt but do not let that be the deciding factor on your cigar purchase. The quality of your cigar is what impresses the grownups not how sissy pretty the band is. Well, unless you hang around with idiots and snowflakes. If so, I can get you a box of black & milds and I will put some unicorn spit on them for you so you can impress the millennials.
Remember the old saying, "You can't put lipstick on a pig" which is exactly what Gurkha has done .