As Mark Harmon's Nazi doppelgänger, he's very particular about how he acquires his smokes.
He doesn't want to go to a retail site. He wants to get them here at a cigar auction site.
He wants the cigars that are on auction, but he doesn't want to wait for the auction to end.
And he doesn't want to have to bid on the cigars that are on auction.
He just wants to buy them at retail. But not at a retail site.
As if the cigars were not really on auction. Which they are.
I mean sure, it seems like he's a complete moron, but he's actually just unique.
And I am willing to bend the rules here to accommodate such a discriminating individual.
Vonharmon, just PM me your credit card info and your preferred smokes, and I'll take care of it.
No hassles, I gotchya covered.
And perhaps the rest of you guys can learn to be a little more accommodating.
A little kindness goes a long way...