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The other 500 census questions about your dead transgender horse....
1. Author: opelmanta1900Date: Thu, 7/11/2019, 3:59PM EST
So in another noob move, I was gonna call customer service and have them move the original thread... Can't find the phone number for this place...and also I don't care that much...
2. Author: victor809Date: Thu, 7/11/2019, 4:08PM EST
huh.... is this the new 500?

oh.... or is this the other 500?

man... wish a noob hadn't won.
3. Author: DrafterXDate: Thu, 7/11/2019, 4:16PM EST
Ya.. !!Mad
4. Author: Ram27Date: Thu, 7/11/2019, 4:16PM EST
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#507 Posted: 12 mins ago

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I hate all of you...




LOL LOL LOL LOL


You may hate us but " Congrats on the win " !!!!




ram27bat

5. Author: corey sellersDate: Thu, 7/11/2019, 4:33PM EST
Am I in the right place smells funny in here
6. Author: danmdevriesDate: Thu, 7/11/2019, 4:46PM EST
corey sellers wrote:
Am I in the right place smells funny in here



That's my hammock.

I'll go hose it off. horse
7. Author: danmdevriesDate: Thu, 7/11/2019, 5:01PM EST
Considered rescinding my calloff and going in since my gut's fine now.

But after logging in, acuity on the unit seems manageable with the junior crew on tonight. I'll leave it be.

Use the time instead to finish packing and spend some time with family before I go away for the weekend.
8. Author: corey sellersDate: Thu, 7/11/2019, 5:09PM EST
Thanks Dan
9. Author: delta1Date: Thu, 7/11/2019, 5:15PM EST
didja use cork as the packing material, danm?

didja look up the official explanation for your absence in the log book?

reminds me of an IBS incident... like you, I was up all night with a bad case of the squirts...decided in the morning getting ready for work that I'd be ok with a double dose of Pepto Bismo...on the way to work, I tried to stifle a big sneeze, only to make it more forceful...that caused some leakage -- I sh*t my pants...

turned around and went home...took a quick shower and put on some clean clothes with a cloth towel for extra protection (didn't have depends), put a towel on the car seat and went in to the office...told my secretary why I was late...she thought it was funny...Pepto Bismo kicked in and I was fine
10. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Thu, 7/11/2019, 7:03PM EST
Double Vodka and Limeade. Then a single.
11. Author: corey sellersDate: Thu, 7/11/2019, 7:22PM EST
I needed a good laugh delta Thank you sir
12. Author: frankj1Date: Thu, 7/11/2019, 8:17PM EST
Ram27 wrote:
opelmanta1900 Offline






#507 Posted: 12 mins ago

Favorites |


Quote



Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 9,451



I hate all of you...




LOL LOL LOL LOL


You may hate us but " Congrats on the win " !!!!

I second the motion...




ram27bat


13. Author: danmdevriesDate: Thu, 7/11/2019, 9:00PM EST
delta1 wrote:
didja use cork as the packing material, danm?

didja look up the official explanation for your absence in the log book?

reminds me of an IBS incident... like you, I was up all night with a bad case of the squirts...decided in the morning getting ready for work that I'd be ok with a double dose of Pepto Bismo...on the way to work, I tried to stifle a big sneeze, only to make it more forceful...that caused some leakage -- I sh*t my pants...

turned around and went home...took a quick shower and put on some clean clothes with a cloth towel for extra protection (didn't have depends), put a towel on the car seat and went in to the office...told my secretary why I was late...she thought it was funny...Pepto Bismo kicked in and I was fine


When I worked in a factory, a coworker told the foreman he had to go home midday for feeling ill. Foreman told him "you look fine to me" which my coworker responded by dropping his pants and showing the foreman that he'd crapped em. Shouted "proofs in the pudding motherfocker" and walked out.
14. Author: deadeyedickDate: Thu, 7/11/2019, 9:03PM EST
Got to 114° in the valley of the sun but I am up in the cool mountains.
15. Author: tonygrazDate: Thu, 7/11/2019, 9:41PM EST
Another heat wave here - sky is greyish from time to time because of smoke from Alaska and Canada's fires. Supposed to rain hard today- nothing since a few sprinkles in the morning.
16. Author: danmdevriesDate: Thu, 7/11/2019, 9:48PM EST
deadeyedick wrote:
Got to 114° in the valley of the sun but I am up in the cool mountains.


I love the heat. Give me 85-90 anytime.

But when I did some contract work at the steel mills, in ambient 110-115 temps, that was unbearable. Was also working in standing water, so the air was saturated and sweating did nothing.

Still, I don't know how you can handle that heat regularly.

I think I've only seen 100 flat on the thermometer twice this year, and we're on the downhill side of summer now so not likely to see again. Racing back towards the -40 degree days.
17. Author: danmdevriesDate: Thu, 7/11/2019, 9:51PM EST
Kid stripped down to jump in the kiddy pool today.

Had a fattened tick on his back.

Puppy dogs didn't have any. All the brush got mowed down last week. They're awful this year.
18. Author: danmdevriesDate: Thu, 7/11/2019, 10:28PM EST
Lit the burn pile on fire. Only the second time this summer, so it's a biggun.
19. Author: Ram27Date: Thu, 7/11/2019, 10:48PM EST
Watch out for Smokey the Bear. 😉
20. Author: MACSDate: Thu, 7/11/2019, 11:31PM EST
Went fishing. I did good...

I brought three fishing rods with me and caught fish on each one. Live bait, dropper jig, and surface jig.
21. Author: danmdevriesDate: Thu, 7/11/2019, 11:39PM EST
Fires already done. Raked the edges back on the pile.

Camper's packed. Moved the cases of buns and buckets of coleslaw out there. Slaw buckets in ice tubs.

Iced up the 6 coolers. Tomorrow morning I'll transfer the meats from the fridges to the coolers. I'm using the 4 coolers I own and two borrowed. Think it's just barely gonna fit. Got some "thermal" bags from grocery store for any overflow. Really will probably be fine if they warm up, will be on the smoker 6 hours from when I leave if there's no issues.

I'm probably well over my camper's weight rating. Got at least 800lbs in here, not including the stuff that lives in the camper for my normal use. Probably gonna move a few coolers to the truck.
22. Author: danmdevriesDate: Fri, 7/12/2019, 12:52AM EST
Happy Friday fellas
23. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Fri, 7/12/2019, 5:54AM EST
Hello friendly Friday. (We hope)
24. Author: corey sellersDate: Fri, 7/12/2019, 6:48AM EST
Morning ladies and gents
25. Author: rfenstDate: Fri, 7/12/2019, 6:56AM EST
Hey, folks.
26. Author: tonygrazDate: Fri, 7/12/2019, 7:10AM EST
Friday already ! Looks like a lot will be pushed on to next week's projects. No rain - weather people screwed up again.
27. Author: SpeysideDate: Fri, 7/12/2019, 7:52AM EST
Good morning!
28. Author: jespearDate: Fri, 7/12/2019, 8:26AM EST
OXYPHENBUTAZONE

Just in case you ever wondered what the highest possible score is on a Scrabble board.
1782 points !

Now you know !

jes
29. Author: frankj1Date: Fri, 7/12/2019, 8:36AM EST
tonygraz wrote:
Friday already ! Looks like a lot will be pushed on to next week's projects. No rain - weather people screwed up again.

it showed up here.
was pouring at 6
30. Author: DrafterXDate: Fri, 7/12/2019, 8:52AM EST
Cool Dudes...
31. Author: MACSDate: Fri, 7/12/2019, 9:00AM EST
Rain? What is this rain of which you speak?

Sunny... and hot for the forseeable future.
32. Author: Ram27Date: Fri, 7/12/2019, 9:23AM EST
Howdy Gang....ram27bat
33. Author: victor809Date: Fri, 7/12/2019, 9:32AM EST
danmdevries wrote:
Lit the burn pile on fire. Only the second time this summer, so it's a biggun.


I mean.... You could have just pulled the tick off...

But I probably would have chosen the same solution.
34. Author: opelmanta1900Date: Fri, 7/12/2019, 10:03AM EST
I think I caught danm's hammock staining virus... Mighta been the chili, mighta been the chili dogs, I don't know, I'm not a doctor...

Looking towards 105 today... Smoking now while I can...
35. Author: victor809Date: Fri, 7/12/2019, 10:12AM EST
Only way to get over it is to torch a tick-infested child on a burn pile....

36. Author: KingoftheCoveDate: Fri, 7/12/2019, 10:52AM EST
19+ hour shift yesterday and a couple long ones before that..........getting to that "what day is it?" zone..........forgot what that was like.
Upside is being well into overtime after 3 days work..........heh...
37. Author: victor809Date: Fri, 7/12/2019, 11:54AM EST
I need to get a couple office plants....

Ram? What should I get?
38. Author: DrafterXDate: Fri, 7/12/2019, 11:59AM EST
I had an ivy in my office for 15 years.. some of it was about 20ft long.. left that job and brought it home... it was dead in just a few short months... i blame my wife... Mellow
39. Author: opelmanta1900Date: Fri, 7/12/2019, 12:09PM EST
victor809 wrote:
I need to get a couple office plants....

Ram? What should I get?

How come you don't ask me? Not talking
40. Author: victor809Date: Fri, 7/12/2019, 12:11PM EST
opelmanta1900 wrote:
How come you don't ask me? Not talking


Because you would just tell me to grow pot.
41. Author: danmdevriesDate: Fri, 7/12/2019, 12:19PM EST
Rolling out in 10 minutes.

Got a buddy coming from Chicago leaving at the same time with his bus and car trailer. So if I blow up, at least the food stuff can get to the track and hopefully someone can get it started. Praying I don't need that, but I always want to have a plan B. It's more critical that the food gets there than for me to get there.
42. Author: corey sellersDate: Fri, 7/12/2019, 1:38PM EST
Good luck Dan
43. Author: Ram27Date: Fri, 7/12/2019, 1:47PM EST
Well victor, something that requires little care,cactus and ivy!?! Brick wall
44. Author: Ram27Date: Fri, 7/12/2019, 1:48PM EST
Safe travels dan . Enjoy 😎
45. Author: victor809Date: Fri, 7/12/2019, 1:49PM EST
I think ram has little faith in my plant maintenance capabilities.
46. Author: opelmanta1900Date: Fri, 7/12/2019, 1:56PM EST
victor809 wrote:
Because you would just tell me to grow pot.

I thought that's what we were talking about Think
47. Author: opelmanta1900Date: Fri, 7/12/2019, 1:58PM EST
And I wouldn't have JUST told you to grow pot... Not talking

I would've given you strain options, lighting recommendations, i might've even sent you seeds...

You blew it buddy... You blew it big time...
48. Author: DrafterXDate: Fri, 7/12/2019, 2:07PM EST
Searching for a storage building for the backyard... they're not cheap... Think
49. Author: opelmanta1900Date: Fri, 7/12/2019, 2:09PM EST
See, Drafter knows what's up... What kinda seeds you want?
50. Author: dstiegerDate: Fri, 7/12/2019, 2:10PM EST
DrafterX wrote:
Searching for a storage building for the backyard... they're not cheap... Think

Would be cool to be Amish right about now
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