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Whistlebritches Offline
#2801 Posted: Sat, Jun 12 2021, 10:29 PM EST
Joined: 04-23-2006
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tonygraz wrote:
I'm out - still can't get on the internet with my own wifi, was hoping to get on to see you dance.



Damnit if I'd known you were on Tony I'd have showed.I know just how much you enjoy time with Archie Bunker
BuckyB93 Offline
#2802 Posted: Sun, Jun 13 2021, 4:16 AM EST
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Posts: 14,561
Somehow I spent the night with Celtic. He was easy on me thou. Only cost me $89.99. But he says I have to learn guitar for the next visit.
CelticBomber Offline
#2803 Posted: Sun, Jun 13 2021, 4:20 AM EST
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Holt crap! It took me 4 hours to convince Bucky to spend $90 and shut the hell up! I'm losing my mojo...
bgz Offline
#2804 Posted: Sun, Jun 13 2021, 9:32 AM EST
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Soft... pretty sure I coulda got $120 out of him... but I was tired.
rfenst Offline
#2805 Posted: Sun, Jun 13 2021, 10:14 AM EST
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Posts: 40,006
Good time last night. Fights were good. Company was better, (but my wife's was the best). Headed out early when the fights ended on TV to hook up- before she went to sleep. I had eaten two 30mg cookies and two bong hits did me in. Thank you, Celtic, for your narrative about how stoned I was when I left. See you all next week!
CelticBomber Offline
#2806 Posted: Sun, Jun 13 2021, 4:37 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
Soft... pretty sure I coulda got $120 out of him... but I was tired.



I could only convince him to buy the silver package and gave him a 10% discount. I'll get him to platinum sooner or later.
teedubbya Offline
#2807 Posted: Sun, Jun 13 2021, 5:45 PM EST
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I spent all day doing homework you bassard.
bgz Offline
#2808 Posted: Sun, Jun 13 2021, 8:57 PM EST
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Posts: 13,023
LMFAO
tonygraz Offline
#2809 Posted: Mon, Jun 14 2021, 7:39 AM EST
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Posts: 20,739
Whistlebritches wrote:
Damnit if I'd known you were on Tony I'd have showed.I know just how much you enjoy time with Archie Bunker


Well, you certainly are clueless. Perhaps you spend too much time with your head in the toilet.
teedubbya Offline
#2810 Posted: Mon, Jun 14 2021, 9:08 AM EST
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Ok that's it.... I like both Tony and Whistle but this has to happen

Lets set a collection to fly whistle and tony to a neutral location.... I suggest zody's kill room. Pick a weekend with no good fight ticket and replace with a hell in the cell match between Tony and Whistle..... Zody can be the ref even though there are no rules (he can hang out outside the plastic and take care of the aftermath if need be) and his daughter can provide ringside color commentary. I'm in and will start the collection by contributing $3.68

(no rules other than no real weapons can be brought in to the ring. Canes, walkers and Metamucil are all ok though.)
teedubbya Offline
#2811 Posted: Mon, Jun 14 2021, 9:11 AM EST
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And to stoke drafters "special" side we can have him design the outfits. Assuming tony and whistle don't mind light loafers. Although both would likely end up shirtless so he could see their boobs.
bgz Offline
#2812 Posted: Mon, Jun 14 2021, 9:20 AM EST
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I don't want to have to go, can we just stream it and watch it on the vherf?
tonygraz Offline
#2813 Posted: Mon, Jun 14 2021, 9:29 AM EST
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Can rfenst represent me for my share of the PPV revenue and residuals ?

Can bgz be my trainer ? I would like to learn those Al Gore rhythms if only to piss Whistlepig off.
teedubbya Offline
#2814 Posted: Mon, Jun 14 2021, 9:32 AM EST
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Yes to all three questions.

Its ON

Especially BGZs question. Of course we are going to PPV the vherf but give out the stream so no one but the fools actually pay
teedubbya Offline
#2815 Posted: Mon, Jun 14 2021, 9:34 AM EST
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Do we need an undercard? Remember the other matches need not be at the same location. ZOdy's place is special for the main event.
CelticBomber Offline
#2816 Posted: Mon, Jun 14 2021, 3:07 PM EST
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Posts: 6,786
Ben and Izon?
Spey and MACS?
I'll fight twice against everyone.

You may be on to something....
teedubbya Offline
#2817 Posted: Mon, Jun 14 2021, 4:10 PM EST
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Posts: 95,637
CelticBomber wrote:
Ben and Izon?
Spey and MACS?
I'll fight twice against everyone.

You may be on to something....



Your first fight is with wouldestous.... but only if you wear a George the Animal Steele singlet

http://www.cigarbid.com/.../7373/who-is-wouldestous
bgz Offline
#2818 Posted: Mon, Jun 14 2021, 4:25 PM EST
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I need a stunt double, I got bad knees.
teedubbya Offline
#2819 Posted: Mon, Jun 14 2021, 4:27 PM EST
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you can just be the ring girl between rounds
Abrignac Offline
#2820 Posted: Mon, Jun 14 2021, 4:55 PM EST
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Posts: 17,790
bgz wrote:
I need a stunt double, I got bad knees.


Should have worn knee pads Monica.
rfenst Offline
#2821 Posted: Mon, Jun 14 2021, 6:56 PM EST
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Posts: 40,006
Abrignac wrote:
Should have worn knee pads Monica.

whip
teedubbya Offline
#2822 Posted: Mon, Jun 14 2021, 7:23 PM EST
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Poor Monica.
bgz Offline
#2823 Posted: Mon, Jun 14 2021, 7:58 PM EST
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Abrignac wrote:
Should have worn knee pads Monica.


Bad joke, if it was a golf putt it would have lipped out.
delta1 Offline
#2824 Posted: Mon, Jun 14 2021, 7:59 PM EST
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and rolled onto the bluedress green
tonygraz Offline
#2825 Posted: Mon, Jun 14 2021, 8:28 PM EST
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There is a bell curve for that.
BuckyB93 Offline
#2826 Posted: Thu, Jun 17 2021, 1:00 AM EST
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BuckyB93 wrote:
Somehow I spent the night with Celtic. He was easy on me thou. Only cost me $89.99. But he says I have to learn guitar for the next visit.


So the strange device arrived today. Round 3 of me trying to teach myself guitar. The other two I bought over the years just kept staring at me in the corner of the room with no avail and I ended up donating them to the school music program.

I really want to learn how to play, I just need to dedicate myself to do so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5myuLXSl-Y

I'd love to have the talent of Neil Peart to play percussion but that will never happen in my lifetime so I'll try to pick up simple stuff on the 6 string.
tonygraz Offline
#2827 Posted: Thu, Jun 17 2021, 7:25 AM EST
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If you lack dedication and can't afford to spend the time learning to play, it is highly unlikely you will ever be any good at it.
BuckyB93 Offline
#2828 Posted: Thu, Jun 17 2021, 7:30 AM EST
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This is true. Worst case is another school program get's another donation.
bgz Offline
#2829 Posted: Thu, Jun 17 2021, 8:04 AM EST
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Guitar is ez to play... especially when you have long fingers.

I hear those with those short stubby micro stumps have a harder time with it... they have a hard time with bar codes at best they can do a barred D.

Anyway, not sure what kind of fingers you got bucky... but if you fat little sausage fingers... forget about it... empty out a couple coffee cans and work towards becoming Neil Peart
tonygraz Offline
#2830 Posted: Thu, Jun 17 2021, 2:50 PM EST
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On the other hand determination to play the guitar will overcome many shortcomings. Take Angus Young as an example (and despite google's comment, he is still alive)

Note: I heard bgz was one of the best al gore rhythm guitarists in the world.
bgz Offline
#2831 Posted: Thu, Jun 17 2021, 9:26 PM EST
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No, I just have long beautiful fingers...

Al Gore had nothing to do with it... but they have some rythem.

Btw, I think your obsession with Al Gore's rythem is unhealthy.
teedubbya Offline
#2832 Posted: Fri, Jun 18 2021, 5:05 PM EST
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What did Bucky buy for $90?

I have stuffs to sell
CelticBomber Offline
#2833 Posted: Fri, Jun 18 2021, 8:56 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
What did Bucky buy for $90?

I have stuffs to sell

Craig was a schoolboy when he heard his first Beatle song,
'Love me do,' I think it was. From there it didn't take him long.
Got himself a guitar, used to play every night,
Now he's in a rock 'n' roll outfit,

And everything's all right, don't you know?
MACS Offline
#2834 Posted: Fri, Jun 18 2021, 10:02 PM EST
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Posts: 80,504
Bad Company... fitting band for the vherf. lol
teedubbya Offline
#2835 Posted: Sat, Jun 19 2021, 12:54 AM EST
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When you join it’s all village people
opelmanta1900 Offline
#2836 Posted: Sat, Jun 19 2021, 1:37 AM EST
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Posts: 13,954
fights start at 1 pacific... I should be on early for the start of the card... lots of no namers... should be a decent night of newer talent...
teedubbya Offline
#2837 Posted: Sat, Jun 19 2021, 2:08 PM EST
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Celtic was on early.
bgz Offline
#2838 Posted: Sat, Jun 19 2021, 2:39 PM EST
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Get speyside on there so we can talk about unintelligible intellectual crap while we watch people kick the sh*t out of each other....

Man, it's going to be hot AF out there...

112 - 114 holy sh*t.

I don't know boys.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#2839 Posted: Sat, Jun 19 2021, 2:43 PM EST
Joined: 01-10-2012
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Get a zip lock full of ice for your neck and another for your ballsntaint.... you'll be fine...
MACS Offline
#2840 Posted: Sat, Jun 19 2021, 2:53 PM EST
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It's 90 here, but comfortable in the back yard... for now. When that sun dips low enough to get under the patio cover, it'll be hot.
bgz Offline
#2841 Posted: Sat, Jun 19 2021, 2:53 PM EST
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Nuts and Necks on Ice... got it.

man... 114 :/

Maybe in spurts.
MACS Offline
#2842 Posted: Sat, Jun 19 2021, 2:58 PM EST
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^See... that'd be a hard NO for me.

Teedub is going to flip... we said "hard" and "spurts".
bgz Offline
#2843 Posted: Sat, Jun 19 2021, 3:02 PM EST
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Ya, I'll just do quick spurts then gtfo.
bgz Offline
#2844 Posted: Sat, Jun 19 2021, 3:03 PM EST
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I joke with my wife... I tell her we're lizard people now. She got up and ran a 5k today.

one twelve one schmelve...
bgz Offline
#2845 Posted: Sat, Jun 19 2021, 3:05 PM EST
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We get extreme heat warnings because dumb sh*ts like to walk their dogs up hills on nice sunny days like today.

As long as you're chilling in the shade and dip your feet in the pool once in a while, you're good.
Cheno Offline
#2846 Posted: Sat, Jun 19 2021, 4:16 PM EST
Joined: 06-06-2019
Posts: 2,167
Got a couple that we use to hang out with all the time (pre covid) coming over tonight. They are finally starting to come out into the world again, so not sure if I'm gonna make it on tonight. If I do it will be late. Enjoy!
8trackdisco Offline
#2847 Posted: Sat, Jun 19 2021, 7:23 PM EST
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Posts: 60,577
bgz wrote:
Nuts and Necks on Ice... got it.

man... 114 :/

Maybe in spurts.


Wearing a hooded sweatshirt. 75.
zody Offline
#2848 Posted: Sun, Jun 20 2021, 9:01 PM EST
Joined: 05-03-2005
Posts: 1,149
teedubbya wrote:
Ok that's it.... I like both Tony and Whistle but this has to happen

Lets set a collection to fly whistle and tony to a neutral location.... I suggest zody's kill room. Pick a weekend with no good fight ticket and replace with a hell in the cell match between Tony and Whistle..... Zody can be the ref even though there are no rules (he can hang out outside the plastic and take care of the aftermath if need be) and his daughter can provide ringside color commentary. I'm in and will start the collection by contributing $3.68

(no rules other than no real weapons can be brought in to the ring. Canes, walkers and Metamucil are all ok though.)


It's a little small for this, I'm pretty sure the walls wouldn't stand up to much abuse, I'd have to do some serious reinforcing.
rfenst Offline
#2849 Posted: Thu, Jun 24 2021, 9:41 AM EST
Joined: 06-23-2007
Posts: 40,006
Oppie is an @ss hole!
Would someone please pm me his address?
opelmantas.latino.lover Offline
#2850 Posted: Thu, Jun 24 2021, 9:47 AM EST
Joined: 06-23-2021
Posts: 25
You better not be trying to steal my man Mr Fence. I am his bold and shirtless latino lover, and no number of cigars you send him can replace my corona gorda in his heart!
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