CelticBomber wrote:I survived! I SURVIVED! The great and all powerful Flying Spaghetti Monster saw fit to spare me. Unfortunately I had to eat my oldest... I was in no shape to run to the store for food and my wife is Jewish. Allow me to paint the picture, she uses the phone to cook "Hello takeout?" and she burns ice cream just by scooping it. Her favorite wine is "I wanna go to Miami!" My wife,s cooking is so bad the flies pitched in to fix the screens. No Respect I tell ya....
Will hit the post office today boys. These boxes are ridiculously heavy for some reason.
I was actually really starting to worry my friend. Uh, about you, not the cigars.
Seriously, glad to hear you're well. Welcome back. Take it easy, and beware, Flying spaghetti Monster season may be over, not now the Great Pumpkin "spice" monster is rearing it's ugly head. Stay Low.
V