So, I had a tough day in several ways...
I wake up with a sore gallbladder...
About half the pain of a full bore attack..
Take it easy all morning, eat a decent breakfast and watch TV ..
It's 1:30 pm and I say..." I gotta do something, I'll work on the dog fence at least so the day isn't a total waste..."
I start cutting down certain arborvitae tree limbs blocking my "fence height
raising project" , fence is only 4 ft and the new pup can almost jump it...
Massive pile of tree limbs, I cut them up for firewood and trim the tops off to throw away...after 3 hrs I'm finished.
Drink 3 beers and smoke 2 cigars..
Forgot to take my meds ( blood pressure) and the second cigar puts me down half way through dinner...take my meds then push my plate ( nice steak dinner , half finished to the center of the table so the dog doesn't jump up and get it)..tell the girlfriend "I GOTTA LAY DOWN, that cigar was too strong"...
30-45 MINUTES GOES BY , then I feel way better...
Get off the couch and go back to finish my dinner...
Annnndddd...
It's friggin G.O.N.E....
WTF ???
I said "where's my dinner?"
Dumbo G.F. sez..." I threw it out"
F**king bull SHEEEEEIIITTTTEEE!!!
Fu*kin' broads don't get it ...
At ALL !!!
I SHOULDA let it near the table edge so at least the dog woulda' ate it instead of the garbage disposal..
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