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Gene363
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Tue, Jan 17 2023, 2:34 PM EST
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Dad:
Three men are in a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with.
Family:
OK, so?
Dad:
So they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
frankj1
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Tue, Jan 17 2023, 6:25 PM EST
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groan...
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Tue, Jan 17 2023, 6:25 PM EST
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maybe the boat becomes "a cigarette lighter"?
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Tue, Jan 17 2023, 9:24 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
maybe the boat becomes "a cigarette lighter"?
tailgater
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Tue, Jan 17 2023, 9:27 PM EST
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So the dad is Italian?
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Tue, Jan 17 2023, 10:10 PM EST
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sfg391 wrote:
don't give me that chit!
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Wed, Jan 18 2023, 1:05 PM EST
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Why toss only one cigarette ?
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Wed, Jan 18 2023, 11:36 PM EST
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to make it A cigarette lighter.
Geez, Dad, try to keep up.
Methinks an op edit has happened...
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Thu, Jan 19 2023, 12:36 AM EST
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You know how to make a cigarette lighter? Take out some of the tobacco.
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