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Worst CBid cigar...
delarob Offline
#51 Posted:
Joined: 06-28-2001
Posts: 5,318
Backwoods.

But what else are you going to smoke if you are a reenactor?
[email protected] Offline
#52 Posted:
Joined: 01-25-2002
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I also vote the Lone Wolf as the worst ...

- the Sportsman's Reserve is (IMHO) an excellent everyday smoke ... but the key to that is aging them for about 3 months in a tightly controlled environment ... I've got many now with plume on them and it seems to me that the more you age them - the spicier they get ... could be my taste buds are just getting accustomed to my wallet though .. LOL

I'm going to be putting some 'hard to get' sticks in for aging shortly ... I'll send a few out to get some inputs from them - but so far the Monte #2's seem to be TOP with the 898's running a close second.

Jim
qmechanics Offline
#53 Posted:
Joined: 09-06-2002
Posts: 1,269
Have you ever tried a Thomas Hinds Vintage? Though Lone Wolfs are not good the Hinds vintage collection (yes this maybe hard to believe )is far worse.
Try Andy Warhol ,Bad Frogs,and Predator for simlar sickening experiences.
jgjam Offline
#54 Posted:
Joined: 05-16-2002
Posts: 909
A couple of years ago I bought a bundle of Hugo Cassar Mexican robustos.... One never finished smoke later and I gave the whole bundle to another guy at work. He said that he enjoyed them... but then again he usually only buys Swishers... LOL!

John
cooksta2 Offline
#55 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2002
Posts: 509
I have been trying to decide which is more horrible, the Andy warhol or the Maya reserve torpedo. Either way, after attempting to finish one of each they became fertilizer in my back yard
Cavallo Offline
#56 Posted:
Joined: 01-05-2004
Posts: 2,796
i gotta say, it cracks me up to look around at some well-known cigar vendors (online, catalog) who really pitch some of these cigars like they were the best thing since cubans. lol

reading one while sitting on "the throne," awhile back i remember thinking, "wow, these lone wolf cigars must really be something great!" DOH!

i've never had one (and this is not an attempt to get any, btw!), and at the time all cigars looked about equal to me -- what did i know? -- so it just seemed like with THAT much attention focused on them, they were some kind of rare bird!
grond Offline
#57 Posted:
Joined: 06-07-2003
Posts: 738
Cigars International gives a glowing description of Havana Royale. I bought a fiver on CBid and almost choked on the first one. I have since pawned the other four off on an unsuspecting son-in-law who thinks they are great.

Second nomination goes to Montague (any size).

Third nomination goes to Blender's Gold

All three of these are yard trash. :)
Da-Glyde Offline
#58 Posted:
Joined: 10-25-2003
Posts: 892





THE CIGARS THAT YOU PAY TOO MUCH FOR BY OVERBIDDING!! THEY TEND NOT TO TASTE AS GOOD



GIG'EM,

Dan
infiniterapture Offline
#59 Posted:
Joined: 07-03-2003
Posts: 146
I think i have been blessed to not have a "worst CBid cigar" All the bad ones i have had were unbanded ones made in little cigar shops. The worse i have had from here i would probably have to say the Montague which only tastes like cardboard with a hint of tobaccoo to me. In fact i think its the only cigar where i can honestly say that "I have detected a hint of *insert flavor here*" of :)
emorgan Offline
#60 Posted:
Joined: 09-25-2003
Posts: 6
I personally love the Pirates Gold! If you are a fan of Puros Indios, you will too.
rweyant Offline
#61 Posted:
Joined: 04-13-2003
Posts: 41
the Thomas Hinds I smoked tasted like someones dog had marked them as theirs. Incredibly bad cigars.
jluv97 Offline
#62 Posted:
Joined: 11-20-2002
Posts: 24
Lars Tetens Knock-offs taste like they were dipped in furniture polish.
Liz62803 Offline
#63 Posted:
Joined: 01-21-2004
Posts: 2,921
if you have any dog rockets you would like to get rid of please read the Dog Rockets Adoption Service thread :-)

I will have to keep Pirates Gold in mind for I like Puros Indios!
cockyhoskins Offline
#64 Posted:
Joined: 11-13-2003
Posts: 200
Beyond those already mentioned, one of the worst I have had is the new Fighting ****! I have several boxes of the old original Fighting **** that went out with the boom. They were pretty good cigars and with age are even better. Being a Gamecock fan, I smoke them during **** sporting events, such as tailgating. I was pleasantly surprised when I saw Cbid stocking the new Fighting ****. I bought 7 boxes before even tasting. Sad to say they are terrible. Unfortunately, it is a tradition I can't break and I will have to endure at least one on Saturdays!
jackconrad Offline
#65 Posted:
Joined: 06-09-2003
Posts: 67,461
try a flor de todo same basic cigar as puros but cheaper. I LOVE these !!!!!
MACS Offline
#66 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,779
Dudes and dudettes, Go to www.astogie4u.com and try the 7 year aged Robusto. It is the best cigar I have ever smoked, including many cubans. It is a bit pricey at $13.95 a pop, but OMG are they delicious. This joint is in San Fran where my ship visited in October. Call them and tell them you are military and you get a 10% discount.
Ridgerunner65 Offline
#67 Posted:
Joined: 07-04-2003
Posts: 236
Thanks cockyhoskins for the heads-up on the "new" FC! Yes, the original Phillipine version, although not for everyone, was OK. Name stays the same, beware...
MACS Offline
#68 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,779
Sorry all, As usual the dumbass here didn't read the "rules and regs" before posting. I'll refrain from rule breaking in the future.
SKS Offline
#69 Posted:
Joined: 01-18-2004
Posts: 15
This is a useful thread. Wish I'd seen it before I bid on a fiver of Ras Tafari. It'll be here next week. Guess I'll bury it in the coolerdor. And I've got a Thomas Hinds that came in a gift. Now I'm afraid of it.
CWFoster Offline
#70 Posted:
Joined: 12-12-2003
Posts: 5,414
SKS, don't write off those Ras Tafaris until you smoke at least one., They're not going to make you swear off of Exodus Golds, but they are one of my go-to daily gars! Others that I fit in that category are Puros Indios, Morro Castles, and Free Cubas. Not the greatest, but goodn yard/fishing gars!
Da-Glyde Offline
#71 Posted:
Joined: 10-25-2003
Posts: 892
MACS(SW),

not to dis that website, but it looks really bad. Cheap cigar lighters that you can get for less than 7.00 each they want 50.00!!! If you say the cigars are good i may try one but the prices are out of this world. ALso they say

""Italian binder............
70% of all the tobacco grown in Italy is used for the making of Cuban cigars.""


I wouldn’t count on that, Cuban cigars are unique for two main reasons. First the tobacco itself is unlike anything grown anyplace else.

Second, Cuban cigars have never been blended: they only contain Cuban tobacco.

Cuba has several growing regions with different soil, minerals and water that produce leafs with different characteristics. Cuban cigars might contain tobacco blended from many of these regions, but they won’t contain tobacco grown outside Cuba.


GIG'EM,

Dan
jackconrad Offline
#72 Posted:
Joined: 06-09-2003
Posts: 67,461
Continue..
DrafterX Offline
#73 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,551
MACS wrote:
Sorry all, As usual the dumbass here didn't read the "rules and regs" before posting. I'll refrain from rule breaking in the future.




noobs.... Not talking Not talking Not talking Not talking
DrMaddVibe Offline
#74 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,431
Those were the days!


RIP TOny!
rah0785 Offline
#75 Posted:
Joined: 01-26-2011
Posts: 946

.....of the 450 or so Cigar Bid lines I have sampled this year, only two were 'UNSMOKEABLE'. Either had HORRIBLE construction which lead to an awful draw, or rapper flaking, and other stuff like that were,

HESITANT PIRATE

&

DON ELIAS

......their are a few 'shady looking' lines I have not tried and probably never will like RAJIS UMTIMELY DEMISE, DARK SHARK, & HAVANA CLASSICO.

....all the rest were smokeable and would be just a matter of the smokers preferences.

delta1 Offline
#76 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,788
450 cigars in about 17 days...you might be smoking too fast dude, or are you only puffing the feet?
kharzhak Offline
#77 Posted:
Joined: 10-29-2008
Posts: 1,825
Pirate's Gold gave me white hair!
rah0785 Offline
#78 Posted:
Joined: 01-26-2011
Posts: 946
delta1 wrote:
450 cigars in about 17 days...you might be smoking too fast dude, or are you only puffing the feet?


.....I don't follow what you mean? This year, since January.
rah0785 Offline
#79 Posted:
Joined: 01-26-2011
Posts: 946
Cavallo wrote:
okay, someone tell me what the pirate's gold are like, coz i've been wanting to pick up a fiver.


.....after you let them air out for a few weeks they are a mild Connecticut cigar. If you like flavor you will not like them. If you like mild cigars, they are a good option to smoke in between your Angelenos 2010 and San Cristobal Elegancia's.
DaQueenBeez Offline
#80 Posted:
Joined: 01-26-2007
Posts: 20,837
Oh the heartbreak! People throwing away Bad Frogs...

I looked for 2 years and never could track one down... wanted to ship one to the lilgreenfrog, just on principle. Now I know where they all went! WASTED!
DrMaddVibe Offline
#81 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,431
rah0785 wrote:
.....after you let them air out for a few weeks they are a mild Connecticut cigar. If you like flavor you will not like them. If you like mild cigars, they are a good option to smoke in between your Angelenos 2010 and San Cristobal Elegancia's.



As much as I would really like Tony to reply to your post. He isn't going to. He passed away after a traffic accident. He lost his wife (at impact) and he was in critical for quite some time. Tony was an amazing brother that helped propel the giving you see here on these boards.

RIP Tony.
dpnewell Offline
#82 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2009
Posts: 7,491
rah0785 wrote:
.....I don't follow what you mean? This year, since January.


This is 2012. You said you smoked 450 cigar lines THIS year. That would mean since 1/1/2012. What you meant to say was that you smoked 450 cigar lines in the PAST year (since January '11.) Got it?
rah0785 Offline
#83 Posted:
Joined: 01-26-2011
Posts: 946
DrMaddVibe wrote:
As much as I would really like Tony to reply to your post. He isn't going to. He passed away after a traffic accident. He lost his wife (at impact) and he was in critical for quite some time. Tony was an amazing brother that helped propel the giving you see here on these boards.

RIP Tony.


.......very sad. I am sure he was a decent fellow.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#84 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,431
Operation From The Heart was born from him.

He was a very generous BOTL and it was my pleasure to have known him. Our conversations through email were something that I'll always remember fondly about this site. His death had this site mourning. Others took his dream and ran with it BIGTIME!

This is a very special plcae on the interwebs.

Oh, sure we joke and kid and the jackassery runs rampant but we celebrate births, weddings, mourn family/pets passing, help out when natural disasters hit and just about everything inbetween.

This place is BONE-A-FIDE.

Stick around.
BLISTER Offline
#85 Posted:
Joined: 11-24-2003
Posts: 1,798
I did couple of trades with Cavallo. It's always chilling to see his posts getting topped.

Pretty cool to see SteveR's posts too, although I get to read his antics elsewhere
BTW, my vote is for Thomas Hinds. What a piece of sh#t they were, all three of them
ZRX1200 Offline
#86 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,606
MACS getting schooled!

Haha...funny!
BDS12 Offline
#87 Posted:
Joined: 09-08-2010
Posts: 1,740
DrMaddVibe wrote:
Operation From The Heart was born from him.

He was a very generous BOTL and it was my pleasure to have known him. Our conversations through email were something that I'll always remember fondly about this site. His death had this site mourning. Others took his dream and ran with it BIGTIME!

This is a very special plcae on the interwebs.

Oh, sure we joke and kid and the
runs rampant but we celebrate births, weddings, mourn family/pets passing, help out when natural disasters hit and just about everything inbetween.

This place is BONE-A-FIDE.
Stick around.


+1 Tony sounds like he was a great guy!!



My yuck vote goes for PI's
niteorday Offline
#88 Posted:
Joined: 02-29-2004
Posts: 4,209
fog fighting ****..............ewww




cant believe edited even tho sold here
ZRX1200 Offline
#89 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,606
Goes to show the sveeds hate côçk....
dlandri21 Offline
#90 Posted:
Joined: 07-31-2010
Posts: 334
Brocatus churchill
Rclay Offline
#91 Posted:
Joined: 10-30-2006
Posts: 1,813
Worst tasting-------Blue Label Series B. Terrible taste and horrible construction

Best cigar with bad flaw------Gran Habano 2002. Bought a box from CBID and the Sticks were all so tightly banded that they had a quarter inch indent the shape of the band. Barely serviceable as they eventually developed major wrapper issues.
engletl Offline
#92 Posted:
Joined: 12-26-2000
Posts: 26,493
DrMaddVibe wrote:
Operation From The Heart was born from him.

He was a very generous BOTL and it was my pleasure to have known him. Our conversations through email were something that I'll always remember fondly about this site. His death had this site mourning. Others took his dream and ran with it BIGTIME!

This is a very special plcae on the interwebs.

Oh, sure we joke and kid and the jackassery runs rampant but we celebrate births, weddings, mourn family/pets passing, help out when natural disasters hit and just about everything inbetween.

This place is BONE-A-FIDE.

Stick around.


Yes mad props to Tony for starting OpFTH along with smitty22

RIP Tony
pdxstogieman Offline
#93 Posted:
Joined: 10-04-2007
Posts: 5,219
Charlie wrote:
I find this interesting, but I think the worst I have had was when they did the closeout on the Hamilton House Coronas. They were horrible and had a cheap bordello perfume/bathroom spray smell. Not even a yard smoke.



Charlie


LFMFAO. I thought I was the only sucker who'd ever bought those sub-dogrocket turds. They were indeed horrific. The "tobacco" was weirdly discolored, looked like moldy, dried maple leaves and the taste was unmentionable. These are what I would imagine POW's in Japanese slave labor camps in WWII would be reduced to smoking. George Hamilton should be forced to smoke whatever supply of them remains.
pdxstogieman Offline
#94 Posted:
Joined: 10-04-2007
Posts: 5,219
Those who are tempted to spelunk in the nether spaces of the handmade cigar world and need assistance in discerning the merely awful from the truly wretched may wish to consult this site which reviews many sticks offered on this august site.

http://crapnetwork.com/crapcigar/
Abrignac Offline
#95 Posted:
Joined: 02-24-2012
Posts: 17,278
grizzly wrote:
diesel corrosion it si like smoking dry grass from the yard.


Probably tastes like some weed I sold back in the day.
borndead1 Offline
#96 Posted:
Joined: 11-07-2006
Posts: 5,216
I got a fiver of a cigar called Bermudez on here many years ago. They weren't even wrapped in cellophane. It was straight up plastic. They tasted like a turd dipped in turpentine.
24132413 Offline
#97 Posted:
Joined: 01-25-2017
Posts: 556
BigGrin BigGrin BigGrin BigGrin BigGrin
I've never even heard of most of these blends and I thought I sampled just about everything. As far as a well known cigar maker the WORST stogie I can recall where ALL 5 were horrible was the CARLOS TORANO NOVENTA MADURO TORPEDO (6.5" x 54). Horrible draw on all, horrible one sided burn down to half way through on all, and totally NO FLAVOR whatsoever. It was HORRIBLE.

It surpassed the original WORST blend I smoked from which was the PLEIADES 'CRUZEROS' CONNECTICUT ALDEBRAN (8.5" x 50) way back when. Was labeled 'Cruzeros" but was supposed to be Pleiades of France. It tasted like rotting, moldy, damp tobacco.

As far as CURRENT GARBAGE offered here that I have wasted $ on are Gran Habano Vintage 2006, Rocky Patel Cargo, Puros Indios Viejo, and Gurkha Park Avenue Habano. All offer generic crappy flavor. Cursing Cursing Cursing
Pudding Mittens Offline
#98 Posted:
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You know the stick is a piece of dog schitt when the desc writeup starts with something along the lines of, "Look, this cigar ain't gonna win any awards anytime soon, and it ain't high tea at the Ritz, BUT..." followed by words like "knockaround", "serviceable", "everyday", etc.

Translation to English: "This is garbage.""
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