If smoking marijuana causes short term memory loss, what does smoking marijuana do?
So this panda walks into a bar and orders a nice meal. When the waiter comes to fill his water glass the panda pulls a gun and shoots him. The head chef comes out of the kitchen and asks the panda why he did that. The panda simply says "Because I am a Panda." And then he leaves. So the chef googles pandas and google says that pandas "eats, shoots, and leaves."
People are usually shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.
A G, B-flat, and a D walk into a bar and sit down.
Bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve minors."
Not the best this week but it's all I've got.