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The other 500 census questions about your dead transgender horse....
101. Author: deadeyedickDate: Sat, 7/13/2019, 1:08PM EST
Anybody ever hear of a type of pine tree called an uncle foggy? Our new place has a tree growing out front that has pine needles but grows sideways rather than up. We looked it up and it appears to be an uncle foggy. Weird.
102. Author: danmdevriesDate: Sat, 7/13/2019, 1:21PM EST
Probed about half the butts to check temps and tenderness. My probe glides right in but gets a little tight in the middles. Temps are done, but need the butts to loosen up just a little more. Gonna give it another 40 minutes on the heat, then wrap and stick in coolers.

Didn't foil on the heat, probably should have, but I never do so I don't wanna experiment here and now. Would have if I was time crunched but there's still 4.5 hours till serving time.
103. Author: RMAN4443Date: Sat, 7/13/2019, 1:23PM EST
Speyside wrote:
So, people are people. I could care less about their body orientation and their sexual orientation. That's their business, not mine. There is one point that I have difficulty making sense of. A pre operation transgendered man who becomes a post operation transgendered woman. Then her sexual orientation is women. Same thing for a pre operation transgendered woman who becomes a post operation transgendered man. Then his sexual orientation is men.

HELP!!! I think I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body...Think
104. Author: RMAN4443Date: Sat, 7/13/2019, 1:27PM EST
danmdevries wrote:
Probed about half the butts to check temps and tenderness. My probe glides right in but gets a little tight in the middles. Temps are done, but need the butts to loosen up just a little more. Gonna give it another 40 minutes on the heat, then wrap and stick in coolers.

Didn't foil on the heat, probably should have, but I never do so I don't wanna experiment here and now. Would have if I was time crunched but there's still 4.5 hours till serving time.

Try spankin' them butts, that'll loosen them right up....might get them a little to hot though....Spanking
105. Author: frankj1Date: Sat, 7/13/2019, 1:32PM EST
RMAN4443 wrote:
Try spankin' them butts, that'll loosen them right up....might get them a little to hot though....Spanking

that's the lesbian in you talking
106. Author: izonfireDate: Sat, 7/13/2019, 2:24PM EST
Speyside wrote:
So, people are people. I could care less about their body orientation and their sexual orientation. That's their business, not mine. There is one point that I have difficulty making sense of. A pre operation transgendered man who becomes a post operation transgendered woman. Then her sexual orientation is women. Same thing for a pre operation transgendered woman who becomes a post operation transgendered man. Then his sexual orientation is men.


So what you’re saying is that you’re still questioning. I hope you can get through it. And we’ll help you make sense of it all. We’re here for you brother
107. Author: izonfireDate: Sat, 7/13/2019, 2:29PM EST
frankj1 wrote:
that's the lesbian in you talking


That’s a strange place to keep your lesbian. I keep mine in my closet like everyone else.
I know, big closet..
108. Author: deadeyedickDate: Sat, 7/13/2019, 3:23PM EST
Love me some mountain thunderstorms. The temperature went from 90° to 70° in 10 minutes. Great cigar weather on the patio now.
109. Author: danmdevriesDate: Sat, 7/13/2019, 4:06PM EST
RMAN4443 wrote:
Try spankin' them butts, that'll loosen them right up....might get them a little to hot though....Spanking


I shoved my fist through one of the butts and it just fell apart.
110. Author: rfenstDate: Sat, 7/13/2019, 4:13PM EST
danmdevries wrote:
I shoved my fist through one of the butts and it just fell apart.

So you have been "fisting" again?
111. Author: danmdevriesDate: Sat, 7/13/2019, 4:14PM EST
They were kinda hard to get off the grates. Fell apart in my hands when I was pulling them out.

It's also delicious.

I think I did okay for my first time smoking on charcoal and in such huge quantity. Learned things that'll make it better next year.

Now for the really hard part: serving. I've been working all day setting up an assembly line for it. In 20 minutes I'm making an announcement over the loudspeakers to find volunteers. Start shredding at 1730, serving officially starts at 7 with announcement but I'm quietly opening at 1800.
112. Author: Ram27Date: Sat, 7/13/2019, 4:35PM EST
^^^Be careful out there...Frying pan
113. Author: danmdevriesDate: Sat, 7/13/2019, 5:34PM EST
rfenst wrote:
So you have been "fisting" again?


Just the hot butts.
114. Author: corey sellersDate: Sat, 7/13/2019, 5:38PM EST
What was your final temperature you pulled them at I usually cook mine to 200° to 205°
115. Author: MACSDate: Sat, 7/13/2019, 5:50PM EST
195 is plenty if you're shredding but going a little higher won't hurt... it'll just make the butts fall apart while you're trying to take them off the grate. Wink
116. Author: izonfireDate: Sat, 7/13/2019, 6:04PM EST
deadeyedick wrote:
Love me some mountain thunderstorms. The temperature went from 90° to 70° in 10 minutes. Great cigar weather on the patio now.


Mountain weather is the fucquin best. Love sitting on a cliff somewhere with my flask of whiskey and a smoke. And just staring off...
117. Author: izonfireDate: Sat, 7/13/2019, 6:07PM EST
danmdevries wrote:
Just the hot butts.


Nuthin like goin elbow deep on a hot butt...
118. Author: Ram27Date: Sat, 7/13/2019, 9:15PM EST
You OK dan? 😨
119. Author: DrafterXDate: Sat, 7/13/2019, 9:58PM EST
Interesting day... some good, some real bad... got the boat my son and i have been working on for about year in da water... needs a little fine tuning but it runs and floats.. wife went on a poker-run with 6 friends... they were all having a good time until we got the news... a good friend of ours jumped off a boat dock to retrieve his hat and never surfaced... he was a good man... Sad
120. Author: frankj1Date: Sat, 7/13/2019, 10:17PM EST
holy chit!
121. Author: DrafterXDate: Sat, 7/13/2019, 10:25PM EST
Ya... happened about 3pm... i don't think alcohol was a factor.. he's had heart trouble in the past... cold water can do bad stuff if you're not expecting it... just guessing tho.. as of 8pm they hadn't found him yet.. i haven't heard anything .... Mellow
122. Author: frankj1Date: Sat, 7/13/2019, 10:34PM EST
really sorry, William.
123. Author: SpeysideDate: Sat, 7/13/2019, 10:36PM EST
My condolences.
124. Author: DrafterXDate: Sat, 7/13/2019, 10:43PM EST
Thanks guys.. it's actually the second friend I've lost to the water.. about 15 years ago had another friend jump off the marina dock to retrieve a kids remote control boat with a dead battery.. damn water... Mellow
125. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Sat, 7/13/2019, 10:49PM EST
Awful.
126. Author: opelmanta1900Date: Sat, 7/13/2019, 10:58PM EST
Sorry to hear Drafter... Prayers for the family and loved ones...
127. Author: DrafterXDate: Sat, 7/13/2019, 11:11PM EST
Thanks man... Gene was well loved in da community... his funeral will be impressive I'm sure.. lake life is cool but damn.. you just never know.. Mellow
128. Author: DrafterXDate: Sat, 7/13/2019, 11:19PM EST
Sad part is there's prolly countless people who drowned by swimming after 2 dollar balls or floats getting carried away from shore... we aren't invincible... Mellow
129. Author: frankj1Date: Sat, 7/13/2019, 11:21PM EST
nope.
and hats and stuff are easy to replace
130. Author: DrafterXDate: Sat, 7/13/2019, 11:35PM EST
Not like they're beers... Mellow
131. Author: izonfireDate: Sat, 7/13/2019, 11:38PM EST
DrafterX wrote:
Ya... happened about 3pm... i don't think alcohol was a factor.. he's had heart trouble in the past... cold water can do bad stuff if you're not expecting it... just guessing tho.. as of 8pm they hadn't found him yet.. i haven't heard anything .... Mellow


Damn brother. So sorry to hear this. Horrible
132. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Sun, 7/14/2019, 7:06AM EST
Sorry Drafter. Awful news
133. Author: Ram27Date: Sun, 7/14/2019, 8:29AM EST
Where you be dan ???? Think


Check in brother. Frying pan




Morning all..........Herfing





ram27bat
134. Author: corey sellersDate: Sun, 7/14/2019, 8:34AM EST
Morning ladies and gents

Sorry to hear Drafter
135. Author: 8trackdiscoDate: Sun, 7/14/2019, 8:44AM EST
Off to work for a few hours. Hammock later.
136. Author: DrafterXDate: Sun, 7/14/2019, 9:24AM EST
Cool Dudes...
137. Author: danmdevriesDate: Sun, 7/14/2019, 9:43AM EST
Sunday Sunday Sunday

Hi Ram

Last night got a little wild. Done working for the weekend once everyone was served (about 100 plates worth leftover). Hung out with a hundred buddies and drank way too many beers. Good times
138. Author: ChenoDate: Sun, 7/14/2019, 9:45AM EST
Sorry to hear this drafter.
139. Author: Ram27Date: Sun, 7/14/2019, 10:14AM EST
danmdevries wrote:
Sunday Sunday Sunday

Hi Ram

Last night got a little wild. Done working for the weekend once everyone was served (about 100 plates worth leftover). Hung out with a hundred buddies and drank way too many beers. Good times





Applause Applause Beer Applause Applause

Great news dan................


ram27bat
140. Author: opelmanta1900Date: Sun, 7/14/2019, 10:49AM EST
Morning all... Neighbors dog has been barking for about 19 hours... Even Marley on full blast can't drown him out... Gonna have to get drastic...
141. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Sun, 7/14/2019, 10:51AM EST
Try a warning shot. Don't go straight for the kill
142. Author: tonygrazDate: Sun, 7/14/2019, 11:13AM EST
Today may be the end of a heat wave here after 5 days, but another may be coming this week.
WE need some rain too.
143. Author: SmokeMonkeyDate: Sun, 7/14/2019, 11:39AM EST
Good morning, y’all. Back from a few days in South Florida and several more in the Caribbean sun. I’m exhausted and my liver is no longer speaking to me.

What did I miss?
144. Author: RMAN4443Date: Sun, 7/14/2019, 11:40AM EST
Condolences for your friend Drafter, sorry to hear that news...Pray
145. Author: opelmanta1900Date: Sun, 7/14/2019, 12:06PM EST
SmokeMonkey wrote:
Good morning, y’all. Back from a few days in South Florida and several more in the Caribbean sun. I’m exhausted and my liver is no longer speaking to me.

What did I miss?

Did you hear about the transgender horses dying?

#rippeanuts #ripchocolate
146. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Sun, 7/14/2019, 12:37PM EST
Not to mention danm fisting butts.... eh, maybe that's not really news
147. Author: izonfireDate: Sun, 7/14/2019, 1:24PM EST
Sunoverbeach wrote:
Not to mention danm fisting butts.... eh, maybe that's not really news


I blame the tranny guy. He tainted our impressionable friend
148. Author: izonfireDate: Sun, 7/14/2019, 1:27PM EST
opelmanta1900 wrote:
Morning all... Neighbors dog has been barking for about 19 hours... Even Marley on full blast can't drown him out... Gonna have to get drastic...


A doggy treat with a ghost pepper imbedded should take care of it
149. Author: opelmanta1900Date: Sun, 7/14/2019, 2:28PM EST
Early sushi lunch with the wife... Kids got pawned off on grandma... Think we may head towards Yosemite area...
150. Author: MACSDate: Sun, 7/14/2019, 2:52PM EST
izonfire wrote:
A doggy treat with a ghost pepper imbedded should take care of it


Meh... the dog is acting like a dog. Give the treat with the ghost pepper to the owner that won't train his dog, and leaves him outside to bark all day.

Besides... pepper spray or bear spray would suffice. The dog can't bark if it's busy sneezing.

Still... I blame the owner.
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