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Spring is in the air...Dogwoods and Dog Farts 500
401. Author: RMAN4443Date: Fri, 3/22/2019, 2:39PM EST
DrafterX wrote:
Committed to a new puppy-dog... She was born last week so I can't get her for a month or so.... Sad

Applause congratulations....what breed?
402. Author: danmdevriesDate: Fri, 3/22/2019, 2:40PM EST
Found my tackle box.

Sent the kid into the camper to check for it. Camper's wrapped for winter, so gotta squeeze through an outside panel and through the nightstand to get in. Told him to look on the bunk beds. He said there's nothing there.

I climbed through this morning after driving to my parents house and digging around there. Tackle box was on the boy's bed. Not on the top bunk where I store chairs, not on the bottom bunk where the dogs sleep. On his bunk.

Damn kids
403. Author: MACSDate: Fri, 3/22/2019, 2:56PM EST
RMAN4443 wrote:
Applause congratulations....what breed?


I'm gonna guess labrador.
404. Author: DrafterXDate: Fri, 3/22/2019, 2:57PM EST
Another Golden Retriever... Laugh


Need a new name... Think
405. Author: danmdevriesDate: Fri, 3/22/2019, 3:00PM EST
Dawg
406. Author: victor809Date: Fri, 3/22/2019, 3:06PM EST
Victor the Destroyer.
407. Author: fishinguitarmanDate: Fri, 3/22/2019, 3:12PM EST
victor809 wrote:
Vicki the Dysfunctional.



YUP! Most would agree


408. Author: victor809Date: Fri, 3/22/2019, 3:22PM EST
fishinguitarman wrote:
YUP! Most would agree




There you go again. Trying to feminize my name because you think it's an insult.

Have you always been such a misogynist? Are you trying to hide something with your hatred of women?
409. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Fri, 3/22/2019, 4:10PM EST
You kids fight later. You'll scare the new puppy
410. Author: RMAN4443Date: Fri, 3/22/2019, 4:11PM EST
DrafterX wrote:
Another Golden Retriever... Laugh


Need a new name... Think

DOG.....pronounced as one word, DeOgee, like your spelling dog...Think
411. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Fri, 3/22/2019, 4:17PM EST
Well don't species assign the poor thing at birth. Puppy might identify as a kitty cat

412. Author: RMAN4443Date: Fri, 3/22/2019, 4:24PM EST
You said female....you could name her Squats...Anxious
413. Author: teedubbyaDate: Fri, 3/22/2019, 4:29PM EST
Drafter a some news. Years of happiness for you.

How about Khaleesi
414. Author: teedubbyaDate: Fri, 3/22/2019, 4:29PM EST
Drafter a some news. Years of happiness for you.

How about Khaleesi
415. Author: teedubbyaDate: Fri, 3/22/2019, 4:30PM EST
Some = great. Double post? Hate this phone.

I’m with Louie at a dog park/bar. Awesome place.
416. Author: victor809Date: Fri, 3/22/2019, 4:32PM EST
teedubbya wrote:
Some = great. Double post? Hate this phone.

I’m with Louie at a dog park/bar. Awesome place.


Hang on a moment.

....dog park/bar?.....


do these things exist?


(gonna go get the woman's dog)
417. Author: SmokeMonkeyDate: Fri, 3/22/2019, 4:39PM EST
First week day off since January 2018. 64° and sunny. Largely spent it outside with Mosley the black labridane hanging out. Good day. My boys are taking me out for pre-birthday drinks and dinner. Pretty damn good day so far.
418. Author: tamapatomDate: Fri, 3/22/2019, 4:51PM EST
opelmanta1900 wrote:
Fishing?

I have trouble holding a cigar and a fishing pole at the same time. the fish get a reprieve.
419. Author: fishinguitarmanDate: Fri, 3/22/2019, 4:53PM EST
DrafterX wrote:
Another Golden Retriever... Laugh


Need a new name... Think



Female or male
420. Author: MACSDate: Fri, 3/22/2019, 4:59PM EST
tamapatom wrote:
I have trouble holding a cigar and a fishing pole at the same time. the fish get a reprieve.


I don't seem to have that problem.
421. Author: danmdevriesDate: Fri, 3/22/2019, 5:14PM EST
RMAN4443 wrote:
DOG.....pronounced as one word, DeOgee, like your spelling dog...Think


Or shorten to Dio, like Ronnie James
422. Author: teedubbyaDate: Fri, 3/22/2019, 5:16PM EST
Yes victor they exist. I’m surrounded by chicks and their dogs at the moment.

423. Author: teedubbyaDate: Fri, 3/22/2019, 5:17PM EST
https://www.barkdogbar.com

Bring the wife. We will meet you here.

Franchise opiertunities.
424. Author: teedubbyaDate: Fri, 3/22/2019, 5:18PM EST
Or something like that

And stuff
425. Author: frankj1Date: Fri, 3/22/2019, 5:18PM EST
teedubbya wrote:
Yes victor they exist. I’m surrounded by chicks and their dogs at the moment.


you sent me a link to it. very cool idea.
you might wanna mention you know me to da chicks...should speed up the process.
426. Author: frankj1Date: Fri, 3/22/2019, 5:20PM EST
teedubbya wrote:
https://www.barkdogbar.com

Bring the wife on a leash


sick bastid
427. Author: teedubbyaDate: Fri, 3/22/2019, 5:22PM EST
More like freak

Freak on a leash
428. Author: Ram27Date: Fri, 3/22/2019, 5:22PM EST
Evening..........




ram27bat
429. Author: frankj1Date: Fri, 3/22/2019, 5:23PM EST
you're right. I forgot you invited Victor
430. Author: PalamaDate: Fri, 3/22/2019, 5:24PM EST
DrafterX wrote:
Another Golden Retriever... Laugh


Need a new name... Think


Congratulations! Applause

How ‘bout “Goldie” for a name? 🐕
431. Author: teedubbyaDate: Fri, 3/22/2019, 5:26PM EST
I just asked a beotch to show me her teets. There were eight of them.
432. Author: victor809Date: Fri, 3/22/2019, 5:26PM EST
frankj1 wrote:
sick bastid


I do remember a girl I used to hook up with who liked it when I put a leash on her and made her drink wine out of a bowl on the floor.....
433. Author: teedubbyaDate: Fri, 3/22/2019, 5:33PM EST
I once ate spaghetti with a girl sans clothes or utinsils. Nice night.
434. Author: victor809Date: Fri, 3/22/2019, 5:35PM EST
teedubbya wrote:
I eat spaghetti sans clothes or utinsils.


This your new porn series?
435. Author: teedubbyaDate: Fri, 3/22/2019, 5:36PM EST
Not new but still available
436. Author: victor809Date: Fri, 3/22/2019, 5:40PM EST
teedubbya wrote:
Not new but still available


Is it the prequel to your porn where you poop sans clothes and sans toilet?
437. Author: DrafterXDate: Fri, 3/22/2019, 5:46PM EST
fishinguitarman wrote:
Female or male



A little girl puppy-dog... Our last was Goldilocks... Mellow
438. Author: mjrburnDate: Fri, 3/22/2019, 6:19PM EST
You fellas heard from Ewok lately? He hasn't posted in a week.
439. Author: DrafterXDate: Fri, 3/22/2019, 6:25PM EST
I heard he was banned... Mellow
440. Author: PalamaDate: Fri, 3/22/2019, 6:27PM EST
mjrburn wrote:
You fellas heard from Ewok lately? He hasn't posted in a week.


He and Hank out looking for Cros? Think
441. Author: DrafterXDate: Fri, 3/22/2019, 6:34PM EST
Prolly... Mellow
442. Author: tonygrazDate: Fri, 3/22/2019, 6:34PM EST
Spotted a car with the license plate "no-cros" today. Not sure what that was all about.

I like golden retrievers - very nice dogs - guy next door had one. My old cat ruled him.
443. Author: teedubbyaDate: Fri, 3/22/2019, 6:39PM EST
I saw a dead head sticker on a Cadillac
444. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Fri, 3/22/2019, 6:41PM EST
I was just wondering about ewok earlier myself. haven't heard from him or his law firm.

We used to have a cat that tried to take on a grown Newfoundland and black lab at the same time. No claws on her either. Fearless, crazy old beeyach
445. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Fri, 3/22/2019, 6:50PM EST
teedubbya wrote:
I saw a dead head sticker on a Cadillac



A little voice in my head said................................REDRUM!!!!!!!
446. Author: DrafterXDate: Fri, 3/22/2019, 6:54PM EST
Met some dead heads once.. they had some really good acid.. and yes, they drove a DeVille... Mellow
447. Author: danmdevriesDate: Fri, 3/22/2019, 7:02PM EST
I had a DeVille, twice.

1972 and a 1991

The 72 got about 4mpg

The 91 I entered in a demolition derby
448. Author: tonygrazDate: Fri, 3/22/2019, 7:02PM EST
I heard Ewok was on location making a new star wars movie.
449. Author: tonygrazDate: Fri, 3/22/2019, 7:03PM EST
Dan was into heavy metal ?
450. Author: danmdevriesDate: Fri, 3/22/2019, 7:23PM EST
tonygraz wrote:
Dan was into heavy metal ?


Drafter's dog name suggestion?

Or the heavy metal beast of a car that was my 72 Deville?


Yes.
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