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Dad Joke
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Gene363 Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Jan 17 2023, 2:34 PM EST
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Dad: Three men are in a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with.



Family: OK, so?



Dad: So they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
frankj1 Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Jan 17 2023, 6:25 PM EST
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groan...
frankj1 Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Jan 17 2023, 6:25 PM EST
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maybe the boat becomes "a cigarette lighter"?
sfg391 Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Jan 17 2023, 9:24 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
maybe the boat becomes "a cigarette lighter"?


d'oh! RollEyes
tailgater Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Jan 17 2023, 9:27 PM EST
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So the dad is Italian?
frankj1 Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Jan 17 2023, 10:10 PM EST
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sfg391 wrote:
d'oh! RollEyes

don't give me that chit!
tonygraz Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2023, 1:05 PM EST
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Why toss only one cigarette ?
frankj1 Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Jan 18 2023, 11:36 PM EST
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to make it A cigarette lighter.
Geez, Dad, try to keep up.

Methinks an op edit has happened...
Krazeehorse Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Jan 19 2023, 12:36 AM EST
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You know how to make a cigarette lighter? Take out some of the tobacco.
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