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BuckyB93 Offline
#301 Posted:
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Church league sliding into home for me. My first career in the park HR. Took me 3 days to get it looked at because I swore it was just a sprain


Yeah, I was able to put some weight on it limp to the bench (with the help of beer). It swelled up like a ****. UW-Madison hospital was just blocks away. X-ray was a spiral fracture like a candy cane.

I still remember the discussion as if it was yesterday. "You'll probably have arthritis in the ankle when you gt older."

Drove my roommates Honda Spree to and forth to class for a while until it "kinda" healed. Then drove my Yamaha Seca 400 (one of my college vehicles for local transportation) with crutches strapped to my back. I think it cost me like a $2500 used, one previous owner back in the day. I wonder what it would cost to get one now?

Loved that cycle. It was small, sporty got me to where I needed to be. (Driving from Madison to GB for Thanksgiving one year on it kinda sucked though). Dumped it off at my parents house when I moved to MA. They stored it in the garage for a year. Told me if I didn't come get it after a year it would be donated to a local charity.... it ended up being a charity item

I wonder if I could buy one again... just for nostalgia purposes
8trackdisco Offline
#302 Posted:
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Air Conditioning.

It was a Toyota Sienna with 100k miles. Had the front and rear air conditioning. Test drive post fix was the cool/cold, but not nipple hardening cold. Shared that with the tech.

Turns out there are two ways to fix it. One is a full out replacement. A less expensive option is to in essence plug the tubing so all the coolness comes through the front of the vehicle, eventually the cooler air gets to the back.

The plug job…. $400.
Full restore…. $3,300.
MACS Offline
#303 Posted:
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^Most of that difference is labor, I would bet.
deadeyedick Offline
#304 Posted:
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Due to aging population there are more diapers made for adults than children in Japan.
8trackdisco Offline
#305 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
^Most of that difference is labor, I would bet.


Decent question. Don't know about that one.

Also had a well-to-do gentleman I gave a ride to. Had a customer ordered two new Audis (for he and his wife).

Construction of the wiring harnesses started 2 days before the Russian invasion of Ukraine.

Any guesses where they were being made? (Hint: Not Russia).
8trackdisco Offline
#306 Posted:
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A century or two ago, the richest of Americans ate using real silver, silverware. After a period of time, their complexion would take on a bluish hue. Those people were nicknamed Blue Bloods.
Palama Offline
#307 Posted:
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8trackdisco wrote:
And probably soon to be forgotten.

Hear people say You learn something every day. Unsure of the level of truth with that, but startingbthink about the range of experiences with this group and think there are certainly less useful threads posted here (a bunch of them mine).

So… if you learn something new, and you’d like to share with the group, please do.


8’s prediction came true, I forgot about this thread. d'oh!
deadeyedick Offline
#308 Posted:
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Palama wrote:
8’s prediction came true, I forgot about this thread. d'oh!


I learned you are old and forgetful fog
Gene363 Offline
#309 Posted:
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Coffe consumption study.

A study found that people that take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits.

It also found that people that order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with caramel drizzle are most likely to be their victims.
MACS Offline
#310 Posted:
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Pressed coffee... dash of International Delight Cold Stone Sweet Cream... thank you.
Palama Offline
#311 Posted:
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deadeyedick wrote:
I learned you are old and forgetful fog


True, true. Laugh
Gene363 Offline
#312 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
Pressed coffee... dash of International Delight Cold Stone Sweet Cream... thank you.


I'm not a coffee snob, drink it the way you enjoy. I like my unflavored coffee hot and black, but I'm not above using cream and sugar to make undrinkable coffee drinkable.
BuckyB93 Offline
#313 Posted:
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Hot, black, strong with a teaspoon of sugar per 8 oz of Joe. Not a fan of cream but I could drink it as long as it's not that fake powder cream $hit.

Been known to add, sometimes, a spoonful hot cocoa mix to make it a redneck version of a hot cocoa coffee thing.

That said, I'm more of a tea fan. I drink it with an extended pinky finger so it looks like I'm royalty and stuff

Burner02 Offline
#314 Posted:
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There are three rings in marriage.

The engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
frankj1 Offline
#315 Posted:
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On average, there are 800 kernels, in 16 rows, on an ear of corn,
CelticBomber Offline
#316 Posted:
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In 1963, major league baseball pitcher Gaylord Perry was quoted as saying “They’ll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run.” On July 20, 1969, one hour after Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon, Perry hit is first, and only, home run of his career.
8trackdisco Offline
#317 Posted:
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^ Like that one.

On Running out of gas. After adding gas, don't start it right away. Turn the key to 98.2% of having the engine turn over and then turn it off. Repeat two more times.

That 98.2% clicking ignites the fuel injectors to make it start easier.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#318 Posted:
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Devo is an American rock band from Akron, Ohio, formed in 1973

Thanks for the enlightenment, Frankie
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#319 Posted:
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UPS Mail Innovations Info:

The tracking number is valid on both USPS and UPS sites.

I was tracking (on USPS) an order from the Page place and it has been sitting in NJ for the last week. Turns out, it's been on the move, I just had to use the same tracking number on the UPS site to see it will be here tomorrow-ish... Yay.
deadeyedick Offline
#320 Posted:
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It is impossible to keep your eyes open while you sneeze. I just found out it is also impossible to pee and sneeze at the same time.
bgz Offline
#321 Posted:
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deadeyedick wrote:
It is impossible to keep your eyes open while you sneeze. I just found out it is also impossible to pee and sneeze at the same time.


How you go your whole life without figuring that out?

WTF, Really?

I guess if you're drunk enough, you just don't notice sh*t like that.
BuckyB93 Offline
#322 Posted:
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deadeyedick wrote:
It is impossible to keep your eyes open while you sneeze. I just found out it is also impossible to pee and sneeze at the same time.


But you can sneeze and $hit yourself at the same time. So I'm told...
CelticBomber Offline
#323 Posted:
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In America headline reads "Bear steals fish from man!". But, in Soviet Russia headline reads "Man steals fish from bear! Because bears are weak like capitalist pigdog Americans."


True Story!
ZRX1200 Offline
#324 Posted:
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You sound like a lying dog faced pony boy to me.
CelticBomber Offline
#325 Posted:
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ZRX1200 wrote:
You sound like a lying dog faced pony boy to me.


Stay Gold!
HockeyDad Offline
#326 Posted:
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ZRX1200 wrote:
You sound like a lying dog faced pony boy to me.


Yup, I’ve seen one of those in San Francisco.
MACS Offline
#327 Posted:
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ZRX1200 wrote:
You sound like a lying dog faced pony soldier to me.


FIFY
HockeyDad Offline
#328 Posted:
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Yeah…you probably don’t want to Google San Francisco pony boy.
MACS Offline
#329 Posted:
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HockeyDad wrote:
Yeah…you probably don’t want to Google San Francisco pony boy.


Does he identify as an equine?
HockeyDad Offline
#330 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
Does he identify as an equine?


I don’t know what they identify as but Victor808 took me to see them!
8trackdisco Offline
#331 Posted:
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White wines are supposed to be kept at lower temperatures than red wines.

Paging Le Hockeydad for optimal chill temps.
HockeyDad Offline
#332 Posted:
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Store it at 45 to 65. My wine cave room is at 62.

I drink reds at 63-65.

I drink whites at 50-55.
8trackdisco Offline
#333 Posted:
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HockeyDad wrote:
Store it at 45 to 65. My wine cave room is at 62.

I drink reds at 63-65.

I drink whites at 50-55.


Thank you, sir.
frankj1 Offline
#334 Posted:
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Jim Seals of Seals and Crofts fame died Monday.

The knowledge I picked up from that news is that he was the brother of singer Dan Seals, AKA England Dan of England Dan & John Ford Coley
rfenst Offline
#335 Posted:
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Farmer's Insurance is not the same as Farm Bureau Insurance.
Who'd have thunk that?
MACS Offline
#336 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
Jim Seals of Seals and Crofts fame died Monday.

The knowledge I picked up from that news is that he was the brother of singer Dan Seals, AKA England Dan of England Dan & John Ford Coley


Both played some groovy easy listening...
HockeyDad Offline
#337 Posted:
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Bachan’s Japanese Barbecue Sauce.

Absolutely delicious. Discovered this during the pandemic lockdown.

delta1 Offline
#338 Posted:
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Netherlands has the most solar panels per capita of any nation.
CelticBomber Offline
#339 Posted:
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delta1 wrote:
Netherlands has the most solar panels per capita of any nation.


In a strange twist they also have the most Dutch people! Who knew? Whistle
Gene363 Offline
#340 Posted:
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HockeyDad wrote:
Bachan’s Japanese Barbecue Sauce.

Absolutely delicious. Discovered this during the pandemic lockdown.




+1 Found it on Amazon, excellent sauce.
8trackdisco Offline
#341 Posted:
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Made aware this morning of this Winston Churchill quote.

You can always count on Americans to do the right thing, after every other possible alternative has been exhausted.

Palama Offline
#342 Posted:
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The Buddy Holly song, “It Doesn’t Matter Anymore”, was written for him by Paul Anka. After the plane crash, Anka gave away the rights to all future royalties to Holly’s widow.
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#343 Posted:
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Random browsing led me to a study by security firm Symantec which found that you're three times more likely to pick up a computer virus from religious sites than porn sites. So I randomly browsed Pornhub instead. For safety of course
Palama Offline
#344 Posted:
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Random browsing led me to a study by security firm Symantec which found that you're three times more likely to pick up a computer virus from religious sites than porn sites. So I randomly browsed Pornhub instead. For safety of course


Praise the Lord!

Or was that “Praise Traci Lords!”? OhMyGod
Sunoverbeach Offline
#345 Posted:
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I never remember the names, but I never forget a.... you know what? Never mind
frankj1 Offline
#346 Posted:
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order Three Tracks in the Snow...colorized version.
Really makes my character "pop", or so I read in Rotten Tomatoes
8trackdisco Offline
#347 Posted:
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Palama wrote:

Or was that “Praise Traci Lords!”? OhMyGod


THAT Sir… is top notch work. We need more Craftsmen.
bgz Offline
#348 Posted:
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8trackdisco wrote:
THAT Sir… is top notch work. We need more Craftsmen.


Second that, excellent!
bgz Offline
#349 Posted:
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Oh ya, why I'm here... I learned there were 3 Batwomen (Batwomans?) in the 1960s.

After analyzing all 3 from the safety of a non-religious search, I determined that Eartha Kitt was the hottest.

I know that's subjective, but she had that spinner thing going on.
8trackdisco Offline
#350 Posted:
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A person is supposed to eat 2 to 3 cups of fruits & vegetables a day.
Only 10% of Americans do that each day.
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