Speyside wrote:I bought a box of condoms earlier today. The cashier asked if I'd like a bag. I said "nah, I'll just turn the lights off."
Funny.
I bought a box of condoms earlier today as well.
The cashier said "that will be $10.60".
I said "but the sign said 10 bucks".
She said "you gotta add tax".
I said "But I thought they stayed on by themselves"